Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Various
Genres: Angst, Comedy, Romance
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Chapters: 33 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 134755 Read Count: 71581
Date: 01/15/2009 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11 "The Wrath of David"
What a great way to start my day! I missed this story more then I thought! What an awesome chappy!
~gasp~ Did David force himself on Hermione or just into her flat?
You truely love to leave me as curious as a cat! I'm still dieing to know the real reason why Ron had to leave Hermoine in the first place ~grr~
Our girl is so bitter and almost curel, it's so odd, but brilliant seeing her like this. Unorginized, swearing, drinking, acting like a slut ( well, she is).I loved that line " “Oh shite! I’ve died and went straight to hell!”
HA! That was priceless!! So I'm looking for clues you see, so I'm wondering if this means anything: Weirder still, the walls donned a coat of dull gray and sat completely bare.< ??
It's probably nothing, but this story is so amazing, I want to know everything lol. ~sigh~ I wish she wasn't so stubborn and went to the Burrow! At least she would have been one step closer to Ron (tough if she doesn't want it! I do!! LOL)
Ron really did a number on her, and God, I can't wait to see these two really go at it! I'm hoping for a really good fight and hopefully they'll sort it all out! Arg! I can't wait!!
Like always, you rock and here's me hopeing for a quick update!
Hugs and Kisses
Hello my favorite reader on the entire planet!
I have been at work all day and am exhausted! *sighs* I am so happy you like this chapter. I know I leave you hanging with the details and I am so sorry as you know I adore you. The next chapter will finally tell you what made Ron up and leave our girl. They will probably not get to the bottom of things for a long while as she doesn't even want to be in the same room with him. He hurt her to a point that it devasted her and changed her for the worse. As always I just love hearing from you! As soon as I saw it was a comment left from you, I smiled broadly. Let me know what you think of the next chapter lovely!
Date: 02/17/2009 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12 “Sins of the Past”
Sorry it took so long to review, but after reading this chapter I needed a couple of days...then go back and read it again.
I cried, real flowing tears for our boy Ron. What he was "forced" to do, why he felt so guilty. Everything just makes perfect sense now.
It was the hardest chapter that I've ever read in all of fan fiction. It was brilliant, very disturbing, but so brilliant!!
I'm glad it was Ginny who Ron got to talk to, I think Harry would have understood (hell they all would have) but I think Ginny was the perfect choice. The sheer pain reliving that story, God! You can really feel the self loathing and disgust!
I felt sad for Shannon, poor women! Her part of the story was such a twist.
I know Hermione would have understood as well, but if I put myself in Ron's shoes....I'd have done the same dame thing.
Some sins are just to great to let go and move on with life. Even if those sins are out of your control.
I'm glad that Ron found the courage to face his past and finally understoon just wait ended up doing to Hermiones world. He has more to feel guilty about. He tried to shelter her from the truth only have her dead inside. W O W!!
This was such a powerful chapter, and I can feel the pain it took you to write this and share.
I hope our girl finds out the truth, one way or another.
Love it! ~bows~ to the queen all my HP world. You really are a great, great, authour!
Hugs and Kissesrubyhill(T)
Hello my favorite reader in all the world!
Wow! Your review was just...wow! It truly got me all teary-eyed. I was kind of nervous when this chapter got posted. What would the readers think? Was it too much? It was such a difficult chapter to write emotionally and mentally. I just had to explain why Ron shut Hermione out of his life and what he has had to carry with him. I don't know if it was the right thing to do but he did what he had to do. He had just went through something horrible and traumatic and reacted. The thing is, is that he was still living in a nightmare. I was glad he got it off his chest and I think Ginny is intelligent and caring enough to help him through it. I don't think he'll ever get over it, but at least he can try to set things right now. I appreciate all your lovely comments. You truly are one of the kindest people out here in the fan fiction world, love. You mean the world to me dearest!!!!
Date: 04/22/2009 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14
Busting/rolling on the floor laughing my ass off!!
That had to be the funniest chapter I've ever read in all of fandom! OMG T your killing me!!!
“Honk, honk.”,brought back some hilarious moments from my own past ~eyebrows raised~ So it's safe to say that the tears from laughing so hard started there!
“Why the hell are you shouting colors at me man!”LMAO!! THE best line evah!!
“Bloody hell, I don’t want to be sober! That’s like the opposite of being drunk.”-
such a Ron thing to say, priceless!
~wipes a tear~ I absolutely loved this chapter and I haven't laughed that hard in months!! Thanks T! Your a comical genies!!
Can't wait for more! ~still laughing like mad~
Hello to my favorite reader in the entire world!
I am so happy you liked this chapter!!! I had a lot of fun writing a drunk Ron and Harry. The line, "Why the hell are you shouting colors at me man!" just sort of came to me . *laughs* And yes, I may have drawn from my own numerous experiences with totally pissed people. (myself included *coughs*) It's so nice to hear from you and I think of you often. I hope you'll like the next chapter love!!!! *hugs*
Much love and XXX,
Date: 06/06/2009 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15 “Search and Destroy”
GAH! Live is NOT letting me play with my non-reality world!
I just found this update in my e-mail TODAY!! Along with the other 52 messages I've missed ~sigh~
Great chappy babe!!
"I told you I ate three fucking bowls of spicy chili earlier…there wasn’t anyway to stop it!” Ron said defensively. "That Ron always good for a laugh...well at least the way you write it LOL
I love how you go from humor to angst to drama in 2.2 sec and just own it!! Brilliant as always! ~bows~
Ouch! Ron hit a nerve there! Poor bastard is really feeling guilty that what he did to Hermione, taking it out on Harry isn't the way, since Harry probably is all ready taking part of the blame for Hermione's eh...behavior.
