Penname: madam_minnie [Contact] Real name: Minnie
Member Since: 08/28/2005
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The image “http://pics.livejournal.com/satindolls/pic/0007apzc” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors. Madam_Minnie is also known as the Maven of Porn. She's an avid Harry Potter fan, writer, literary agent and all around smutty lady. She hails from the Island of Puerto Rico originally and now resides in Florida. She's a self-proclaimed lover of all things Snape. She has a wicked sense of humor, excellent taste in music, and she's the queen of the hot boy love. She spends her evenings amusing her fellow Captains with her raunchy sense of humor in between reading query letters from aspiring authors. She's a Slytherin through and through. Her Co-Captains firmly believe she is a gay man trapped in a woman's body. Sometime ask her about the shoes...

 

[i'm bill weasley]
...and which lesser Harry Potter character are you?

 


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The Activity by crystallekil Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: PWP one-shot. The best part about spying is getting caught.
Categories: Dark Tales > Slytherin Common Room
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Augustus Rookwood
Genres: PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1011 Read Count: 360
[Report This] Published: 11/26/2005 Updated: 11/26/2005
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstar
Date: 01/30/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Bad professor... he should be punished... rigged up and spanked senseless. Yes, that's the ticket! Hee!

Company with Dinner by Amanuensis Rated: GP - General Public starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Angsty drabble about Buckbeak
Categories: Bad Moon Rising > Drabbles
Characters: None
Genres: General
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 344 Read Count: 373
[Report This] Published: 11/26/2005 Updated: 11/26/2005
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 11/27/2005 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh man this is just so good. It's exactly the reaction that pets have when their master passes on. They don't understand grief like we do and loss is not an emotion that can be related to them either. I just loved the way you wrote this!

The Succulent Mr. Weasley by tqpannie Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Percy Weasley joins the Death Eaters.
Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: Lucius Malfoy, Augustus Rookwood, Percy Weasley
Genres: Erotica, Darkfic, Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, D/S, Threesome, Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 232 Read Count: 283
[Report This] Published: 11/28/2005 Updated: 11/28/2005
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarhalf-star
Date: 11/28/2005 Title: Chapter 1: The Succulent Mr. Weasley

*shudders* I just love this threesome by you. It will be the new dark threesome for me.

Exegesis by marksykins Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 3]
Summary: exegesis, (noun) -- Exposition; explanation; especially a critical explanation of a text
Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: Lucius Malfoy, Harry Potter, Voldemort
Genres: Darkfic
Time Period: None
Warnings: Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 502 Read Count: 427
[Report This] Published: 12/07/2005 Updated: 12/07/2005
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed
Date: 09/24/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Holy shit, did I love this and the last line... PERFECT!!!!

*bows to the great one* 

All I Want For Christmas Is You by tqpannie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Two years ago Ron and Hermione helped Harry fake his death. Ron pushed his own feelings for Harry aside to allow Harry a life of his own.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, Drama, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4215 Read Count: 1312
[Report This] Published: 12/23/2005 Updated: 12/23/2005
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 12/24/2005 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Can I just say how much I loved reading this fic? In all, including the posting by YIM, I've read it five times and I don't get tired of their delicious chemistry. You write Harry and Ron with such a rw energy and hunger for each other that you can't help but feel it and crave it too. It pours into the reader just as you pour it into each of the characters in this fic. Every one of the Weasleys knows how Ron feels for Harry and how Harry ultimately feels for Ron and you root for them just as the Weasleys silently do. I absolutely love the way you write this slash pairing. Especially since you don't destroy the friendship between the trio through it all. Hermione and Ron aren't together, but they still love each other. Harry's part of their lives again, but he's not gone on some destructive path that could lead to the destruction of his relationship with Ron. They're in love and it's evident from the very first sentence of the fic on. I love, love, absolute adore you for writing this!


