Monthly Challenge: (2008-02) The Birds and The Bees Challenge by annie
Summary:

The Birds and the Bees

The Quidditch Pitch is pleased to bring you The Birds and Bees Challenge! Spring is coming, it's Valentine's Day, and love is in the air. This month's challenge is a challenge about love. We want to see stories and art that is sweet, naughty, fluffy, and just downright embarrassing. So submit your stories soon and let's have a love in. Yes, we are reliving the sixties and seventies!

Rules for stories:

  • Must be at least 500 words
  • Must be prebetad
  • Must comply with our terms of service
  • Must include love, the birds and the bees, or naughtiness

Challenge ends on March 12th at 11:59 pm EST.

Art:

  • Must be willing to let us host the artwork in our gallery for March and April
  • Must contain love, the birds and the bees, or naughtiness
  • You would submit all artwork via email to thecaptains@thequidditchpitch.org
  • Your email should contain:
    • Your penname
    • Your email address
    • Rating
    • Summary
    • Title
  • Focal Point should be Love.

 


Categories: None
Characters: None
It's All About Sex by IamShadow Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Ron has a philosophy on life, love and relationships. And if it's been influenced at all by Hermione and swarms of conjured, attacking creatures, well, that's just the way it is.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Angst, Erotica, Romance
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Angst, Contains Spoiler for HBP, EWE, Het, Hurt/Comfort, Slash, Strong Language, Violence
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2008-02) The Birds and The Bees Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2008-02) The Birds and The Bees Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2900 Read Count: 1353
[Report This] Published: 02/23/2008 Updated: 02/23/2008
Sex and Nervousness by dianahawthorne Rated: MT - Mature Themes [Reviews - 1]
Summary: An Albus and Minerva flavoured scene inspired by "The American President".
Categories: Bad Moon Rising > War and Peace
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Minerva McGonagall
Genres: Erotica, Fluff, Romance
Time Period: Voldemort's First War
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2008-02) The Birds and The Bees Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2008-02) The Birds and The Bees Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 953 Read Count: 491
[Report This] Published: 02/24/2008 Updated: 02/25/2008
A Rose By Any Other Name by BrandedFaithfully Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 19]
Summary: My response to the Birds and the Bees Challenge.  Valentine's Day always brings such high expectations, sometimes heart-breaking results and even some surprises.  This was one such day.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Het, Strong Sexual Content
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2008-02) The Birds and The Bees Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2008-02) The Birds and The Bees Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6194 Read Count: 4691
[Report This] Published: 02/27/2008 Updated: 02/27/2008
Gryffindors Forever by missgranger2 Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstar [Reviews - 9]
Summary: Ron decides to surprise Hermione on Valentine's Day by bringing her back to the place it all began.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Strong Sexual Content
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2008-02) The Birds and The Bees Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2008-02) The Birds and The Bees Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3588 Read Count: 2482
[Report This] Published: 02/27/2008 Updated: 02/27/2008
Why Magical Folk Have Such Small Families by SwissMiss Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Harry's in for a big surprise on his wedding night.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Romance
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Het, Minor Fluff
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2008-02) The Birds and The Bees Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2008-02) The Birds and The Bees Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 474 Read Count: 1060
[Report This] Published: 03/01/2008 Updated: 03/01/2008
Three Indecent Acts by mapleandmahogany Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 18]
Summary: The brothers Weasley try to find someone to help George
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: George Weasley, Lee Jordan
Genres: Comedy, Erotica, Romance
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Contains Spoilers for DH, Frottage, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2008-02) The Birds and The Bees Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2008-02) The Birds and The Bees Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6526 Read Count: 2279
[Report This] Published: 03/02/2008 Updated: 03/02/2008
Take Me For a Ride by Epoch Everlasting Rated: MT - Mature Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Harry takes Draco for his first ride in a car. H/D. Fluff.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Minor Fluff, Slash
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2008-02) The Birds and The Bees Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2008-02) The Birds and The Bees Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 579 Read Count: 815
[Report This] Published: 03/03/2008 Updated: 03/03/2008
All in a Mouse's Night by mrmoon Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 7]
Summary:

Ron and Hermione spend a cold winter night warming each other up at Grimmauld.

Inspired by the Genesis song.


Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Comedy, Erotica, Fluff
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Contains Spoilers for DH, Het, Strong Sexual Content
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2008-02) The Birds and The Bees Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2008-02) The Birds and The Bees Challenge
Series: Sisters of the Moon
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3527 Read Count: 5673
[Report This] Published: 03/08/2008 Updated: 03/08/2008
How Not To Bee Stung by pettybureaucrat Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Ginny asks Hermione and Luna for some rather naughty help reconciling with Harry. 
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter
Genres: Comedy, Erotica, Romance
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Het, Strong Sexual Content
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2008-02) The Birds and The Bees Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2008-02) The Birds and The Bees Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8494 Read Count: 3037
[Report This] Published: 03/10/2008 Updated: 03/10/2008
How Babies Are Made by humantales Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Past Featured StoryGinny explains to James how the new baby was made. James sees things . . . a little differently.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, James (younger) Potter
Genres: Fluff
Time Period: Next Generation
Warnings: Contains Spoilers for DH
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2008-02) The Birds and The Bees Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2008-02) The Birds and The Bees Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 821 Read Count: 4659
[Report This] Published: 03/11/2008 Updated: 03/11/2008