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Frenzied by willowwand Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 10]
Summary: Ron and Hermione finally find some time alone.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Het, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1518 Read Count: 3842
[Report This] Published: 09/16/2006 Updated: 09/16/2006
Reviewer: danny Signed starstarstarstar
Date: 09/17/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Is this a sequel to "When I Say Shotgun You Say Wedding"?  :)

Reviewer: danny Signed
Date: 09/17/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oops, I meant is this a prequel!


Author's Response: haha, no. But I guess it could be. Never thought about it like that. :D

Surprising Research by PigWithHair_ Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Hermione wants to surprise Ron on his birthday.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, Fluff, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3510 Read Count: 1435
[Report This] Published: 09/23/2006 Updated: 09/23/2006
Reviewer: danny Signed
Date: 09/24/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Surprising Research

Nice story.  The awkwardness was very effective.


Author's Response: Thanks! And thanks for mentioning that part of it worked for you!

White Knight in Quidditch Gear by Lani Rated: GP - General Public starstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Hermione locks herself in the boy’s dorm, Ron gives some beauty advice, and a much needed conversation finally takes place.  Ron/Hermione
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Vacant Rooms
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2169 Read Count: 894
[Report This] Published: 10/09/2006 Updated: 10/09/2006
Reviewer: danny Signed starstarstarstar
Date: 10/11/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Cute story.  Nice of Ron to help her out.

In Preparation by willowwand Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 14]
Summary: A late night in the library brings forth changes in Ron and Hermione's relationship.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2269 Read Count: 2698
[Report This] Published: 10/20/2006 Updated: 10/20/2006
Reviewer: danny Signed
Date: 10/22/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Trust Hermione to do all her homework!

Author's Response:

Yup. Really got to hand it to her. Like Ron said, she's always prepared. :)

Not Quite Proper by PigWithHair_ Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Yeah, Ron watched her.
Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 225 Read Count: 1025
[Report This] Published: 10/28/2006 Updated: 10/28/2006
Reviewer: danny Signed
Date: 10/28/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

That was cute.  You can believe Ron knows she's a girl now...


Author's Response: Without doubt. Thanks!

Willingly Given by willowwand Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Past Featured StoryHarry's best chance to defeat Voldemort may come at an awful price.

Mostly gen, with a bit of R/Hr.
Categories: Dark Tales > Going Under
Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Darkfic, Drama
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-10) October 2006: The Halloween Feast Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-10) October 2006: The Halloween Feast Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3225 Read Count: 1452
[Report This] Published: 10/28/2006 Updated: 10/28/2006
Reviewer: danny Signed starstarstarhalf-star
Date: 10/29/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Interesting story.  Blood magic doesn't seem like the best plan.  I can absolutely believe Ron would be the one to try the potion first, even if he didn't like the idea.

Author's Response:

No it doesn't seem like the best plan. Not at all. I can't imagine that they would ever particpate in dark magic in the books. But the challenge asked for something scary or dark, so this was the most disturbing thing I could think of.

Yeah, I totally thought Ron's loyalty would drive him to be the one putting his ass on the line even if he didn't agree with what they were doing.

Thanks for reviewing.

Everything in Time by willowwand Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 13]
Summary: Ron and Hermione find an interesting use for a Time-Turner.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: None
Genres: Erotica, Fluff, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Strong Sexual Content, Voyeurism
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1265 Read Count: 2801
[Report This] Published: 11/06/2006 Updated: 11/06/2006
Reviewer: danny Signed starstarstarstar
Date: 11/07/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Neat story and a different take on voyeurism.


Author's Response: Thanks, so glad you liked it. I've read fics where Ron and Hermione watch other people and didn't find them interesting. But them watching themselves... A nice doubleshot of R/Hr smut sounds all right to me. ;)

Your Eyes Open by thesteppyone Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 9]
Summary: Inspired by a beautiful song. Very vague references to 'Sanctuary in my Eyes' but not necessary that you read that first. Ron/Hermione angst, post war.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Tragedy
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, Character Death, Hurt/Comfort
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5161 Read Count: 672
[Report This] Published: 11/11/2006 Updated: 11/12/2006
Reviewer: danny Signed starstarstarhalf-star
Date: 01/03/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Your Eyes Open

Sad but very well done.

