Summary: Crack!fic. The Sorting Hat has a new song.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Vacant Rooms
Characters: Harry Potter
Genres: PWP, Comedy
Time Period: None
Warnings: FemSlash, Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 933 Read Count: 683
Member Since: 12/18/2010
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No Sex in the Room of Requirement (crack!songfic) by crystallekil Rated: MT - Mature Themes 
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[Reviews - 2] [Report This] Published: 10/19/2005 Updated: 10/19/2005
Summary: A group of friends plays the Muggle game I Never
Categories: Hallowed Halls > From Diagon Alley to Hogwarts
Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini
Genres: Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2549 Read Count: 2389
Categories: Hallowed Halls > From Diagon Alley to Hogwarts
Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini
Genres: Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2549 Read Count: 2389
[Report This] Published: 01/01/2006 Updated: 01/01/2006
Reviewer: emma681 Signed
Date: 01/07/2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: 01/07/2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
make another story about truth or dare
Reviewer: emma681 Signed
Date: 01/06/2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: 01/06/2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Amazing, you should make one about when they play truth or dare.
Summary: A trap is set for an unsuspecting Hermione
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Hermione Granger, Fred Weasley, George Weasley
Genres: Romance, Fluff
Time Period: None
Warnings: Threesome
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 846 Read Count: 1518
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Hermione Granger, Fred Weasley, George Weasley
Genres: Romance, Fluff
Time Period: None
Warnings: Threesome
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 846 Read Count: 1518
[Report This] Published: 01/11/2006 Updated: 01/11/2006
Summary: A mysterious clicking sound is haunting Neville Longbottom.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Vacant Rooms
Characters: Colin Creevey, Neville Longbottom
Genres: General, Mystery
Time Period: None
Warnings: Minor Fluff
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1415 Read Count: 1460
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Vacant Rooms
Characters: Colin Creevey, Neville Longbottom
Genres: General, Mystery
Time Period: None
Warnings: Minor Fluff
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1415 Read Count: 1460
[Report This] Published: 05/25/2006 Updated: 05/25/2006
Summary: Before Hermione can marry Ron, she has to participate in an ancient Weasley family ritual.
Categories: The Broomshed > More Than Two
Characters: Hermione Granger, Arthur Weasley, Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Molly Weasley, Percy Weasley, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Dub-Con, FemSlash, Incest, Orgy, Rimming, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Weasleycest
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2340 Read Count: 7540
Categories: The Broomshed > More Than Two
Characters: Hermione Granger, Arthur Weasley, Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Molly Weasley, Percy Weasley, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Dub-Con, FemSlash, Incest, Orgy, Rimming, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Weasleycest
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2340 Read Count: 7540
[Report This] Published: 08/13/2006 Updated: 08/13/2006
Reviewer: emma681 Signed
Date: 02/23/2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: 02/23/2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
you should make one about harry and ginny, or george and katie.
Summary: In the midst of the War, Hermione is kidnapped and held captive as Ron, Harry and Ginny search desperately for her. Hermione and Ron share a psychic connection, with which she tries to help him find her before it is too late.
A strong warning for this story, as it does contain the rape of a character and severe psychological trauma.
*This is the first story in my Awakenings Series*
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Angst, Darkfic, Drama, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, Het, Rape, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 52346 Read Count: 13438
A strong warning for this story, as it does contain the rape of a character and severe psychological trauma.
*This is the first story in my Awakenings Series*
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Angst, Darkfic, Drama, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, Het, Rape, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 52346 Read Count: 13438
[Report This] Published: 08/23/2006 Updated: 08/23/2007
Reviewer: emma681 Signed
Date: 02/28/2011 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10 - Finally Woken
Date: 02/28/2011 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10 - Finally Woken
is there more to the story?
Summary: Sometimes people have needs they can't satisfy alone. Sometimes, "that" need requires help from our friends.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room, The Broomshed > The Ladies Room, The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, PWP, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: FemSlash, Het, Masturbation, Rimming, Slash, Strong Sexual Content, Underage, Voyeurism, Weasleycest
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 43934 Read Count: 206084
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room, The Broomshed > The Ladies Room, The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, PWP, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: FemSlash, Het, Masturbation, Rimming, Slash, Strong Sexual Content, Underage, Voyeurism, Weasleycest
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 43934 Read Count: 206084
[Report This] Published: 12/30/2006 Updated: 04/23/2007
Reviewer: emma681 Signed
Date: 01/05/2011 Title: Chapter 13: Wet and Slippery is Not a Problem
Date: 01/05/2011 Title: Chapter 13: Wet and Slippery is Not a Problem
ummmm. this page seems aquward. since they just dont seem like the that would do that.:(
Author's Response: I'm glad, from your other comment, that you enjoyed the story overall. What about this chapter seemed unlikely? That Harry and Hermione might have a sexual encounter on their own, or that Hermione might ask Harry for his help at learning a few things? If you can be more specific, it might help me avoid similar flaws in future writing.
