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Phoenix Tears by madam_minnie Rated: GP - General Public starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Past Featured StoryThere is a pain that even a Phoenix tears can not heal
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Drabbles
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Gellert Grindelwald, Lily Potter, Severus Snape
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Tragedy
Time Period: Voldemort Vanishes
Warnings: Angst, Contains Spoilers for DH
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 156 Read Count: 975
[Report This] Published: 10/20/2007 Updated: 10/20/2007
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Date: 10/20/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Phoenix Tears

Oh.  Minnie!  This brought tears to my eyes.  It's lovely.

Author's Response: I don't know where it came from, to be honest. I just thought about how their tragic love lives had crossed and this just came spewing out. I really wanted to write something smutty and hot with Albus and Gellert and just couldn't do it yet. But soon... yes, very soon! I'm so glad you enjoyed this. I love Albus and Severus even more!

Team Support by rospberry Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Harry's front page news again. (Oliver/Cedric/Harry implied SLASH depending on your POV.)
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Drabbles
Characters: Cedric Diggory, Harry Potter, Oliver Wood, Ron Weasley
Genres: Comedy, Drabble
Time Period: Next Generation
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 269 Read Count: 508
[Report This] Published: 10/28/2007 Updated: 10/29/2007
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Date: 10/30/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Team Support

How cute is this? I adore both Ollie and Cedric, and seriously hope that there's a reason for that adorable blush!  It made me smile!

Author's Response: If that's what you want to imagine, then I'm sure there's a very good reason for the blush *grin*.

Turn to Page 394 by tjs_whatnot Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Homework leads to wankery...
Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: Dean Thomas, Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom, Ron Weasley, Seamus Finnigan
Genres: Comedy, Drabble, Erotica, PWP
Time Period: Voldemort's Second War
Warnings: Masturbation, Underage
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 100 Read Count: 1589
[Report This] Published: 10/28/2007 Updated: 10/28/2007
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Date: 10/30/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Turn to Page 394

See, I understand why they're all wanking.  I'd PAY the man to say "page three hundred and ninety four", caressing every syllable.  Oh, yes.  Wank worthy, indeed!

Author's Response: Yes exactly...it's almost as hawt as that whole "bottling fame, brewing glory" bit...deelish!!

Hot, Wet and Bothered by madam_minnie Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 0]
Summary: When what you want so desperately falls on your lap, what do you do?
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: Harry Potter, Sirius Black
Genres: Drabble, PWP
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Frottage, Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 621 Read Count: 533
[Report This] Published: 10/29/2007 Updated: 10/29/2007
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Date: 10/29/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Hot, Wet and Bothered

Okay, I love this madly.  And I feel much better now!

Author's Response: Oh yay! I'm so glad you liked it! You're a great smutty inspiration! *mwah*

When Lightning Strikes by Tart Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 0]
Summary: This was my submission for the harry_and_ron First Line Challenge.

My prompt was: He stared at it, sure it was entirely too big.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, Fluff, PWP, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: EWE, Minor Fluff, Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 947 Read Count: 712
[Report This] Published: 10/30/2007 Updated: 11/01/2007
Reviewer: oldenuf2nobetter Signed
Date: 11/02/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Awww!  I want one!  Maybe not in the same place (I'm old.  How's that for a mental picture!) but I definitely want one.  Lightning bolt and all!  I love this Ron...how cute is he? And tequila will do this to you every time.

Author's Response: If you get one, I want a picture of it! LoL. Yeah, this Ron is pretty cute, I keep comparing him (in my mind) to a big cuddly, frisky puppy dog.  Yes, tequila can be quite dangerous. I'm glad you liked it :o)

Bad Dog by rospberry Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Padfoot has been a bad dog. (Sirius/Remus implied SLASH)
Categories: Bad Moon Rising > Drabbles
Characters: Remus Lupin, Sirius Black
Genres: Comedy, Drabble
Time Period: Next Generation
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 96 Read Count: 695
[Report This] Published: 11/03/2007 Updated: 11/03/2007
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Date: 11/03/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Bad Dog

Bad dog, indeed!  How cute is this?

Author's Response: He's a very naughty puppy *grin*.

Follow by rospberry Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Snape has been busy. A fluffy drabble. (Harry/Snape SLASH)
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: Harry Potter, Severus Snape
Genres: Drabble, Fluff
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Major Fluff, Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 164 Read Count: 474
[Report This] Published: 11/05/2007 Updated: 11/05/2007
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Date: 11/05/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Follow

See, I told you they'd love it!  Getting tired of me saying that yet?  it really is sort of obnoxious...*note to self; stop telling Ros 'I told you so'*  Anyway, I love this!  I want a cake like that, with a cheering throng!  We should copywrite it; think of the money we could make! 

Author's Response: LOL. It's the thought of the teeny Snitch that makes me smile. You could sell accessories for the cake too - little Bludgers, cakes in different House colours...ooh, maybe we're onto something here...

