Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Various
Genres: Angst, Comedy, Romance
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Chapters: 33 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 134755 Read Count: 66809
Date: 10/07/2009 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20 “Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?”
Oh boy - Have I ever said how much I love. Love, LOVE this story? Well I do. I was so excited to see updates - I'm pathetic I know - but this is my guilty pleasure - and a pleasure it is.
First Padma - poor Charlie, maybe he can fake his own death to get away from her - she is over the top angry and paranoid. Can't say I blame her though, with a hottie like that for a husband *winks*
Harry - I have a feeling its not going to be that easy to leave the life - but I'm hoping for the best. He still has to be hero right, save his friends and still get the girl?
Molly is just delightful - bless her trying to set up her youngest.
Last but certainly not least - the talk in the bedroom between Ron and Hermione - whispering "I'm Sorry". You could cut the sexual tension with a knife - finally! *winks* I was all hot and bothered, and they haven't even done anything yet - I can't wait for the fireworks to begin. I'm sure it will be very volitile and hot and damn sexy seeing both of them are so broken right now ~ I think they need some healing *grins wickedly*
Thanks again love - know your hard work and passion is appreciated ~ Heather
Hello Lovely Heather!
You're NOT pathetic- you're lovely as ever! *hugs* Padma is absolutely crazy! I love your idea of Charlie faking his death to get away from her. *snorts* Alas, I will tell you that barmy Padma isn't going away! *sighs*
Harry is getting himself knee-deep into a lot of crap. The Shadow chapters are not too far off. There are ways out, but I can't tell you just yet! *grins*
I love Molly! She is the mother of all moms. She knows Ron and Hermione are meant for each other but she has NO clue what the two have been up too. (she'd probabaly have a heart attack!) *laughs*
The sexual tension is purely a dear friend of mine's fault. She is a minx and likes to cause "trouble". Look for more of that to be coming up soon! *waggles eyebrows*
Thanks again for all your support and kindness! You will never know how much it means to me. I hope you'll like the next chapter and thanks for sticking by me on this "crazy train"! *smiles*
Date: 12/06/2009 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22 “Burnt Bridges and Bumpy Roads”
WOW - Hermione is seriously messed up! I can't help but feel sorry for her though - not being able to satisfy "that need". I'm so sad about her parents - you are wicked aren't you? Maybe this will be the intervention she needs.
Ron and Charlie are funny - shedisarmedme - hilarious! I do hope both of my favorite badass boys do something nasty to David and then release him so Hermione can have her turn *grins wickedly* This is going to be fun.
As always - a great update! This story is truely epic - can't wait for more *smiles* ~ Heather
My Heather! *hugs and hugs you again*
Our girl is a train wreck of a mess. (Bless her!) And I can't stop myself from having all sorts of insane things happen. Her parents dying will be a MAJOR event in her life. Though I can't be specific, it will come later and I am planning on something she does to be the cause of it. *sobs*
I love Ron and Charlie so much. It's fun to have them getting drunk together and Charlie talking about crazy Padma. I can't say exactly what I have in store for David but I sure hope you'll like it!!!
Thank you from the bottom of my heart for all your support and for truly always being so lovely. You make it all fun for me and I will never forget that. Thank you, dear! *hugs*
PS The next chapter starts the "Shadow Chapters" and I hope you'll enjoy them! (>:
Date: 01/28/2010 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23 "So You Want to be a Shadow?"
LMAO! I loved the "mine is bigger than yours" between Ron & David - what a prat! (David not Ron :) And you know how much I adore posessive Ron - hell I just plain love him, but jealous and posessive are especially sexy. *looking for my chocolate swim suit now*
Hermione was so in her element in this chapter - amazing. Though I somehow think her practical answers will come back to bite her in the ass? That's why her & Ron balance each other so *smiles* Nevertheless, I can't wait to see what she has in store for David - let the fireworks begin.
I have to say - this is the most fun story anywhere, thanks as always for making me laugh, smile and be thankful for my own sanity while I escape into your wondefully crafted world.
