Penname: madam_minnie [Contact] Real name: Minnie
Member Since: 08/28/2005
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The image “http://pics.livejournal.com/satindolls/pic/0007apzc” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors. Madam_Minnie is also known as the Maven of Porn. She's an avid Harry Potter fan, writer, literary agent and all around smutty lady. She hails from the Island of Puerto Rico originally and now resides in Florida. She's a self-proclaimed lover of all things Snape. She has a wicked sense of humor, excellent taste in music, and she's the queen of the hot boy love. She spends her evenings amusing her fellow Captains with her raunchy sense of humor in between reading query letters from aspiring authors. She's a Slytherin through and through. Her Co-Captains firmly believe she is a gay man trapped in a woman's body. Sometime ask her about the shoes...

 

[i'm bill weasley]
...and which lesser Harry Potter character are you?

 


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Master of the Night by sesptwd Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Remus fills Severus' night with passion.


Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: Remus Lupin, Augustus Rookwood
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: D/S, Slash, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 375 Read Count: 243
[Report This] Published: 02/01/2006 Updated: 02/01/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 08/20/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Master of the Night

He seems to always know exactly when I will be in bed, for each night there I am...lying vulnerably, ripe for the taking.

I love that line!!! So hot! Love this!



Author's Response: Thanks doll!

All Hallows' Eve by kyuuketsukirui Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: It's the same dream he always has. He's in bed and Sirius is there with him like he never left. Like he hasn't abandoned Remus yet again.
Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: None
Genres: None
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 435 Read Count: 300
[Report This] Published: 02/02/2006 Updated: 02/02/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 03/10/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh wow! I could feel each of the emotions here and you're so deliciously visual in your works that I could even picture the ethereal look Sirius must have. Ohhh! This is just perfect!

Author's Response: Thank you!

Getting a Bit Obsessed by kyuuketsukirui Rated: FG - Family Guidance starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Ron's had it up to here with Harry's little obsession.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Drabbles
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Comedy, Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 95 Read Count: 527
[Report This] Published: 02/02/2006 Updated: 02/02/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 03/10/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

ROFLMAO!!! I will not be able to read about Harry's Draco obsession in HBP again without thinking of this drabble!

Author's Response: Hee, thanks! HBP was the first time I really "saw" it from the  Harry/Draco side instead of just one-sided Draco/Harry.

Yesterday by scarletquill Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: A heartbreaking plea from Draco to his father.
Categories: Dark Tales > Drabbles
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy
Genres: Tragedy, Darkfic
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, Chan, Slash, Non-Con, Incest
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 154 Read Count: 697
[Report This] Published: 02/05/2006 Updated: 02/05/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 06/04/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Yesterday

Oh what a disturbing and powerful piece! Beautifully done and it shows the pairing rather well.

You Want This by ank_the_tank Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Past Featured StoryDraco/Ron, Harry/Ron
Categories: The Broomshed > The Dungeon
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: BDSM, Contains Spoiler for HBP, D/S, Slash, Strong Sexual Content
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-02) January and February 2006 - Chain My Heart
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-02) January and February 2006 - Chain My Heart
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4748 Read Count: 2479
[Report This] Published: 02/18/2006 Updated: 02/18/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed
Date: 05/01/2006 Title: Chapter 1: You Want This

OMG this was just *gah* sooooo good! Thank you thank you thank you!

Wank Fodder by kyuuketsukirui Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Sirius never swallows.
Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin
Genres: None
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 98 Read Count: 384
[Report This] Published: 02/23/2006 Updated: 02/23/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 08/05/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh yeah, baybee! Hot, vivid and to the point! :D

Author's Response: Thanks! :)

Found by sesptwd Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Severus knew he was doomed to a life of misery. But sometimes, he wished...if only....
Categories: Bad Moon Rising > War and Peace
Characters: Remus Lupin, Severus Snape
Genres: Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1524 Read Count: 1000
[Report This] Published: 02/26/2006 Updated: 02/26/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstar
Date: 02/28/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

How you're able to explain through Severus' eyes the possibility of why he did what he did is astounding. Though the pairing is not one I ship, the idea is still as hot as ever and seeing them both happy with each other is beautiful! Great job!

Author's Response: Oh, that\'s so nice of you.  From getting this bunny to sending to beta was all about 1 hour, so I\'m glad it worked.  =D

Whomped by Kitsune_SD Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Ever wonder why the Willow is so valuable?

