Penname: madam_minnie [Contact] Real name: Minnie
Member Since: 08/28/2005
Membership status: Administrator
Bio:

The image “http://pics.livejournal.com/satindolls/pic/0007apzc” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors. Madam_Minnie is also known as the Maven of Porn. She's an avid Harry Potter fan, writer, literary agent and all around smutty lady. She hails from the Island of Puerto Rico originally and now resides in Florida. She's a self-proclaimed lover of all things Snape. She has a wicked sense of humor, excellent taste in music, and she's the queen of the hot boy love. She spends her evenings amusing her fellow Captains with her raunchy sense of humor in between reading query letters from aspiring authors. She's a Slytherin through and through. Her Co-Captains firmly believe she is a gay man trapped in a woman's body. Sometime ask her about the shoes...

 

[i'm bill weasley]
...and which lesser Harry Potter character are you?

 


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Stories by madam_minnie
Mrs. Hermione Weasley by madam_minnie Rated: FG - Family Guidance starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Past Featured StoryHarry's going to bloody well make sure that Ron makes that witch his wife.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drabble, General
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Strong Language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 768 Read Count: 1713
[Report This] Published: 09/29/2008 Updated: 09/29/2008
New Year’s Celebrations by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Harry and Ron bring in the new year with a bang!
Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 167 Read Count: 416
[Report This] Published: 12/31/2008 Updated: 12/31/2008
No Indication of His Gayness by madam_minnie Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: A bathroom confrontation does not make one gay… does it?
Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: Fabian Prewett, Gideon Prewett, Arthur Weasley, Molly Weasley
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 573 Read Count: 344
[Report This] Published: 12/04/2006 Updated: 12/04/2006
Object of His Obsession by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: What is Harry to do when all he can think of is Ron? Well... ease the tension, of course! 
Categories: The Broomshed > Self Pleasure
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drabble, Erotica, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Masturbation, Slash
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-05) The "I Touch Myself" Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-05) The "I Touch Myself" Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 761 Read Count: 1397
[Report This] Published: 06/01/2006 Updated: 06/01/2006
Obsession by madam_minnie Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: They had called him a lunatic when he'd perfected the charm his godfather taught him and yet the day he'd been able to enslave the Boy Who Lived in the mirror, no one had seen his genius.
Categories: Dark Tales > Drabbles
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 320 Read Count: 438
[Report This] Published: 06/11/2007 Updated: 06/11/2007
Pain and Pleasure by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Lucius shows Percy the pleasure under the pain....

Categories: The Broomshed > Dark Side
Characters: Lucius Malfoy, Percy Weasley
Genres: Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: Chronicles of a Vampire
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1189 Read Count: 405
[Report This] Published: 12/28/2005 Updated: 12/28/2005
Phoenix Tears by madam_minnie Rated: GP - General Public starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Past Featured StoryThere is a pain that even a Phoenix tears can not heal
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Drabbles
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Gellert Grindelwald, Lily Potter, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Tragedy
Time Period: Voldemort Vanishes
Warnings: Angst, Contains Spoilers for DH
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 156 Read Count: 1016
[Report This] Published: 10/20/2007 Updated: 10/20/2007
Piercing by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Harry decides to show Ron his recent piercing…

Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 194 Read Count: 414
[Report This] Published: 09/02/2006 Updated: 09/02/2006
Preparing to Travel by madam_minnie Rated: MT - Mature Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Lucius begins his journey back to England

Categories: Dark Tales > Darkness Falls
Characters: Lucius Malfoy
Genres: Darkfic
Time Period: None
Warnings: Graphic Violence, Alternate Universe
Series: Chronicles of a Vampire
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 443 Read Count: 245
[Report This] Published: 11/26/2005 Updated: 11/26/2005
Protector by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: The door blasted open and in seconds, Harry had his wand levelled at the shabby-dressed man before him. The tattered robes of his former DADA professor were soot-covered and before Harry could utter a curse or ask why Remus Lupin had to blast into his bedroom, he found himself enveloped in a body-wrapping hug.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Harry Potter, Remus Lupin
Genres: Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3248 Read Count: 582
[Report This] Published: 09/04/2006 Updated: 09/04/2006
Redemption by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: In the darkest of days, in the most lonely of nights, Draco Malfoy would seek for that which only one man could provide… Redemption.
Categories: The Broomshed > Dark Side
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy
Genres: Angst, Erotica
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Incest, Rimming, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3727 Read Count: 807
[Report This] Published: 10/05/2007 Updated: 10/05/2007
Remus Lupin's Cure for Ennui by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: When Padfoot's boredom grows to be an annoyance for Remus, the Professor decides to take matters to hand.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin
Genres: Erotica, Ficlet, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 893 Read Count: 863
[Report This] Published: 05/27/2007 Updated: 05/27/2007
Repaying the Favor by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Past Featured StoryHarry repays Ron after a weekend of decadence with he and Hermione. Written for the Dungeon but can stand up alone...
Categories: The Broomshed > The Dungeon
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: D/S, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1671 Read Count: 2094
[Report This] Published: 09/17/2005 Updated: 09/17/2005
Revenge: A Bittersweet Reward by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The lash of the whip sliced through the air with a thunderous crack, yet the Death Eater remained unflinching.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Dungeon
Characters: Lucius Malfoy, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: BDSM, Bondage, D/S, Slash, Strong Sexual Content, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 152 Read Count: 815
[Report This] Published: 05/07/2007 Updated: 05/07/2007
Score One For The Little Brother by madam_minnie Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Teddy Lupin gets an insiders view of the joys and pitfalls of sibling rivalry one cold morning in the Potter family kitchen...
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Harry Potter, James (younger) Potter, Scorpius Malfoy, Theodore Lupin
Genres: Romance
Time Period: Next Generation
Warnings: Contains Spoilers for DH, Slash, Strong Language
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3921 Read Count: 3092
[Report This] Published: 12/17/2007 Updated: 03/11/2009