I'm glad that Ron is finally letting Shannon go, and I'm so glad we finally know what her real link was to him. That story still haunts me ~shutters~
Can't wait to read the next chappy, I'm so curious what Shannon is going to do or say!
Wanting some Ron and Hermione action, lets go women, when are they going to hook up LOL
I know, I know ~smile~ It's gonna take awhile, but it's gonna be so great when it finally does!
hugs and kisses
How are you??? Gosh how I miss you! I should have sent you an e-mail that there was an update! *curses self* I am having such a good time writing this story. I sent the next chapter to my beta. Look for a confrontation between our boy and girl who I know you want back together! And yes... it's going to to take awhile. Hermione thinks she doesn't need a man or anybody else for that reason. Our poor boy really has his work cut out for him and by golly I'm not going to make it easy for him! (I know... devious that is!) I am trying to finish a story for the LJ Hermione Gets Banged thing and so I don't know when I'll get to writing the next chapter. I hope you are doing well and I think of you often darling! Thanks for leaving me some love as you really made my evening! *hugs*
Miss and adore you!
Date: 04/08/2010 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16 “Discovery and Deceit”
Wow, complete night and day to your "Catch", this one is much more intense then I remember.
I loved the moment that Ron and Hermione had. A promise to make it right, and she not willing to have a hope in prayer for that. A broken heart can go a long way.
So Hermione is close to knowing the real story ~shutters~ I still can't believe what he went through. I know she'll understand.My guess on the password- Hermione;)
This story is NOT like Catch at all! I liken it to a crazy train from hell! *laughs* So sad how a horrible event changed our boy for the worse. Will this Hermione understand and forgive him? Hmmm...only time will tell! (>:
Date: 04/08/2010 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17 “Lost and Found”
It was decent of Ron to do what he did for Shannon.
I'm surprised that no one figured out the time line once they read the report. I can't wait to see Hermione's reaction to that!
I'm sorry-Great passward!
This was one of my favorite chapters to write as I wanted him to say good bye to Shannon and leave her with some dignity. Oh and don't worry about the password as I sort of like yours better, dear! (>:
Date: 04/08/2010 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18 “Double Trouble”
ROFL! Aww, poor Harry, but dame that was funny!!
LOVE the brothes! This was a fun chapter to lighten the dark.
I need to lighten the mood! I have such a blast writing a clueless bumbling Harry. *giggles*
Date: 04/08/2010 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19 “Changes and Second Chances”
If they join the Shadow's, will they be in it for life, or will they find a loophole? Intriguing!
I cannot tell you, dear! *winks*
Date: 04/08/2010 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20 “Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?”
Hermione seriously closed herself off to the point where she can't have anything even romoting remindering her of her former "happy-normal" life now can she? Poor dear, she's got one hell of a chip on her shoulders. Lets hope Ron can try to brush some of that off.
I have her being this tough ass on the outside, but trust me that there is so much going on on the inside that she doesn't want to face. It'll come out...eventually! (>:
Date: 04/08/2010 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21: "Busy Fingers and Idle Resolutions"
YES they kissed. NO she ran away. DAME this is getting good.
~sigh~ I can't wait to see these two together.
Give them time, dear....lots and lots of time. (>:
Date: 04/08/2010 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22 “Burnt Bridges and Bumpy Roads”
Ouch, I didn't know she was having problems with her dad as well.
Man, this girl as got to get her act together.
Her pain runs deep over so many things. Look for all this pain to catch up to her...eventually! (>:
Date: 04/08/2010 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23 "So You Want to be a Shadow?"
I think it's true that Hermione has to want to be saved, but I think with Ron's help she can learn to trust again and hopfully lose this bitch of an attitude. I like her kick-ass but It''ll be nice to see her a little more...human.
Oh yes- you hit the nail on the head. It has to be her idea to get back to normal. It's going to take something devastating to make her see reason. *winks*
Date: 04/08/2010 Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 24 "Angels and Demons"
SHE TURNED HIS DICK INTO A SAUSGAE?!!?? FUCKING BRILLIANT!! ROFL!!!!
This chapter was really fun. I wish Ron would just tell her already, maybe she'd understand?
Great chapter, I'm so glad I can be aprat of this world again.
Can't wait for the next one!!
And I'm os glad you're back. I missed you, sweetie! *hugs* Look for more craziness in the next chapter when I find time to write it. RL has been NUTS! *hugs*
Date: 10/06/2010 Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 27 "I'll Show You Mine, If You Show Me Yours"
Finally she knows! But now the tables have turned and she feels guilty for her own sins.
Can these two ever find HEA?
Great Chapter hun! I'm off to read the next...
Lady 'T'!!!! *hugs you*
I hope you are doing well, dearest!!! I've missed you in fandom. (even though I've been totally MIA lately myself!) I'm so thrilled you liked this chapter. It was so wonderful to hear from you again!!! *hugs*
Much, much love!
Date: 10/06/2010 Title: Chapter 28: "A Game of Clue"
~sigh~ I love Ron, he'll do anything to get Her back. I'm sure he'll find a way to gain her trust back...I hope;)
Hello again sweetie!!!
Ron is determined to get our girl back once and for all! Will I allow for such a thing to happen? *winks* You'll see, my dear. *grins*