Penname: madam_minnie [Contact] Real name: Minnie
Member Since: 08/28/2005
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The image “http://pics.livejournal.com/satindolls/pic/0007apzc” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors. Madam_Minnie is also known as the Maven of Porn. She's an avid Harry Potter fan, writer, literary agent and all around smutty lady. She hails from the Island of Puerto Rico originally and now resides in Florida. She's a self-proclaimed lover of all things Snape. She has a wicked sense of humor, excellent taste in music, and she's the queen of the hot boy love. She spends her evenings amusing her fellow Captains with her raunchy sense of humor in between reading query letters from aspiring authors. She's a Slytherin through and through. Her Co-Captains firmly believe she is a gay man trapped in a woman's body. Sometime ask her about the shoes...

 

[i'm bill weasley]
...and which lesser Harry Potter character are you?

 


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Sand by inell Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: The concept is very romantic, in theory
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: Hermione Granger, Blaise Zabini
Genres: Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Het
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 449 Read Count: 364
[Report This] Published: 04/18/2006 Updated: 04/18/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 06/04/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Definitely not a pairing I'm used to and that's why it makes this drabble such a great one for me. Not to mention that being from an island, the romantic beach moments were part of my fantasy life for many years in my youth... until, like Hermione, the reality changed it completely. Hee!

Messers Romance by tqpannie Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 6]
Summary: At Bill's stag party a prank by Fred and George leads to several romances and a surprise for the twins.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Fred Weasley, George Weasley
Genres: Comedy, Ficlet
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-04) April 2006 - April Fool's Day
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-04) April 2006 - April Fool's Day
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 764 Read Count: 699
[Report This] Published: 04/22/2006 Updated: 04/22/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed
Date: 04/23/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Hee! This was just too funny to read and a great idea! I love how you did it as a discussion between the twins because it's what makes it even funnier! You can tell you had fun writing this and that's what makes a great fic! Seeing the Author's smile through a fun fic like this!

Like a Whore by kerryblaze Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Past Featured StorySometimes Ron doesn't want to make love...
Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 359 Read Count: 1553
[Report This] Published: 04/28/2006 Updated: 04/28/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 07/01/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

And that's music to Ron's ears because he always gives Harry what he wants.

*thud* I so loved this! You know a drabble's good that even with the limited number of words, you can see every bit of the action as if you were standing there... and to be actually standing there... *whimpers*.  

In Your Shoes by Alexannah Rated: GP - General Public starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: An Occlumency lesson leaves student and teacher with some food for thought ... for a while, anyway.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Drabbles
Characters: Harry Potter, Augustus Rookwood
Genres: Drabble, Drama, General
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 501 Read Count: 331
[Report This] Published: 04/30/2006 Updated: 04/30/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 06/04/2006 Title: Chapter 1: In Your Shoes

This is one of my favorite scenes in OOTP and I love how you included their feelings in this piece. Great job!

Brothers by Thistlerose Rated: FG - Family Guidance starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: The first two times Sirius Black got falling down drunk.
Categories: Bad Moon Rising > School Days
Characters: Harry Potter, Regulus Black, Sirius Black
Genres: Drama
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1182 Read Count: 627
[Report This] Published: 04/30/2006 Updated: 04/30/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 06/04/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is so expertly done! How many times have we had our best friend there with us during those times we've made colossal mistakes? This was a great read. Thank you!

Fairy Floss by delicatetruth Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Seamus catches Harry eating cotton candy. No big deal right?

Categories: Bad Moon Rising > Drabbles
Characters: Seamus Finnigan, Harry Potter
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 193 Read Count: 460
[Report This] Published: 05/03/2006 Updated: 05/03/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 06/04/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh very nice! Finger-licking good! ;)

Death Eater Strategy Meeting by meesha1971 Rated: GP - General Public starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 6]
Summary: How did Lord Voldemort decide between Harry Potter and Neville Longbottom after he heard the prophecy?
Categories: Dark Tales > Darkness Falls
Characters: Barty Crouch Jr, Bellatrix Lestrange, Rodolphus Lestrange, Walden Macnair, Lucius Malfoy, Mulciber, Augustus Rookwood, Rosier Sr, Augustus Rookwood, Voldemort
Genres: Comedy
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 990 Read Count: 742
[Report This] Published: 05/03/2006 Updated: 05/03/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 05/04/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Halloween, 1981

ROFLMAO!!! This is brilliant and hilarious and just damn near pissed my pants reading it! Loved it!


Author's Response: Thank you!  I\'m so glad you enjoyed it.

