Penname: melakem [Contact] Real name: melissa decker
Member Since: 07/31/2007
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forty-three, mother of four, wife of one, reads too much.
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God, I Miss the Screaming by Mad Maudlin Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Past Featured StoryFilch reminisces about the Weasley Twins after their departure.

Categories: Hallowed Halls > From Diagon Alley to Hogwarts
Characters:
Genres: Darkfic, Horror
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, Graphic Violence, Strong Language, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1108 Read Count: 855
[Report This] Published: 09/06/2006 Updated: 09/06/2006
Reviewer: melakem Signed
Date: 12/04/2008 Title: Chapter 1: God, I Miss the Screaming

I picked this up from the random story queue.  I'm not sure what to say about it.  Everything I can think of seems like it would come out wrong.  I'll give it a try, though.

This is one of the most adult things I've ever read here.  When I first saw the description and the rating, I thought,"ew, I bet I know where that's going."  And I nearly didn't bite.  But, I have a bit of time, and thought I'd just quit reading if the story slid into sbdm slash.

I'm so thankful that you didn't go that route!  This is so much more subtle.  I think it's ever so slightly implied that Filch would enjoy that angle.  His descriptions of the actions, the expected reactions and the physical results are just a little too graphic for him not to be into the sexual side of things.  But, it's the fact that you didn't say it that makes it such a great piece of writing.  In fact, I think it's the line, "M for miscreant, M for mischief, M for magic, M for mine..." that really brings that out. 

This is a perfectly creepy and disturbing piece of work!  I loved it and admire the writing!

Housewarming by Mad Maudlin Rated: FG - Family Guidance starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Hermione's bad day gets a little better, thanks to a couple of ginger-haired boys.

Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Het, Major Fluff
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2176 Read Count: 1242
[Report This] Published: 09/07/2006 Updated: 09/08/2006
Reviewer: melakem Signed
Date: 12/04/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Housewarming

Okay, I'm sold.  You are a fantastic author.  Brilliant.  I read one of your stories that came up in the random story queue and was impressed enough with the writing to go looking for more of your work.  Slash is not my cup of tea, but if all of your work is as good as the two I've read, I may very well read your slash as well.  This is one of the sweetes, sexiest stories around.  You have such a way with setting a scene!  I swear, I actually felt warm, soft flannel sheets and heavy blankets over me when Hermione finally crawled into the bed.  Just brilliant.

Interesting Creatures by Mad Maudlin Rated: GP - General Public [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Thanks to his brother Charlie, a young Bill Weasley has a small probelm...or five...on his hands.
Categories: Bad Moon Rising > War and Peace
Characters: Rubeus Hagrid, Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley
Genres: Comedy, General
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3175 Read Count: 365
[Report This] Published: 09/09/2006 Updated: 09/10/2006
Reviewer: melakem Signed
Date: 03/22/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Interesting Creatures

Terrific bit of work!  I can easily imagine Bill and Charlie being just like this.  Poor Hagrid, smiling, never able to resist the lure of buying an egg in a pub!

Just Crash Here by Mad Maudlin Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary: He'd never quite understood what in vino veritas meant until just now.

Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Hermione Granger, Various, Ron Weasley
Genres: Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Contains Spoiler for HBP, Het
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4392 Read Count: 705
[Report This] Published: 09/09/2006 Updated: 09/10/2006
Reviewer: melakem Signed
Date: 12/04/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Just Crash Here

Sigh.  Even if this story weren't really funny, (which it is,) and really sweet, (which it is,) and just all around charming as hell, (which it is,), the line, "An ogre with the emotional maturity of a sack of hammers and less intellect than God gave a dormouse?" would still make the whole story worth reading!  (I wish there were more chapters to this.  I'd love to read what happened next and next and next!)

Reviewer: melakem Signed
Date: 05/07/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Just Crash Here

How funny!  I loved that Ron completely let the goat go during the reading of the list, but stopped them when they said a stripper! 

Drunk Hermione was quiet funny, as were all the Weasley boys and Luna an Fleur, too.  The whole thing was just really funny, which made the sweetness all the better.  Poor Ron.  I'm crossing my fingers that they'll have a great time in Bulgaria!

The Way to a Man's Heart by coffee_n_cocoa Rated: FG - Family Guidance starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: “Have some more,” she said. “Don’t tell the others, but I made those myself.”
Categories: Bad Moon Rising > War and Peace
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Molly Weasley
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1350 Read Count: 299
[Report This] Published: 09/09/2006 Updated: 09/09/2006
Reviewer: melakem Signed
Date: 01/05/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Thanks!  This is just sweet as can be!

One True Pairing by Mad Maudlin Rated: FG - Family Guidance starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 10]
Summary: Ron and Hermione are worried about Harry. They probably should be.

Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Comedy
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1749 Read Count: 385
[Report This] Published: 09/11/2006 Updated: 09/11/2006
Reviewer: melakem Signed
Date: 12/04/2008 Title: Chapter 1: One True Pairing

This one is hysterical!  I loved it!

Special Interests by Mad Maudlin Rated: FG - Family Guidance [Reviews - 2]
Summary: To each his (or her) own.

Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Fluff
Time Period: None
Warnings: Het
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1552 Read Count: 511
[Report This] Published: 09/17/2006 Updated: 09/18/2006
Reviewer: melakem Signed
Date: 05/07/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Special Interests

I'm sure I've read this before.  It's quite sexy, and quite amusing, too.  I loved the last line, and the fact that Ron laughed.

Midnight Confessions by alloy Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 58]
Summary: “I love you Hermione Granger,” he whispered, wishing he had the courage to say it to her properly, to her face.

“Then why are you snogging Lavender Brown?” Came an unexpected reply.

In the infirmary Ron & Hermione come to an understanding, but not before they make their 'Midnight Confessions' and in that brief period before Bill's wedding Ron takes charge of his life planning a future with the woman he loves.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > From Diagon Alley to Hogwarts
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: Midnight Confessions
Chapters: 28 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 49671 Read Count: 40425
[Report This] Published: 09/27/2006 Updated: 07/27/2011
Reviewer: melakem Signed
Date: 10/02/2008 Title: Chapter 2: Scary Sometimes

I pulled this off of the random story button, and am so glad I did.  I like the touching bittersweetness I've felt while reading these first two chapters, and am quite looking forward to reading the rest!

Pretense by modestyrabnott Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstar [Reviews - 11]
Summary: Past Featured StoryHermione feels as if she's watching her life transpire from the outside rather than living it. This is what's on her mind as she sits here, waiting for them, in the same pub where they come weekly to rehearse their lives.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: None
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-09) The Magic Behind the Masque
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-09) The Magic Behind the Masque
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1619 Read Count: 1583
[Report This] Published: 09/30/2006 Updated: 09/30/2006
Reviewer: melakem Signed
Date: 11/28/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Pretense

Sigh.  This is as perfectly wonderful today as it was the first time I read it.

My Kindgom for a Horse by Attila Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Diamonds? Sandwiches? The Forever kind of love?

Romance and shooting stars and fireworks only take you so far, and they’re rather silly, at that.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Hermione Granger, Various, Ron Weasley
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Het
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1205 Read Count: 674
[Report This] Published: 10/08/2006 Updated: 10/08/2006
Reviewer: melakem Signed
Date: 07/17/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is beautiful, simply beautiful!  I love this whimsical, yet very practical Hermione!  (Himself won my heart one Valentine's day by bringing home a salami sandwich with mustard.  It's one of my all-time favorite gifts!)

Make You Feel Pretty - An Ugly Girls Story by alloy Rated: GP - General Public starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 10]
Summary: Can Ron Weasley make the most important girl in his life feel pretty? An Ugly Girls Story, an outtake from the Smell of Lavender.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Hermione Granger, OFC, Ron Weasley
Genres: Fluff
Time Period: None
Warnings: Minor Fluff
Series: Ugly Girls Club
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1232 Read Count: 1347
[Report This] Published: 10/12/2006 Updated: 10/13/2006
Reviewer: melakem Signed
Date: 08/20/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Make You Feel Pretty

I loved this!  If I tried to go on about each reason why, it would come across as gushing, so, I'll just say that I found it to be incredibly touching.

By Any Other Name by WoollyBladders Rated: FG - Family Guidance [Reviews - 3]
Summary: To Hermione, it was a reasonable request. To Ron, it was a personal attack.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drama, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Contains Spoiler for HBP, Het, Minor Fluff
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1509 Read Count: 733
[Report This] Published: 10/13/2006 Updated: 10/13/2006
Reviewer: melakem Signed
Date: 05/11/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Fantastic!  This was as funny as it was sweet!  (I loved the line, "On the inside, Ron beamed in triumph. On the outside...Ron beamed in triumph.")

Smell Of Lavender by alloy Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary: How do you remember the final battle?

Draco Malfoy struggles with his father's legacy, and his own actions.

The Final battle viewed through memories and dreams, and sometimes the memories are worse than the dreams.

Told mostly from Draco's point of view.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Lavender Brown, Draco Malfoy
Genres: Drama, Erotica, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 20817 Read Count: 4395
[Report This] Published: 11/06/2006 Updated: 07/20/2007
Reviewer: melakem Signed
Date: 04/14/2009 Title: Chapter 13: I'm yours

What amazing writing.  I just read this straight through today.  I believe I've read some, if not all, of it before.  I can't think why I wouldn't have reviewed.  It's really wonderful.  I love the insight that each vignette offered.  I like the writing style which allows me to hear each chapter as if it were being quietly spoken to me as I watched the scenes play out.  I like Draco being redeemed, and I love all the various relationships.  Ron and Harry especially make me happy, as, of course, do Ron and Hermione.  (And I loved the author's and beta's notes.  There was some good humor in there!)

Best Gift by mapleandmahogany Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 18]
Summary: Ron/Hermione - a gift from an unknown person
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Drabbles
Characters: None
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-12) Yule Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-12) Yule Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 447 Read Count: 1008
[Report This] Published: 12/02/2006 Updated: 12/02/2006
Reviewer: melakem Signed
Date: 05/04/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Best Gift

Sigh.  You will always be one of my very favorite authors.  You do such wonderful things with words.  Your characters don't just come alive, the way you write them, it's as if they've always existed, you simply captured them.