Penname: madam_minnie [Contact] Real name: Minnie
Member Since: 08/28/2005
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The image “http://pics.livejournal.com/satindolls/pic/0007apzc” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors. Madam_Minnie is also known as the Maven of Porn. She's an avid Harry Potter fan, writer, literary agent and all around smutty lady. She hails from the Island of Puerto Rico originally and now resides in Florida. She's a self-proclaimed lover of all things Snape. She has a wicked sense of humor, excellent taste in music, and she's the queen of the hot boy love. She spends her evenings amusing her fellow Captains with her raunchy sense of humor in between reading query letters from aspiring authors. She's a Slytherin through and through. Her Co-Captains firmly believe she is a gay man trapped in a woman's body. Sometime ask her about the shoes...

 

[i'm bill weasley]
...and which lesser Harry Potter character are you?

 


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Nowhere Man by marksykins Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Severus Snape finds Harry Potter to be an insolent, annoying brat. Really.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > From Diagon Alley to Hogwarts
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Augustus Rookwood
Genres: Drama
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1304 Read Count: 196
[Report This] Published: 07/21/2006 Updated: 07/21/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 08/20/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is one of my favorite Snarry/Drarry fics ever! I love the way you describe their emotions and the situations with both finesse and eroticism. Beautiful!

Don't Give Yourself Away by marksykins Rated: MT - Mature Themes [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Ron, Harry's Secret Keeper, has been captured.
Categories: Dark Tales > Drabbles
Characters: Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 347 Read Count: 379
[Report This] Published: 07/22/2006 Updated: 07/22/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed
Date: 10/21/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Beautifully dark and sinister. Wonderful! :D

Harry's Hands by belladonna803 Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

A lunchtime picnic by the lake leads Ginny to make a very odd request of Harry.



Categories: Hallowed Halls > Drabbles
Characters: Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Het
Series: The Weather is Here, We Wish We Were at Lumos
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 335 Read Count: 667
[Report This] Published: 07/29/2006 Updated: 07/29/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 09/17/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

hehehe... poor Harry... suckered in by a well-timed suck...ing of fingers. :)


Author's Response: Ooohhhh yeah! :D

"Hope is the thing with feathers..." by Lani Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Two weeks after Sirius Black fell beyond the Veil, Harry is in the midst of mourning (though he doesn’t want to talk about it) and Lupin is… well, Lupin has other things on his mind.  But Harry and company must learn that not everything is as it seems and the difference between believing and madness is not so straightforward.  SBRL slash

Categories: Bad Moon Rising > War and Peace
Characters: None
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Mystery, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Angst, Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 47128 Read Count: 6852
[Report This] Published: 07/31/2006 Updated: 08/18/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 08/05/2006 Title: Chapter 1: to smell

I love your kick-ass Remus! *giggles* And the end... *grins mischievously* I so love you!!

Author's Response: Thank you for reviewing.  I just wanted to thank you even more for your support and kind words, especially all those months ago when I was new to the fandom.  They mean the world to me.  The Quidditch Pitch is becoming very close to my heart.  Thank you for all the effort you put in to it.

Titchy by willowwand Rated: GP - General Public starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
Summary:

8 year old Ron Weasley just wants the chance to play with his older brothers.


Categories: Bad Moon Rising > Drabbles
Characters: Ron Weasley
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: Willowwand's Drabbles
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 214 Read Count: 858
[Report This] Published: 08/01/2006 Updated: 08/01/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 09/17/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Poor Ron! Awwww!


Author's Response: I know :( I figure he got left out quite a bit when he was little.

Dear Ron by brumeux Rated: GP - General Public starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: After Voldemort's defeat, Harry takes the first opportunity to speak to Ron in private.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: The Weather is Here, We Wish We Were at Lumos
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 100 Read Count: 404
[Report This] Published: 08/04/2006 Updated: 08/04/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 08/05/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

*sigh* Now THAT's a love poem!

Author's Response:

Sorry, I obviously missed this when you posted it.

Thanks.  But in all honesty I admit that I must have been chanelling Harry when I wrote it, because it just flowed.

Tribute by kosh Rated: GP - General Public starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Takes place one year after the fall of Voldemort. - Weekly challenge for [info]harryron100
Categories: Dark Tales > Drabbles
Characters: Sirius Black, Harry Potter, Fred Weasley, George Weasley
Genres: Darkfic, Drabble, Tragedy
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, Character Death, Minor Character Death, Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 102 Read Count: 938
[Report This] Published: 08/07/2006 Updated: 08/08/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 08/20/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Pass the Bottle

*sniff* Poor Harry! *huggles him* Great job on this! Beautifully mournful!