Cheers ~ Heather
Ohhh My Heather! *squees*
I am so sorry to reply so late as I have been on a field trip all day with my daughter! *grins* Look for Hermione to carry out her threat to David. I can't tell you what she has in store but it will be BIG! *winks*
I also love a jealous and possessive Ron! *Grrrrrr!* More of that is on the way too. (>:
Hermione is so OOC in this story but for some reason she is so fun to write. The Hermione we all know is still there, but she has buried her beneath all the hurt and anger. It will take something major to finally help her see reason. *winks*
You are such a lovely, lovely person. I thank you so much for all your support on this crazy story. *grins* I truly hope you'll like the next chapter. Thanks again for being so kind as it means the world to me!!! *hugs*
Date: 03/08/2010 Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 24 "Angels and Demons"
Oh my - I haven't laughed that hard in a long time - thanks so much *grins*
I love that you have Harry one fry short of a Happy Meal in this story - We're not scared of you - we killed Voldemort for Merlin's sake and What's PMS? crazy shit had me laughing so hard I had to catch my breath.
I do hope that Ron is breaking down some of Hermione's armor that she has built around herself - my goodness she can hold a grudge but is completly brillant. And Ron as her protector makes my heart melt and sends shivers down my spine. Their little conversation gave me some hope for them yet - and did I mention he sounds so sexy when you have him do great stuff like transfigure a mirror into a comb. You know just how to make my day.
I just love this story - can't say enough good things about it - take care you - Heather
My Heather! *bats eyelashes*
I am just tickled you liked this chapter. I have the most fun coming up with just out and out craziness for this story. I loved your "Harry one fry short of a Happy Meal". (I about pee'd on myself!) Bwahahaha! He truly is, though! I am also thrilled you liked that "we killed Voldemort" part. (I couldn't help myself.)
There is so much left to resolve in this story. I know where I'm going with it and I hope to keep mixing angst and humor throughout the rest of it. I wrote a chapter set wayyyy at the end. (It was so dramatic and completely sad....but I can't say a thing!) *slaps self*
Thank you so much for your wonderful review. I just adore you, Heather. As soon as my life calms down, I'll sit and write another chapter. Sometimes life isn't too kind and things happen that throw you off. *sighs* Again, thanks for always being so sweet and for being so darn supportive. *hugs*
Date: 06/15/2010 Title: Chapter 26: Chapter 26 "The Boy Who Killed Serpents"
Now that was just plain good ole fashioned fun - haha, there is my Harry still one fry short of a happy meal - and Ron got what he needed a laugh from Hermione *still smiling* She should wait a bit longer to forgive him though - don't you think?
Thanks for the superior laugh today - we have had 13 out of 15 days of rain here - I needed a smile after a long day - Cheers!
Hello Dearest! *grins*
I'm so happy you liked this chapter. I am going to try and lay off poor Harry in the next chapter. (if I can!) *laughs* 13 days of rain! YIKES! We have these ridiculous afternoon rain showers and it usually starts when I'm about to head out. I'm SO sick of the heat too. (it was 97 yesterday) Thanks again for always being so supportive and so lovely! I adore you so much! *hugs*
Date: 09/04/2010 Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 27 "I'll Show You Mine, If You Show Me Yours"
Oh there you go - leaving us all with mouths open wide saying "what the fuck?" Absolutely fantastic - I know there is a twist in here, our girl couldn't have gone that far - but alas I must wait what will seem like a million years...
Thanks for making me feel all warm and fuzzy inside - and I just about fainted when reading the kiss. *swoons* I'm glad to see them heading in the right direction - and I so hope Hermione doesn't beat herself up about all the things she has done. And I must smile at Ron being the voice of reason - wanting to work things out. My heart skipped a beat too!
Take care you *hugs you and your muse tight - then hugs you some more* ~Heather
My darling Heather! *hugs you tight*
I am a very bad girl, leaving a cliffhanger like that! *grins* I wish I could tell you what happened, but you'll have to wait for the next chapter. *winks* Our boy and girl are heading toward an 'understanding' of sorts. There will still be some bedlam in between, but I assure you-that's what I'm going for. (>:
I'm so thrilled you liked the kiss. Hermione can't or won't admit fully to herself how much she misses him and how he makes her feel. (having fun with that!) I truly hope you like the next chapter and thanks for sticking by me. Your comments always me smile! Thank you from the bottom of my heart! *hugs*
Much, much love!
