Reviewer: idol269 Signed
Date: 06/05/2012
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
This story is laughable. The attempted characterizations are in no way related to what we see in the books. Take the names off the characters and they are unrecognizable. I suppose you'll tell me that that's the whole point...the locket made them do it!Well let's see...Harry wasn't wearing the locket, was he? He's going to betray Ron in the worst way possible literally 4 seconds after Ron is gone? How does he know Ron's not coming back right away? You don’t think his brain is going to be a bit preoccupied with the shock that his best friend—his first friend!—just left? You don’t think he’s going to feel a little guilty about practically shoving Ron out of the tent? Harry, the man with the largest guilt complex ever? There is surprisingly little faith in Harry’s impulse control, lumping him in with the stereotypical sex-obsessed teenaged boy. When has Harry ever put his pleasure over anything? (The Horcrux! But hasn’t he been more or less mentally linked to Voldemort for a while now? What’s a Horcrux to Harry…especially one he wasn’t wearing at the time.)But now he’s just going to stand there and be railroaded by sexed-up Hermione? I mean, tell me it’s not amusing when Harry is rendered incapable of thought at the sight of Hermione’s open shirt. He’s written like he’s never seen a girl before and that he’s some sort of repressed virgin from a slapstick teen comedy. I mean, he’s already had 2 girlfriends so I think he knows what breasts are. Not to mention he’s not exactly sitting in his room jerking off…he’s kind of in the middle of a war here. I mean, Hermione opens her shirt and he turns into an idiot, completely forgetting Voldemort, the war, his own heartache that Ron is gone, being chased by murderers, being responsible for the fate of the world, being cold, wet, hungry, and tired. I’m sorry, but blood could not physically rush to his penis fast enough to overcome all of that. I’d be surprised if he could even manufacture the desire to obtain an erection in the face of all of that. Contrary to this story’s implied opinion, males do not respond sexually upon command. Emotions do matter. If someone just found out that he might never see his best friend again, the one he’s known half his life, I don’t think he’d be ready for action in the next minute.And the take that the locket somehow amplifies feelings that were already there is a tissue-thin plot driver. If Harry and Hermione were so hot and heavy, why did it take until Ron left for them to screw each other? Why didn’t they do it when he was passed out from blood loss? Or asleep? Or looking for food? Or scouting the Ministry? Or getting water? Or taking a shower? Or on watch? Heck, why not just do it right in front of him if this lust is so irrepressible? Why did the locket even drive them to sex, anyway? I mean, reading Hermione go straight into cussing and ripping her clothes off ignores credulity, especially when we know what her canon reaction is. Once again, she wore the locket before this and didn’t start swearing or stripping. This story would have us believe that all it took for Hermione and Harry to fall into bed together was for Hermione to be angry with Ron and for him to be out of sight…yeah, like that’s never happened before! The locket amplifies what’s already there…so it amplifies a dubious lust claim instead of anything else? Not insecurity, or remorse, or self-doubt, or self-hatred? All of these feelings were present in Hermione and Harry when Ron was gone…in fact, it just seems like there is no respect for Ron as a character or for his influence/importance to Hermione or Harry. Maybe that’s the real explanation after all, a commentary on Ron’s insignificance…because people who actually care about each other don’t try to destroy each other right after one of them leaves.I mean, Hermione’s reaction to all of this…no remorse, just a megalomaniacal brainwashing of Harry so she doesn’t have to talk about it. Yikes…I don’t think Ron OR Harry fans would want them to end up with this version of Hermione, s scheming plotter seemingly incapable of any selfless emotion.Furthermore, the last few paragraphs of this story were really amusing, watching the historical justifications for Harry and Hermione’s mutual attraction get crowbarred in. Where is this “attraction” is coming from; especially if you’re trying to make us all believe that this is a canon story with canon characters. If this lust was so overpowering, why didn’t either of them even remotely come close to making a move on the other in any book? The point-of-view of Harry Potter is first person from Harry’s point-of-view; it seems like something major like this would have been fairly easy to see and wouldn’t have needed some bizarre disclosure like we get here. Hermione is extremely emotional and jealous…yet never channels this towards Harry when he’s with other girls. She’s never upset that he doesn’t look at her as a romantic partner. And Harry…like I said, the books are from his point-of-view! He didn’t even try to hook up with her during the whole Lavender situation for goodness’ sakes.Oh, wait, I forgot—the answer to every question is the locket! Too bad that thing got destroyed, it really took away the engine for a lot of zany road trips ;)PS: The sex scene reads like it was written by a 13-year-old…no offense if you’re 13! “I'm fucking you Hermione!” moaned Harry…The orgasm that thundered through her nervous system like a stampede of mammoths…he stiffened, as she felt his jism splash up inside her”
Author's Response: Sorry it didn't work for you. Perhaps if you're not up to dealing with stories in which characters fall influence to the malign influence of supernatural forces, stories about characters being influenced by malignant magical forces don't belong on your reading list. Thanks for reading.