The End by vee Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Past Featured StoryA baby cries... But the Longbottoms are still lost.

Categories: Bad Moon Rising > Drabbles
Characters: Bellatrix Lestrange, Alice Longbottom, Frank Longbottom, Neville Longbottom
Genres: Drabble, Horror, Tragedy
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, Character Death, Minor Character Death, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 68 Read Count: 1202
[Report This] Published: 05/13/2006 Updated: 05/14/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 08/05/2006 Title: Chapter 1: The End

Haunting and beautiful in it's horror. Loved how you convey it so well in so little words. Perfection!

Author's Response: Thanks for the reply :) your the first one! It wasn't that great as it was my first one, but I'm still proud! thankyou for your fantastic words.

*Click* by sesptwd Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 5]
Summary: A mysterious clicking sound is haunting Neville Longbottom.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Vacant Rooms
Characters: Colin Creevey, Neville Longbottom
Genres: General, Mystery
Time Period: None
Warnings: Minor Fluff
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1415 Read Count: 1794
[Report This] Published: 05/25/2006 Updated: 05/25/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 06/04/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Hehehehe

I really liked this one! It's so much fun to see two minor characters as starring players in a fic and who would have thunk it? Neville and Colin! Yummmmmeh!

Author's Response: Thanks!  I would have never thought of these two. But couldn't resist when I saw the request.  =D

Stairway to Heaven by tqpannie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Ron and Hermione get a bit naughty when they return to Hogwarts for a visit.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: Het, Public Sex, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1320 Read Count: 1253
[Report This] Published: 05/25/2006 Updated: 05/25/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 05/26/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I will never be able to see the stairwells in the movies without picturing this exact scene. *fans self* Dear God, woman! If this is you losing your touch for Ron/Hermione, you need to lose it more often! ;) Very, very nice!

With and Without You by Thevina Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Ron decides to put a new gift to use while Harry's out of the country and Ron is... hot and bothered. Unadulterated PWP, set within the "Fling Wide the Whirlwind" universe, about a year before that story begins.
Categories: The Broomshed > Self Pleasure
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Masturbation, Slash, Strong Sexual Content
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-05) The "I Touch Myself" Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-05) The "I Touch Myself" Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2078 Read Count: 917
[Report This] Published: 06/05/2006 Updated: 06/05/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed
Date: 06/05/2006 Title: Chapter 1: With and Without You

I absolutely adored this piece, especially since I could see it so vividly. *fans self* Verrah niiiiice!

Thank you so much for submitting this to the challenge.

Author's Response: I'm so glad you felt you could *see* it! And that you felt hot and bothered yourself- that's the best compliment. It was my pleasure to write and submit this. *g*

Watching Ginny by snitchwitch Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Who watches Ginny?
Categories: The Broomshed > Self Pleasure
Characters: Ginny Weasley
Genres: Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: Het, Masturbation
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 848 Read Count: 1706
[Report This] Published: 06/06/2006 Updated: 06/06/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed
Date: 09/24/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Love the style you used to write this. The way she's watching herself, revealing herself in a slow strip tease for herself, loving her own body and knowing exactly what she needs. THIS is how I see Ginny! Self-assured and sure of her sexual identity... and to end it with Harry helping her is even better! ;)

Dry Spell by delicatetruth Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Excerpt: There is no excuse good enough for missing out on sex, at least not as far as Ron is concerned. It's been eleven days, twelve hours, and forty nine seconds. Not that Ron is keeping track, of course.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: PWP, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3352 Read Count: 909
[Report This] Published: 06/17/2006 Updated: 06/17/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 03/04/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Mmm... yummy yummy sex! Great work on establishing their relationship in the fic and making it so easy to relate to. 

One Last Time by sesptwd Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Bill wants to see Charlie's new tattoo.

Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: Incest
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 501 Read Count: 443
[Report This] Published: 07/01/2006 Updated: 07/01/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 08/05/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Ohhhh this is soooo good! I love how well I can 'see' them! But now I want more! *cries*

Author's Response:

*evil grin*

glad you liked it. 

Christmas Presents by Rynne Rated: MT - Mature Themes [Reviews - 3]
Summary: During Christmas break of sixth year, Sirius asks Remus a question. SLASH Remus/Sirius
Categories: Bad Moon Rising > School Days
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin
Genres: Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5688 Read Count: 1388
[Report This] Published: 07/20/2006 Updated: 07/20/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed
Date: 10/26/2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

I love the way you write their friendship and romance. I've read this one before and just realized I hadn't reviewed it here. Thank you so much for submitting it ot the site! It's definitely one of my favorites!