Author's Response: Thank you so much.  I was surprised at how fast this came to me when I saw the prompt.  I think Harry needs a lot of huggles.  Thanks for the wonderful words:)

Driving Lessons / 8-06 challenge by brumeux Rated: FG - Family Guidance starstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Ron has more experience than Harry.  Maybe.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-08) August Challenge: The Anything Goes Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-08) August Challenge: The Anything Goes Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 181 Read Count: 437
[Report This] Published: 08/09/2006 Updated: 08/09/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstar
Date: 08/10/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Aww... how wonderful that they can teach other! ;)

Author's Response:

I don't seem to have managed this correctly when I responded a month ago.  I said then:

Thanks, Madam.  I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Sing You a New Song by Crikkita Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: A few years after Hogwarts, and a while after the war has ended, Draco looks back on the chance he never took with Harry. And looks forward to a new opportunity.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Drama, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2549 Read Count: 375
[Report This] Published: 08/09/2006 Updated: 08/09/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 08/20/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Sing You a New Song

Ohhhh so beautifully romantic!

Author's Response: Thank you so much! :-)

Nail Polish (8-06 Challenge) by plaidphoenix Rated: FG - Family Guidance starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Written for The Quidditch Pitch's August challenge. I was given a prompt of Harry/Ginny/Luna and Harry paints the girls toenails.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: Various
Genres: Comedy
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-08) August Challenge: The Anything Goes Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-08) August Challenge: The Anything Goes Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 531 Read Count: 691
[Report This] Published: 08/09/2006 Updated: 08/09/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarhalf-star
Date: 08/10/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Nail Polish

Oh that's perfect! I love pedicures and seeing Harry so lovingly tending to their feet was perfect! And that last line!!! Precious!

Remember Me by delicatetruth Rated: FG - Family Guidance starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Excerpt: Seamus takes a deep breath as he enters the Green House, unwilling to let his nerves get the best of him. It is only Neville after all; nothing to worry about, or so he keeps telling himself.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Drabbles
Characters: Seamus Finnigan, Neville Longbottom
Genres: Drabble, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 326 Read Count: 239
[Report This] Published: 08/12/2006 Updated: 08/12/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 08/20/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Aww! So beautiful!

Single White Rose by inell Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: As soon as he saw the single white rose, he knew it was over
Categories: Dark Tales > Going Under
Characters: Regulus Black, Sirius Black, Lucius Malfoy, Voldemort
Genres: None
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1015 Read Count: 183
[Report This] Published: 08/15/2006 Updated: 08/15/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 08/20/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Single White Rose

Oh such sweet destruction! Lovely!

The Greatest Magic by tqpannie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 9]
Summary: Ron has hidden the loss of his magic from everyone. How did it happen and why? A story of the true power of love.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Fluff, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11722 Read Count: 1333
[Report This] Published: 08/22/2006 Updated: 02/11/2007
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 09/15/2006 Title: Chapter 3: Between Friends

"Is this okay?" Harry whispered nervously. "Ron?"

"It's okay," Ron said as he dipped his head to trail kisses along Harry's jaw. "More than okay…feels right, yeah?"

 

I absolutely adore this exchange! It, I believe, personifies this ship to me... "it feels right, yeah?" Brilliant!

 

I'm hooked on this story, damn you! Thank you thank you thank you for writing a chaptered Harry/Ron! 

Fool's Paradise by mapleandmahogany Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 12]
Summary: Ron experiences a magical fantasy.
Categories: The Broomshed > Ménage a Trio
Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, PWP, Trio
Time Period: None
Warnings: Het, Masturbation, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Threesome
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-08) August Challenge: The Anything Goes Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-08) August Challenge: The Anything Goes Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2351 Read Count: 3012
[Report This] Published: 08/22/2006 Updated: 08/22/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 08/22/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh my this is soooo hot! I love how descriptive you are! It's more like watching a movie than reading a fic! Wow!

Author's Response:

I see everything like a movie. I wish I could be more poetic. Heh. Thank you!!

Dress-Up by Mad Maudlin Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Ron pretends

Categories: The Broomshed > Self Pleasure
Characters: Percy Weasley, Ron Weasley
Genres: PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Incest, Masturbation, Slash, Strong Sexual Content, Weasleycest
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1033 Read Count: 1092
[Report This] Published: 09/05/2006 Updated: 09/05/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarhalf-star
Date: 03/21/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Dress-Up

It's heart-wrenching and hot and just... gah! Loved how you captured Ron's vulnerability so well in this!