Author's Response: Thank you for taking the time to reveiew :D

A Sneak Peek by PigWithHair_ Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 16]
Summary: Ron and Hermione go into the future and see themselves doing something they don't expect which can be quite exciting.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Voyeurism
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2971 Read Count: 6003
[Report This] Published: 11/11/2006 Updated: 11/12/2006
Reviewer: danny Signed starstarstarhalf-star
Date: 11/13/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This was good, I liked Hermione's initial reaction.  And no knickers?  How could Ron resist?

Author's Response: Had to throw Ron a special treat. Thanks for mentioning that and Hermione's initial reaction. I appreciate your reading and reviewing!

The Sneeze by risiepookie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 28]
Summary: "Your problem," kiss, "is that you're thinking about it too much. You have to let it come naturally and then just let go."

Hermione has to sneeze, but some things she just can't force, try as she may.  Ron lends a helping hand by showing her the fun in patiently waiting for release. 

Not much plot, just an excuse for smut and spewing of random facts about sneezes.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, Fluff
Time Period: None
Warnings: Major Fluff, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2744 Read Count: 2738
[Report This] Published: 11/13/2006 Updated: 11/14/2006
Reviewer: kerosinkanister Signed starstarstarhalf-star
Date: 04/10/2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Sneeze

I don't know how i missed this before but it was fun and I'm glad Hermione finally got her...release.

Author's Response:

Hey Dan!  Thanks so much for reading!  This one made me giggle to write...  I'm glad she got her release too!  :o)

*frozen grapes for you*

Best Gift by mapleandmahogany Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 18]
Summary: Ron/Hermione - a gift from an unknown person
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Drabbles
Characters: None
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-12) Yule Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-12) Yule Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 447 Read Count: 1171
[Report This] Published: 12/02/2006 Updated: 12/02/2006
Reviewer: danny Signed starstarstarhalf-star
Date: 12/06/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Best Gift

Really cute.  You did a good job capturing the awkwardness and newness of it all.

A Sweet Christmas by willowwand Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 13]
Summary: Ron was fixated on her lips...
Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: Willowwand's Drabbles
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 109 Read Count: 1774
[Report This] Published: 12/10/2006 Updated: 12/10/2006
Reviewer: danny Signed starstarstarhalf-star
Date: 12/11/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Ron has such a dirty mind.  And Hermione's probably a tease!

Author's Response: Teasing, yes. But not a tease. She'll make it up to Ron as soon as he gets off his arse and tells her he loves her. Until then... torture. ;)

It Started with Spellotape by willowwand Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 10]
Summary: A roll of Spellotape leads to a romantic encounter for Ron and Hermione.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, Ficlet, PWP, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Strong Sexual Content
Series: Willowwand's Drabbles
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 692 Read Count: 1861
[Report This] Published: 12/18/2006 Updated: 12/18/2006
Reviewer: danny Signed starstarstarhalf-star
Date: 12/18/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

It's amazing they get anything done...


Author's Response:

haha, I quite agree.

Of course, I don't think I'd ever leave my house if I had a Ron of my very own, so yeah..

*Grins*

Pig, the wise owl by spidergirl Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Ron & Hermione's life told by their owl, including some smutty moments.

Ship: Ron & Hermione
Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Ficlet
Time Period: None
Warnings: Major Fluff
Series: Spidergirl's Drabbles and Ficlets Collection.
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 758 Read Count: 380
[Report This] Published: 12/20/2006 Updated: 12/20/2006
Reviewer: danny Signed starstarstarhalf-star
Date: 12/21/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This was cute, and original

Author's Response:

Thanks for reading and rewiewing :)