Penname: pettybureaucrat [Contact] Real name: Alan Huff
Member Since: 05/03/2006
Membership status: Member
Bio:

Real life petty bureaucrat for the Feds, recently retired.

Vietnam veteran.

3 kids, 2 grandkids

Love Harry Potter and HP fanfiction

Inveterate Harry/Ginny shipper.  Like Harry/Luna and Harry/Luna/Ginny (Go, Flaming Nargles).  I think Hermione can do better than Ron. 

 


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Stories by pettybureaucrat
A Perfect Day for Flying by pettybureaucrat Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 7]
Summary: Harry's life changes in the Quidditch locker room. Chapter 28.5 of GoF. Things would have been a lot different had JKR written this.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Harry Potter, Katie Bell
Genres: Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: FemSlash, Het, Masturbation, Strong Sexual Content, Underage
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8066 Read Count: 9961
[Report This] Published: 06/08/2007 Updated: 06/08/2007
Alone at Last by pettybureaucrat Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Harry decides he must see Ginny and consummate their relationship
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter
Genres: Erotica, Romance
Time Period: Voldemort's Second War
Warnings: Contains Spoilers for DH, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Underage
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8454 Read Count: 8162
[Report This] Published: 10/02/2007 Updated: 10/02/2007
Fleur de Lis by pettybureaucrat Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Victoire Weasley finds herself in trouble not of her making.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Gabrielle Delacour, Neville Longbottom, Theodore Lupin, Victoire Weasley
Genres: Comedy, PWP, Romance
Time Period: Next Generation
Warnings: Contains Spoilers for DH, EWE, Het, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2054 Read Count: 2294
[Report This] Published: 08/14/2007 Updated: 08/14/2007
Force of Abbott by pettybureaucrat Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarhalf-star [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The war is over, Voldemort is gone, but a depressed, traumatized Harry is headed for a tragic ending when a heretofore unknown lover steps in to make him face his demons and in the process, win her heart.

February 2007 Challenge - Rarepairs
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hannah Abbott, Harry Potter
Genres: Erotica, General, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, Character Death, Contains Spoiler for HBP, Het, Masturbation, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Underage
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2007-02) February Challenge - Gilderoy Lockhart's Valentine Extravaganza!
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2007-02) February Challenge - Gilderoy Lockhart's Valentine Extravaganza!
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9554 Read Count: 3775
[Report This] Published: 01/27/2007 Updated: 01/27/2007
How Not To Bee Stung by pettybureaucrat Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Ginny asks Hermione and Luna for some rather naughty help reconciling with Harry. 
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter
Genres: Comedy, Erotica, Romance
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Het, Strong Sexual Content
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2008-02) The Birds and The Bees Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2008-02) The Birds and The Bees Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8494 Read Count: 3027
[Report This] Published: 03/10/2008 Updated: 03/10/2008
Silken Night by pettybureaucrat Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Hermione is searching for love in all the wrong places until someone totally unexpected comes into her life.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Ladies Room
Characters: Gabrielle Delacour, Hermione Granger
Genres: Erotica
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: EWE, FemSlash, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5140 Read Count: 3984
[Report This] Published: 04/04/2008 Updated: 04/07/2008
Stolen Hour by pettybureaucrat Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: A drabble, set during the hunt for the Horcruxes
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Drabbles
Characters: Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley
Genres: Drabble, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, Het
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 96 Read Count: 515
[Report This] Published: 04/11/2007 Updated: 04/12/2007
Struggling with the Obvious by pettybureaucrat Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Written for hpgw_100 prompts Obviously and Struggle.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: Minor Fluff
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 196 Read Count: 435
[Report This] Published: 06/03/2007 Updated: 06/05/2007
Tsunami by pettybureaucrat Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 3]
Summary: The war is over and our two favorite couples are alone at the Burrow on a hot summer day.

August 06 - Anything Goes challenge

Prompt:  Ron and Hermione try to cool off on a hot summer afternoon
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Comedy, Erotica, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Contains Spoiler for HBP, FemSlash, Het, Major Fluff, Strong Sexual Content
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-08) August Challenge: The Anything Goes Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-08) August Challenge: The Anything Goes Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4408 Read Count: 2579
[Report This] Published: 08/23/2006 Updated: 08/25/2006
Summary: A visit to the Tower of London inspires a most unusual evening.
Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: Luna Lovegood, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley
Genres: Erotica, Ficlet, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Strong Sexual Content, Threesome
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 351 Read Count: 1038
[Report This] Published: 02/08/2007 Updated: 02/08/2007