Date: 10/08/2010 Title: Chapter 28: "A Game of Clue"
Oh - my favorite guilty pleasure is back! Sorry it's taken me so long to read - RL has been kicking my arse lately.
Is it wrong of me to not be appauled by Hermione's actions? How brillant - especially when it looks like she is going to get away with it! Or is she? Ron to the rescue! Oh how I love him in this chapter - he's going to get through to his girl I just know it - and then let the sparks fly!
Hope life is treating you well - thanks for making my hellish week end on a peasant note *smiles*
Oh my dear friend! *hugs you*
I have also had a week straight out of 'The Twlight Zone'. I wish I would just hit the lottery and be able to tell some of my co-workers to 'stuff it'! *giggles*
Our girl really did do something very horrible in this chapter. There will be a point where the whole story comes out of why and how she murdered David. I think most people might side with her on this one. This action on her part, coupled with all the other things she has done, will be too much for her to bare at some point. *winks*
Thanks as always for stopping by!!! I adore you so much and it means the world to me to hear from you!!! *hugs*
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Cormac McLaggen, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Various
Genres: Angst, Comedy, Romance
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Strong Sexual Content, Violence
Chapters: 35 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 140844 Read Count: 94311
Date: 04/26/2010 Title: Chapter 32: "Back to Square One"
Oh no you didn't - I forgot about the double agent you little sneek. I'm so glad that Hermione is going to be OK eventually - and the foreshadowing of the kids and job, just lovely.
Your plot twists are driving me mad - but that's why I love you *smak* I'm sad this story is almost over - however the suspense is giving me an ulcer...I just have to go back and read, I'm sure you have left a clue somewhere *thinks really hard*
Thanks for the brillant update - I really enjoyed Hermione's talk with Fred. Outstanding! ~Heather
Oh yes I did! *laughs* Now my dingy self has to figure out how to wrap this all up at 35 chapters! ACK! (I have some ideas.) I am so tickled you really got that part involving Hermione. She does have all these things to live for and that's what I wanted to show.
And oh those nutty plot twists....I can't help myself, dear. I honestly wasn't going to do something that I did. (that sounds completely wacky, eh?) *grins* Anyway, I just went off on one of my tangents and will see how it all plays out in my head. (I don't do outlines) So, your guess is as good as mine right now! *laughs*
Thanks for always being so incredibly lovely. You make me smile, you make me laugh and most of all you make me believe in myself! *hugs* I'll be working on the next chapter soon! (>:
Much, much love!
Date: 11/07/2009 Title: Chapter 25: Snap, Crackle, Pop
First off - you never disappoint! Oh I am on the edge of my seat - you wicked girl you - now how am I suppose to sleep knowing the Hermione is in danger? I know she can take care of herself - but the odds are stacked against her. Only this evil lot should know better than to get between Hermione and her boys - We are in for a bumpy, mindblowing, fun ride aren't we?
How come I am so turned on by a dangerous Ron? He is fiercely protective isn't he? I guess that is what makes him so sexy *smirks* I'm glad Ron was finally able to get some answers. I just love seeing the boys in action.
Great update - I just got home and sat down to check my e-mail quick and saw the updates!!! Oh my heart is still beating so fast - angst, drama, smut and action - you just write it all so well *raises a drink of your choice to you* ~Heather
It's My Heather! *happy dance*
How are you dear???? The next chapters are going to be a bit crazy indeed. The bad guys are going to be exposed and Scabior is not going to be idle anymore. And of course this barmy writer can't just cut to the chase and so look for some bumps and turns along the way(!)
I to, love a protective Ron. *grrrr* I have had so much fun writing him in this story. I sort of had him go a bit over the edge in this chapter, but I wanted to show that he had been pushed too far and that everybody has their limit. I couldn't have him be a murderer though as I just love our boy too much for that. (>:
Thanks as always for all your support and kindness. Please know that it means the absolute world to me! *hugs* I really hope you'll like the next chapter and again, thank you so much my dear friend! *hugs*
Date: 08/23/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Sense, Not Sensibility
I am so happy I have found another of your outstanding stories! I've just started this one - but already you have me hooked. I have some time to catch up at least with this one. You have such a way with words, emotions and characterization ~ thanks again for sharing your talents. I wish I could repay you with more than just these short reviews. Now I'm off to read a couple more chapters, then I must get some sleep ~ or I may end up like our friend Hermione. TTFN ;)
Hello Lovely loves2read!
