Kobe Grace...

• is in her early twenties
• is not Caucasian, Celtic or Anglo-Saxon
• has a tragic tendency of sounding like a 40-year-old white dude
• is a great lover of redheads
• might be prim, is definitely proper, but by no means prudish
• is Canadian
• deplores the fact that Canada is now in the hands of the bleedin' Conservative party
• has the weirdest crush on NDP leader Jack Layton
• has a somewhat quasi-crush on Brit actor Kris Marshall (Oh, Det. Stone, you're so pretty...)
• judges you by your spelling and grammar. And rightfully so.
• wishes she could sing
• is very jealous of Daniel Radcliffe, because of his close proximity to certain redhea — erm, actors
• cannot stand it when virgins and teeny-boppers try to write erotica and expect it to be somewhat passable
• loves her freckles - hell, she just loves freckles
• wants a cardboard cutout of Viggo Mortensen in her bedroom
• knows how to buy good wine
• is hard on you as a beta, but only because she loves you!
• has excellent gay-dar
• erm ... experimented ... in college
• has no tolerance for people who use apostrophes to indicate plurals
• is in the closet about being an Anglophile
• knows how to show you a good time
• loves Ron Weasley the best
• has a dream of becoming an author — the kind whose work legions of ficcers write about
• is not as shallow as her exes make her out to be
• is ending this now. Later, my darlings.

Oh, by the way: