Penname: madam_minnie [Contact] Real name: Minnie
Member Since: 08/28/2005
Membership status: Administrator
Bio:

The image “http://pics.livejournal.com/satindolls/pic/0007apzc” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors. Madam_Minnie is also known as the Maven of Porn. She's an avid Harry Potter fan, writer, literary agent and all around smutty lady. She hails from the Island of Puerto Rico originally and now resides in Florida. She's a self-proclaimed lover of all things Snape. She has a wicked sense of humor, excellent taste in music, and she's the queen of the hot boy love. She spends her evenings amusing her fellow Captains with her raunchy sense of humor in between reading query letters from aspiring authors. She's a Slytherin through and through. Her Co-Captains firmly believe she is a gay man trapped in a woman's body. Sometime ask her about the shoes...

 

[i'm bill weasley]
...and which lesser Harry Potter character are you?

 


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Stories by madam_minnie
300 Galleons by madam_minnie Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Past Featured StoryPansy Parkinson/Colin Creevy - "Dangerous Liasons"
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: Colin Creevey, Pansy Parkinson
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-12) Yule Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-12) Yule Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 530 Read Count: 1324
[Report This] Published: 12/17/2006 Updated: 12/17/2006
A Buggering Wager by madam_minnie Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 3]
Summary: When Ron misunderstands their wager, it still pays off handsomely.
Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Comedy, Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 258 Read Count: 1384
[Report This] Published: 12/25/2006 Updated: 12/25/2006
A Masterís Love by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary: There are times for affectionate words, comforting phrases and terms of endearment… this is not one of those times.
Categories: The Broomshed > Self Pleasure, The Broomshed > The Dungeon
Characters: Draco Malfoy, OMC
Genres: Angst, Darkfic, Erotica, PWP
Time Period: Voldemort's Second War
Warnings: Angst, BDSM, Bondage, D/S, Dub-Con, Masturbation, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 878 Read Count: 4414
[Report This] Published: 09/24/2007 Updated: 09/24/2007
A New And Fitting Haven by madam_minnie Rated: GP - General Public [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Lucius provides for his family... while evicting his former one.
Categories: Dark Tales > Darkness Falls
Characters: None
Genres: Comedy, Darkfic, Drabble, Horror
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe, BDSM, Bloodplay, Graphic Violence, Love/Hate, Slash, Violence
Series: Chronicles of a Vampire
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 354 Read Count: 1268
[Report This] Published: 04/08/2006 Updated: 04/08/2006
A New Beginning by madam_minnie Rated: MT - Mature Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Lucius Malfoy chose eternal life over the Dementors kiss. Now he is returning to England...Bound for power and his hunger grows by the minute. Perhaps only one man can cure the beast inside him--Severus Snape

Categories: Dark Tales > Darkness Falls
Characters: None
Genres: Darkfic
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Graphic Violence
Series: Chronicles of a Vampire
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1378 Read Count: 505
[Report This] Published: 11/26/2005 Updated: 11/26/2005
A Private Celebration by madam_minnie Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Severus and Harry celebrate a private birthday celebration.
Categories: Dark Tales > Drabbles, Dark Tales > Slytherin Common Room
Characters: Harry Potter, Severus Snape
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 166 Read Count: 836
[Report This] Published: 01/09/2009 Updated: 01/09/2009
A Sticky Situation by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary: The Chosen One is defeated by a white sticky marshmallow
Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drabble, Erotica
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Frottage, Slash, Strong Language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 578 Read Count: 1390
[Report This] Published: 07/11/2009 Updated: 07/11/2009
A Walk with The Master by madam_minnie Rated: GP - General Public [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Lucius Malfoy choses the life of the damned. He walks only in the shadows of the night, thirsting for blood, and revenge. Can Master help him or is he lost forever?
Categories: Dark Tales > Darkness Falls
Characters: Lucius Malfoy
Genres: Darkfic
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: Chronicles of a Vampire
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1387 Read Count: 759
[Report This] Published: 09/17/2005 Updated: 09/17/2005
Asserting My Authority by madam_minnie Rated: MT - Mature Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Lucius Malfoy asserts his authority. Part of the Vampire Chronicles

Categories: Dark Tales > Darkness Falls
Characters: Lucius Malfoy
Genres: Darkfic
Time Period: None
Warnings: Violence
Series: Chronicles of a Vampire
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1738 Read Count: 1391
[Report This] Published: 12/24/2005 Updated: 12/24/2005
Betrayal by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Betrayal always comes at a price.
Categories: Dark Tales > Drabbles
Characters: Neville Longbottom, Lucius Malfoy
Genres: Darkfic, Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: Character Death, D/S, Love/Hate, Slash, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 262 Read Count: 432
[Report This] Published: 05/01/2007 Updated: 05/01/2007
Beware The New Moon by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: When Lucius Malfoy plots revenge on his former lover and traitor, he chooses a life Immortal as his weapon of choice.
Categories: Dark Tales > Darkness Falls
Characters: Bellatrix Lestrange, Lucius Malfoy, Augustus Rookwood, Augustus Rookwood
Genres: Darkfic, Erotica, Tragedy
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe, BDSM, Bloodplay, Bondage, Character Death, D/S, Dub-Con, Graphic Violence, Hurt/Comfort, Love/Hate, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Vampirism, Violence
Series: Chronicles of a Vampire
Chapters: 38 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 28071 Read Count: 11579
[Report This] Published: 03/07/2007 Updated: 03/07/2007
Bitterness by madam_minnie Rated: FG - Family Guidance [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Finding escape in the bottom of a glass is sometimes all you can do to get through the day.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: Kingsley Shacklebolt, Arthur Weasley
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: Minor Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 162 Read Count: 725
[Report This] Published: 05/12/2007 Updated: 05/12/2007
Blessed Feast by madam_minnie Rated: MT - Mature Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: After Voldemort's defeat Lucius and Bellatrix become feared by all as Vampires... Tonight they feast upon the souls of the undead...Dark Fic
Categories: Dark Tales > Darkness Falls
Characters: Lucius Malfoy
Genres: Darkfic
Time Period: None
Warnings: Graphic Violence, Strong Sexual Content, Alternate Universe, Violence
Series: Chronicles of a Vampire
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1772 Read Count: 368
[Report This] Published: 09/17/2005 Updated: 09/17/2005
Blood Red Moon by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Remus struggles to keep Moony confined...Sirius causes Moony to let it all hang out. A/U fic written for RPG but can stand-alone. Assumes Sirius is alive and both he and Remus teach at Hogwarts.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin
Genres: Erotica, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1166 Read Count: 555
[Report This] Published: 10/18/2005 Updated: 10/18/2005
Bloodlines by madam_minnie Rated: FG - Family Guidance starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: In the still of night, the Inferi rise to the call of their Master...
Categories: Dark Tales > Drabbles
Characters: Lee Jordan, Augustus Rookwood
Genres: Darkfic, Drabble, Drama, Tragedy
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 376 Read Count: 1015
[Report This] Published: 01/24/2006 Updated: 01/24/2006