Penname: madam_minnie [Contact] Real name: Minnie
Member Since: 08/28/2005
Membership status: Administrator
Bio:

The image “http://pics.livejournal.com/satindolls/pic/0007apzc” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors. Madam_Minnie is also known as the Maven of Porn. She's an avid Harry Potter fan, writer, literary agent and all around smutty lady. She hails from the Island of Puerto Rico originally and now resides in Florida. She's a self-proclaimed lover of all things Snape. She has a wicked sense of humor, excellent taste in music, and she's the queen of the hot boy love. She spends her evenings amusing her fellow Captains with her raunchy sense of humor in between reading query letters from aspiring authors. She's a Slytherin through and through. Her Co-Captains firmly believe she is a gay man trapped in a woman's body. Sometime ask her about the shoes...

 

[i'm bill weasley]
...and which lesser Harry Potter character are you?

 


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Stories by madam_minnie
Her Young Prince by madam_minnie Rated: GP - General Public starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Her prince is off to Hogwarts.
Categories: Bad Moon Rising > School Days
Characters: Eileen Prince
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 439 Read Count: 367
[Report This] Published: 05/01/2007 Updated: 05/01/2007
His Moony by madam_minnie Rated: MT - Mature Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: It's always sheer bliss with his Moony.

Categories: Bad Moon Rising > Drabbles
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 119 Read Count: 227
[Report This] Published: 11/06/2006 Updated: 11/06/2006
Hot Damn by madam_minnie Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Harry and Ron join Seamus and Neville for drinks and a little more than expected is revealed in their drunken revery.
Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: Seamus Finnigan, Neville Longbottom, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Comedy, Drabble, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 407 Read Count: 479
[Report This] Published: 03/02/2007 Updated: 03/02/2007
Hot, Wet and Bothered by madam_minnie Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: When what you want so desperately falls on your lap, what do you do?
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: Harry Potter, Sirius Black
Genres: Drabble, PWP
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Frottage, Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 621 Read Count: 560
[Report This] Published: 10/29/2007 Updated: 10/29/2007
How Are You Holding That Up by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Remus finds a way to distract Sirius
Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: Remus Lupin, Sirius Black
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: Voldemort's First War
Warnings: Slash
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2007-12) Secret Yule Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2007-12) Secret Yule Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 521 Read Count: 812
[Report This] Published: 12/10/2007 Updated: 12/10/2007
Hunger by madam_minnie Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Bound magically in his coffin, Lucius fights hunger...
Categories: Dark Tales > Drabbles
Characters: Lucius Malfoy
Genres: Darkfic
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: Chronicles of a Vampire
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 386 Read Count: 253
[Report This] Published: 11/26/2005 Updated: 11/26/2005
I Like It Like That by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: It's wet!Ron/Harry... what more do you want? ;)
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 305 Read Count: 1075
[Report This] Published: 06/06/2007 Updated: 06/06/2007
Impenetrable Bond by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: In the bonds of love, all things are possible
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin
Genres: Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3600 Read Count: 499
[Report This] Published: 07/25/2007 Updated: 07/25/2007
Inebriated by madam_minnie Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: A drunken celebratory night leads to revelations and more.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drabble, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 687 Read Count: 432
[Report This] Published: 05/11/2007 Updated: 05/11/2007
Inevitable by madam_minnie Rated: GP - General Public [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Albus Severus is fearful of being sorted into Slytherin, but is the house of the serpent such a bad thing after all?
Categories: Hallowed Halls > From Diagon Alley to Hogwarts
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: General
Time Period: Next Generation
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1065 Read Count: 708
[Report This] Published: 08/07/2007 Updated: 08/07/2007
Into the Waiting Hands of Love by madam_minnie Rated: GP - General Public [Reviews - 0]
Summary: When the calling is so strong... how do you NOT fall into it?
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: Sirius Black, Harry Potter
Genres: None
Time Period: None
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 104 Read Count: 332
[Report This] Published: 04/24/2007 Updated: 04/24/2007
Ironclad by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: The murmurs around the cavernous room grew quiet as the mad-man growled, his fangs exposed and the long razor-like claws scraped against the stone floor... Standing before his fellow Death Eaters, naked and suspended in an almost Christlike fashion, Fenrir Greyback growled at his assailant, urging him to punish him again.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Dungeon
Characters: Fenrir Greyback, Lucius Malfoy
Genres: Darkfic, Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: BDSM, Bondage, D/S, Dub-Con, Graphic Violence, Public Sex, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 657 Read Count: 817
[Report This] Published: 05/05/2007 Updated: 05/05/2007
It's Certainly A...Rousing by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: There are things in the forbidden forest that are only revealed if you really need them...
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, PWP, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash, Strong Sexual Content, Strong Language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2082 Read Count: 569
[Report This] Published: 01/04/2006 Updated: 01/04/2006
It's Certainly A...Rousing by tqpannie, madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Co Written with Madam Minnie There are things in the forbidden forest that are only revealed if you really need them...
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2018 Read Count: 342
[Report This] Published: 08/11/2006 Updated: 08/11/2006
It's No Burning Bush by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Harry inserts his foot in his mouth once again and it's going to take a bit of persuassion to have Ron forgive him.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash, Strong Sexual Content, Strong Language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2437 Read Count: 568
[Report This] Published: 01/13/2006 Updated: 01/13/2006