Reviewer: emma681 Signed
Date: 01/05/2011 Title: Chapter 16: One Lucky Wizard
Date: 01/05/2011 Title: Chapter 16: One Lucky Wizard
very good story!!!!!
Author's Response: Glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for taking the time to let me know.
Summary: As Harry & Hermione wed, best man Ron Weasley has four important tasks to complete. However, a new relationship commands all his brain cells and energy. Oh dear.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Oliver Wood, Ron Weasley
Genres: Comedy, Erotica, Fluff, Romance
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Frottage, Major Fluff, Slash, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3464 Read Count: 1211
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Oliver Wood, Ron Weasley
Genres: Comedy, Erotica, Fluff, Romance
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Frottage, Major Fluff, Slash, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3464 Read Count: 1211
[Report This] Published: 11/25/2007 Updated: 11/25/2007
Summary: 
Exhausted and in shock after the final battle, Ron and Hermione find sanctuary in the Gryffindor boys' dormitory.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Angst, Erotica
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Het, Hurt/Comfort, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5067 Read Count: 8509
Exhausted and in shock after the final battle, Ron and Hermione find sanctuary in the Gryffindor boys' dormitory.Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Angst, Erotica
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Het, Hurt/Comfort, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5067 Read Count: 8509
[Report This] Published: 04/20/2008 Updated: 04/20/2008
Summary: Hermione should have known better than to tell Fred and George Weasley about the Muggle tradition of birthday spankings. Her lovers have their own idea of how this should work. Fred/Hermione/George-- AU for a world where Fred Weasley lives on.
Categories: The Broomshed > More Than Two
Characters: Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Hermione Granger
Genres: Erotica, PWP, Romance
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Bondage, Contains Spoiler for HBP, Contains Spoilers for DH, D/S, EWE, Het, Hurt/Comfort, Incest, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Threesome, Twincest, Weasleycest
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2008-04) Rebirth Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2008-04) Rebirth Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6036 Read Count: 4997
Categories: The Broomshed > More Than Two
Characters: Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Hermione Granger
Genres: Erotica, PWP, Romance
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Bondage, Contains Spoiler for HBP, Contains Spoilers for DH, D/S, EWE, Het, Hurt/Comfort, Incest, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Threesome, Twincest, Weasleycest
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2008-04) Rebirth Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2008-04) Rebirth Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6036 Read Count: 4997
[Report This] Published: 04/29/2008 Updated: 04/30/2008
Summary: She was accused of betraying their friendship, their side, so she left. Almost three years have passed and now she is asked to forgive and forget. Hermione did not know what to do or how to feel .... Non-DH complaint.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Bill Weasley, Draco Malfoy, George Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Molly Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Neville Longbottom, Percy Weasley, Ron Weasley
Genres: Angst, Romance
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Angst, Contains Spoilers for DH
Series: None
Chapters: 45 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 216082 Read Count: 32193
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Bill Weasley, Draco Malfoy, George Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Molly Weasley, Narcissa Malfoy, Neville Longbottom, Percy Weasley, Ron Weasley
Genres: Angst, Romance
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Angst, Contains Spoilers for DH
Series: None
Chapters: 45 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 216082 Read Count: 32193
[Report This] Published: 06/30/2008 Updated: 10/08/2012
Reviewer: emma681 Signed
Date: 03/28/2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: 03/28/2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
i loved the story, is there going to be more??????
Author's Response:
Of course there is going to be more! In fact, I'm already working on chapter 42. Thanks for the compliment and for reading.
Elena
Summary: When Harry returns to The Burrow after being stuck with Ron and Hermione for a month at Privet Drive, he snaps when Ginny won’t talk to him and Ron and Hermione continue to fight. Fred shows up and pulls a prank that has Hermione and Ginny get even with Fred.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Vacant Rooms
Characters: Fred Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Angst, Comedy, Drama
Time Period: Voldemort's Second War
Warnings: Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Love/Hate
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10205 Read Count: 3116
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Vacant Rooms
Characters: Fred Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Angst, Comedy, Drama
Time Period: Voldemort's Second War
Warnings: Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Love/Hate
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10205 Read Count: 3116
[Report This] Published: 09/23/2008 Updated: 10/04/2008
Summary: Professor Dumbledore only hoped this incident would not have the same repercussions as the scandalous Hogwarts Orgy of 1969.
Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Horace Slughorn
Genres: Comedy, Crack-Fic, Drabble, Erotica
Time Period: Voldemort's Second War
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Contains Spoiler for HBP, Het, Love/Hate, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 544 Read Count: 552
Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Horace Slughorn
Genres: Comedy, Crack-Fic, Drabble, Erotica
Time Period: Voldemort's Second War
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Contains Spoiler for HBP, Het, Love/Hate, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 544 Read Count: 552
[Report This] Published: 11/02/2008 Updated: 11/02/2008