Blood and Memories by Rickey_A Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Snape thinks that perhaps they brought him back only to kill him again, but oh what a way to go. (HP/SS/DM)
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room, The Broomshed > More Than Two
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Severus Snape
Genres: Drama, Romance
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: None
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2007-11) Snapealicious Snapeabration!
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2007-11) Snapealicious Snapeabration!
Series: Blood and Memories
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8191 Read Count: 4267
[Report This] Published: 11/15/2007 Updated: 11/15/2007
Reviewer: oldenuf2nobetter Signed
Date: 11/16/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Blood and Memories

And you were WORRIED about this?  Are you mad?  This is quite simply one of the hottest things I've read, ever.  The blood magic was fascinating, Draco's insistence and refusal to take no for an answer completely in Keeping with his character, and Harry's combination of innocense and conquering hero was perfect, and downright sexy.  My dear, this is an amazing piece of writing, you 'hear' Snape's voice very clearly, and you actually made me like him, which is an enormous compliment.  Bravo!  And who wouldn't want to be the meat in a Harry and Draco sandwich?

Author's Response: You are always so supportive. I really and truly appreciate it.  1st person POV can be nerve racking because you always wonder if you sound like "you" instead of the character.  I'm so please that you think it's Snape:D

A Lie by rospberry Rated: FG - Family Guidance starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Don't believe everything you see. (implied Harry/Cedric SLASH) Set after Goblet of Fire.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Drabbles
Characters: Cedric Diggory, Voldemort
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Drama, General
Time Period: Next Generation
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Angst, Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 103 Read Count: 751
[Report This] Published: 11/18/2007 Updated: 11/19/2007
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Date: 11/21/2007 Title: Chapter 1: A Lie

Ooooo...poor Cedric!  I like this take on that event better than the real one!

Author's Response: Me too! I just hate that there's a longer fic begging to be written for this drabble *grin*. Someday...

What Harry Thinks of Vampires by rospberry Rated: FG - Family Guidance [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Draco wonders what Harry thinks of vampires.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Drabble, Fluff
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Slash, Vampirism
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 100 Read Count: 465
[Report This] Published: 12/02/2007 Updated: 12/02/2007
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Date: 12/07/2007 Title: Chapter 1: What Harry Thinks of Vampires

Ah-ha!  Me, too!

Author's Response: We should start a club :o)

Dim The Lights, Harry by madam_minnie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Fairy lights can be beautiful to display, but be mindful of their more disruptive attributes.
Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2007-12) Secret Yule Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2007-12) Secret Yule Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 535 Read Count: 917
[Report This] Published: 12/11/2007 Updated: 12/11/2007
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Date: 12/11/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Well, what a lovely surprise this was!  Goodness!  And I love the whole image of a bare-chest Harry on a ladder in ripped jeans, putting up the lights.  But I about fell over laughing at the idea of Narcissa and Lucius listening to Draco moan all the way through dinner!  Ha!  Turn up the wireless, folks, and let Celestina drown out the noise!  Thanks for this; it was lovely.

Making Merry by Tart Rated: FG - Family Guidance starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy & a Christmas Tree
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Drabble, Erotica
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: None
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2007-12) Secret Yule Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2007-12) Secret Yule Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 971 Read Count: 738
[Report This] Published: 12/17/2007 Updated: 12/17/2007
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Date: 12/17/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Making Merry

What an absolutely, positively brilliant way to start my morning!  I love this! You've got Malfoy down to the last gnat's eyelash, secretElf, at least the way I see him.  "Petulant Cow" indeed.  And love, love, love the decorating Christmas tree story!  Can't you just see Harry, like a rotten little kid, throwing tinself at the tree in great handfuls just to watch Draco fuss?  And what a wonderful premise with the ring, because truly, have there ever been two men who were less alike?  Oh, I adore this.  Thank you, thank you, thank you!

One Green Bauble by rospberry Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Harry, Draco and baubles. A Harry/Draco slash one-shot now with added what-happens-after.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, OFC, OMC, Ron Weasley
Genres: Comedy, Fluff
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Slash
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2007-12) Secret Yule Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2007-12) Secret Yule Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3002 Read Count: 1563
[Report This] Published: 12/19/2007 Updated: 05/03/2008
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Date: 12/19/2007 Title: Chapter 1: One Green Bauble

Oh, this is adorable.  And I'm just betting that it wasn't long before there was, in fact, a fairy mouinted on that 'Slytherin' tree!  Well done!  This made me laugh.

Baggage by gingerale Rated: GP - General Public starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 0]
Summary: All about socks...
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2007-12) Secret Yule Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2007-12) Secret Yule Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1089 Read Count: 859
[Report This] Published: 12/28/2007 Updated: 12/28/2007
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Date: 12/28/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh! I love this!  I love, love, love it!  It's so beautifully written, so full of poignancy.  Whoever you are, I adore you!

Thank you so much, secret elf!  I may have to kiss you!

Mortification by IamAGhost Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Harry and Ginny's morning-after glow is horribly ruined in the form of Ginny's family.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, PWP, Romance
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Het, Minor Fluff
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1749 Read Count: 1159
[Report This] Published: 03/01/2008 Updated: 03/01/2008
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Date: 03/05/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Mortification

Lovely, my dear.  Just lovely.

Author's Response: Aw, thanks Mum! :D