Warning: dendrophilia


Categories: The Broomshed > Self Pleasure
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Erotica, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Dub-Con, Strong Sexual Content, Strong Language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1508 Read Count: 1940
[Report This] Published: 03/05/2006 Updated: 03/05/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed
Date: 01/08/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

OMG I so love you for this! Whomping Willow/Draco may be my new OTP. Hee! 

Matter of Wizard Pride by mapleandmahogany Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 10]
Summary:

A HBP 'missing moment'. The trio are studying and the boys find one of Hermione's books very appealing. Interesting conversations follow......


Categories: Hallowed Halls > From Diagon Alley to Hogwarts
Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Comedy, Ficlet, PWP, Trio
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2995 Read Count: 1616
[Report This] Published: 03/05/2006 Updated: 03/06/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed
Date: 03/10/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I absolutely loved this story! You captured the boys so perfectly and Hermione's reactions to them was dead-on! You totally rock babe!

Author's Response: Thank you so much! That is such a compliment, you made my evening. cheers!

Underneath it All by sesptwd Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

What lies underneath the full robes of the snarky Potion Master and the calm nature of the reserved DADA Professor may surprise you.


Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Remus Lupin, Augustus Rookwood
Genres: Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1271 Read Count: 376
[Report This] Published: 03/09/2006 Updated: 03/09/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 03/06/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Yummy yummy Snupin! And I love the last line!!

Author's Response:

*grins*

Thanks so much!

 (sorry for the late response)

Taking Control by simons_flower Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Harry thinks he wants to experiment.  Ron has other plans.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: RST, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: Harry Potter ABCs
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2818 Read Count: 875
[Report This] Published: 03/10/2006 Updated: 03/10/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 03/12/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Taking Control

“Mine,” he snarls against my lips, wrapping his hand around me.

He jerks my head back, the sharp sensation of my hair being pulled adding to my arousal.  Because you’re a sick and twisted individual.  He feasts on my neck and throat, much like Robbie did but with one-hundred times more fervor.

 

I so loved this!!! Dom!Ron totally kicks ass!

 

I lean back against the wall and grin.  I’m sure I’m the poster boy for debauchery at the moment.

“I don’t think I’m confused anymore.”

Ron opens his eyes and stares at me.  I think it startles him and much as it startles me when he breaks into laughter.

“No, you’re not confused.  You’re mine.”

 

And that's just sheer brilliance! Gah! This was sooo hot! Loved it!!!! 

 



Author's Response: Thanks!  I\'m glad you enjoyed it.

Dog Fancy by Kitsune_SD Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 7]
Summary: None of the Marauders had ever caught Remus wanking... and Sirius finds that some situations are easier to manage as Padfoot.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin
Genres: Erotica, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Beastiality, Masturbation, Slash, Strong Sexual Content, Voyeurism
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6134 Read Count: 7824
[Report This] Published: 03/18/2006 Updated: 03/19/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstar
Date: 03/31/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Remus Gets Caught

I should find this so wrong, but it's hot at the same time! Hee! Great job!

Author's Response: Thanks! I tend to get "wrong but hot" reviews on this series all the time.

Someone Like You by Dramaphile Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

She needs this so badly, to pretend he is someone he is not and she is not drowning in pieces of her heart.


Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy
Genres: Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, FemSlash, Het, Hurt/Comfort, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1910 Read Count: 745
[Report This] Published: 03/18/2006 Updated: 03/18/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 08/20/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh my! I sooo loved the way you wrote this! *applauds* Hot, hot, hot!

Better Used by delicatetruth Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Harry contemplates what makes something important, what makes something stand out, and most of all why he can't live without Ron.

Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1377 Read Count: 535
[Report This] Published: 04/04/2006 Updated: 04/04/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 06/01/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

The imagery, symbolism and sheer power of this fic is so intense it hits you deep in your gut and reminds you why it's important to have stability in your life. That love can blossom from friendship and when all is said and done, it's those that are standing with you, who've been there from the beginning, that matter the most. I absolutely love this fic! Thank you so much for writing it!

A Message From Heaven by simons_flower Rated: FG - Family Guidance [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Astronomy be damned, Harry’s got a question for Ron.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drabble, Fluff
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 300 Read Count: 1127
[Report This] Published: 04/17/2006 Updated: 04/17/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed
Date: 05/21/2008 Title: Chapter 1: A Message From Heaven

Aww! You wrote fluff! OMG I may die! *giggles* How tweet!!!

Author's Response: Yes, I write fluff.  Sometimes.  Rarely.  This is nearly two years old!