You are just the kindest person ever! Your review got me all choked up as I truly appreciate it. Writing is my outlet and relaxation. I love writing about our boy and girl so much. And you have already "repayed" me a hundred times over as I will positively treasure your review always! Thanks again and I hope you'll enjoy the rest of the story, dear! *hugs*
Date: 08/23/2009 Title: Chapter 3: Broomsticks and Bayonets
Love the Weasley family dynamic and Ron is so adorable when he is jealous. Thanks for the smiles ~
Hello Beautiful loves2read!
I am so happy you liked this chapter. I love the Weasleys and especially George! Oh and I absolutely love to write a jealous Ron! *sighs* I hope you'll enjoy the next chapter and thank you for your kind comments! *hugs*
Date: 08/24/2009 Title: Chapter 7: Mad and Madder
Oh no - I have a feeling this is going to get worse before it gets better! While I don't like seeing Hermione suffer - your characterization of what she is going through is so believable. There hasn't been a time where I have thought - oh that would never happen. That my friend just shows how talented you are.
Still loving jealous Ron! Off to read some more...
Hello Beautiful loves2read!
You are right-it will get worse before it gets better, dear. I put our girl through all sorts of turmoil. (please slap me) I'm glad to hear you are enjoying the story so far and I hope you'll like the next chapter. Thanks again for being so kind! Your comments mean the absolute world to me! *hugs*
Date: 08/24/2009 Title: Chapter 8: Murder or Justice?
Wow Wow WOW - every chapter gets better. I loved the interaction between Ron and Harry in this chapter. Again, so real and genuine. and Ron missing Fred was so sweet. *sniffles*
Hello Dearest loves2read!
This was one of my most favorite chapters to write. It sort of sets up other things to come. And I wanted to show that Harry did indeed carry some remorse from that awful night when the Snatchers came. And poor Fred...I was SO upset that he died in DH. It broke my heart! *sniffs* Thank you so much for your kind comments, dearest as they mean so much to me! *hugs*
Date: 08/24/2009 Title: Chapter 11: Psychiatrists and Psychos
oh boy, oh boy , oh boy ~ now a good mystery too - oh the wicked web you are weaving - and the doctor and Cormac - being a magician - brillant! We now know he is being a slick git when it comes to Hermione. Just have to read one more chapter before bed... sweet dreams
Hello again my darling loves2read!
There are a lot of twists and turns in this story....be prepared! *laughs* And I have always hated Cormac so much. He was such a pompous jerk in the book and so I am taking my revenge or wrath out on him. I am just overwhelmed by your lovely reviews. Thank you so much and I hope you'll like the rest of the story! *hugs*
Date: 08/25/2009 Title: Chapter 17: “Crooked Guards and Cranky Red Heads”
Oh poor Hermione - my heart breaks a little more for her as I read each chapter. She really is coming apart and I have a strange feeling that this doctor is going to be of no help...
I'm obsessed now with this story - I need to know who the traitor is! Thanks for including Ron and Harry at their work. Too many stories just gloss over that important part of their lives now that the war is over. I'm really enjoying reading the interactions.
And oh I'm loving the little Harry and Ginny moments on the side - I wonder what's going on *smirks* I guess I'll just keep reading to find out - TTFN =D
Oh it's my darling girl!!! *squee!*
This is a story with A LOT of angst. Our poor girl's emotional state is very fragile. On the identity of the traitor...there is going to be a twist to that because I am evil that way. *grins* I am so happy you like Ron and Harry on the job. That was really fun to write and I think that they would absolutely make a fantastic team!
Yes, Harry and Ginny are on the side in this story. It is very Ron and Hermione centric as they are my favorite couple. Something to do with Harry and Ginny will be revealed later.
Thank you so much for your lovely comments. You are truly a sweetheart and I just adore you so much! *hugs*