Penname: madam_minnie [Contact] Real name: Minnie
Member Since: 08/28/2005
Membership status: Administrator
Bio:

The image “http://pics.livejournal.com/satindolls/pic/0007apzc” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors. Madam_Minnie is also known as the Maven of Porn. She's an avid Harry Potter fan, writer, literary agent and all around smutty lady. She hails from the Island of Puerto Rico originally and now resides in Florida. She's a self-proclaimed lover of all things Snape. She has a wicked sense of humor, excellent taste in music, and she's the queen of the hot boy love. She spends her evenings amusing her fellow Captains with her raunchy sense of humor in between reading query letters from aspiring authors. She's a Slytherin through and through. Her Co-Captains firmly believe she is a gay man trapped in a woman's body. Sometime ask her about the shoes...

 

[i'm bill weasley]
...and which lesser Harry Potter character are you?

 


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Stories by madam_minnie
It's Snowing Men by madam_minnie Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 [Reviews - 1]
Summary: How do you tell your best mate that you're head over heels for him?
Categories: Bad Moon Rising > Drabbles
Characters: Remus Lupin, Sirius Black
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: Voldemort's First War
Warnings: Slash
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2007-12) Secret Yule Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2007-12) Secret Yule Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 942 Read Count: 804
[Report This] Published: 12/12/2007 Updated: 12/12/2007
It's So Hard by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: "How... how are you still... oh Merlin's ghost that's good... hard?" James panted as Remus tweaked a nipple.
"Lupine tendencies," Remus winked.
Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: Remus Lupin, James Potter
Genres: Drabble, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 370 Read Count: 407
[Report This] Published: 03/15/2007 Updated: 03/15/2007
Kink Club by madam_minnie Rated: FG - Family Guidance [Reviews - 0]
Summary: If you can't beat them... join them.
Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 150 Read Count: 452
[Report This] Published: 08/06/2007 Updated: 08/06/2007
Kiss It, Moony! by madam_minnie Rated: MT - Mature Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Sirius wants a kiss... Remus won't give it... yet. ;)
Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin
Genres: Drabble, Erotica, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 173 Read Count: 231
[Report This] Published: 12/13/2006 Updated: 12/13/2006
Knowing Smile by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: If only they knew why she sported that knowing smile...
Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: Ginny Weasley, Pansy Parkinson
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: FemSlash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 75 Read Count: 1170
[Report This] Published: 05/24/2008 Updated: 05/24/2008
Late by madam_minnie Rated: FG - Family Guidance [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Harry and Hermione know just what buttons to push to make Ron forget their lateness.
Categories: The Broomshed > Ménage a Trio
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Threesome
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 267 Read Count: 1093
[Report This] Published: 12/31/2008 Updated: 12/31/2008
Learning to Hunt by madam_minnie Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Lucius teaches Percy to survive his new life

Categories: Dark Tales > Drabbles
Characters: Lucius Malfoy, Percy Weasley
Genres: Darkfic, Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash, Alternate Universe
Series: Chronicles of a Vampire
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 783 Read Count: 541
[Report This] Published: 12/04/2005 Updated: 12/04/2005
Long Brushstrokes (8-06 Challenge) by madam_minnie Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: In the last moments, do you offer peace?
Categories: Dark Tales > Darkness Falls
Characters: Lucius Malfoy, Augustus Rookwood
Genres: Darkfic, Drabble, Tragedy
Time Period: None
Warnings: Character Death, Graphic Violence, Violence
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-08) August Challenge: The Anything Goes Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-08) August Challenge: The Anything Goes Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 333 Read Count: 267
[Report This] Published: 08/09/2006 Updated: 08/09/2006
Lunarian Prey by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: This story is based on an RPG I was in two years ago where Lucius and Severus are reunited lovers. But after a betrayal like Lucius’ could he ever find forgiveness and salvation from the only one he’s ever loved? Is he even worthy? This is the first instalment of how their passion could transcend almost anything. This story assumes Lucius and Severus were the same age, which of course, after OOTP we know it not to be true.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Lucius Malfoy, Augustus Rookwood
Genres: Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4131 Read Count: 436
[Report This] Published: 09/04/2005 Updated: 09/04/2005
Master of His Thoughts by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Lucius misses him so much, he just can’t help himself.
Categories: The Broomshed > Self Pleasure
Characters: None
Genres: Darkfic, Drabble, Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Angst, BDSM, Bloodplay, D/S, Incest, Slash
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-05) The "I Touch Myself" Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-05) The "I Touch Myself" Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 502 Read Count: 821
[Report This] Published: 05/23/2006 Updated: 05/23/2006
Maybe he's born with it by madam_minnie Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Owl-order products can be very taxing on a young Death Eater.
Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: Lucius Malfoy, Percy Weasley
Genres: Comedy, Crack-Fic, Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 219 Read Count: 248
[Report This] Published: 05/09/2007 Updated: 05/09/2007
Merry Christmas Indeed by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: A Harry/Ron holiday drabble

Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2005-12) December 2005 - Non Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2005-12) December 2005 - Non Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 276 Read Count: 921
[Report This] Published: 12/24/2005 Updated: 12/24/2005
Merry Christmas, Moony by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Sirius comes home for Christmas
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin
Genres: Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: Orgy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1169 Read Count: 655
[Report This] Published: 09/04/2005 Updated: 09/04/2005
Mirrored Fantasies by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: They say the eyes are the windows to our soul...Mirrors are the reflections of our desires
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: BDSM, Slash, Strong Sexual Content, Alternate Universe, Strong Language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2759 Read Count: 927
[Report This] Published: 01/08/2006 Updated: 01/08/2006
Mo-hee-toe by madam_minnie Rated: MT - Mature Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: During Harry's fourth year, Sirius has to remain in hiding. He sends Harry an exotic bird... where did it come from?
Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 521 Read Count: 212
[Report This] Published: 04/21/2007 Updated: 04/21/2007