Author's Response:

Aww thanks!  I love making you thud with the harry/ron goodness. *grins*

Not to mention it\'s always a joy writing them for you because you love Ron. :) 

November by TheGiantSquid Rated: FG - Family Guidance starstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: “Moony?” Sirius asks softly, without his usual swagger and confidence. “Do you ever feel like you’re going insane?” Remus considers the question carefully and then answers truthfully. “Everyday.”
Categories: Bad Moon Rising > School Days
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin
Genres: Ficlet, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 801 Read Count: 338
[Report This] Published: 12/28/2005 Updated: 12/28/2005
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstar
Date: 01/03/2006 Title: Chapter 1: November

Hee! I love my puppies and this is so tender and sweet and still... puppy-esque! I love it!

Author's Response: Thank you! I\'m glad you enjoyed it! XD

Anniversary by thysanotus Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Set post OotP...Remus remembers

Categories: Bad Moon Rising > War and Peace
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin
Genres: None
Time Period: None
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1224 Read Count: 345
[Report This] Published: 12/28/2005 Updated: 12/28/2005
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarhalf-star
Date: 01/03/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I love how you portrayed their undying love and the last line! Ohhh... just beautiful!

When Harry Met Sevvie by Amanuensis Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Harry/Snape drabble written for Cybele
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: Harry Potter, Augustus Rookwood
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 113 Read Count: 258
[Report This] Published: 12/28/2005 Updated: 12/28/2005
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 12/28/2005 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

ROFLMAO!!! I could see Harry doing this and Severus thinking that! ::giggles:: Loved it!

Don't want no short dick man by kerryblaze Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 2]
Summary: The request was Fleur/Anyone,
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Fleur Delacour, Harry Potter
Genres: Ficlet
Time Period: None
Warnings: Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1256 Read Count: 4328
[Report This] Published: 12/29/2005 Updated: 12/29/2005
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarhalf-star
Date: 01/29/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Hee! A stolen moment in Potterverse, perhaps? Loved it!

The Air We Breathe by marksykins Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Remus is on edge, Harry's in the way, #12 Grimmauld Place is stuffy, and the wolf wants out
Categories: The Broomshed > The Dungeon
Characters: Remus Lupin, Harry Potter
Genres: PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: BDSM, Chan, Dub-Con, Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3283 Read Count: 2732
[Report This] Published: 12/30/2005 Updated: 12/30/2005
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 01/29/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

OMG! This was perfectly done and though I'm not a proponent for chan, it was done so well that I can't say I didn't enjoy it! I could actually feel the need of the wolf in Remus to claim just as much as Remus needed to have a piece of Sirius and Harry all in one. Great job on this!

No Romance by Thistlerose Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: This is not a love story
Categories: Bad Moon Rising > School Days
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin
Genres: Drama
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1768 Read Count: 303
[Report This] Published: 01/01/2006 Updated: 01/01/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 04/05/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I love the way you incorporate emotion into every fic. I absolutely adore your works and this one is one of my faves!

I (Don't) Know It's Over by marksykins Rated: FG - Family Guidance starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Harry can't change what's already happened.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Drabbles
Characters: Sirius Black, Harry Potter
Genres: Ficlet
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 501 Read Count: 456
[Report This] Published: 01/01/2006 Updated: 01/01/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 01/04/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh wow! This was just heart-wrenching and poignant all at the same time! Beautifully done!

We'll Do It Your Way by Thistlerose Rated: FG - Family Guidance starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: It's best just to humor Sirius.
Categories: Bad Moon Rising > Drabbles
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin
Genres: Ficlet
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 544 Read Count: 384
[Report This] Published: 01/01/2006 Updated: 01/01/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 01/03/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Awww.... now THAT's a way to wake up!

PS... by Thistlerose Rated: GP - General Public starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary: The summer after Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts, Remus Lupin finds a letter that Sirius wrote for his godson - but never sent - two months before his birth. Without reading it first, Remus sends the letter to Harry
Categories: Hallowed Halls > From Diagon Alley to Hogwarts
Characters: Remus Lupin, Harry Potter
Genres: None
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3887 Read Count: 1226
[Report This] Published: 01/01/2006 Updated: 01/01/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 01/02/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is so heart-wrenching and it's such purely raw emotion that's expressed here that it makes it that much more heart-wrenching. I remember reading OotP and seeing Harry with the mirror Sirius had given him and thinking, "why didn't you use it?" and then thinking, my god he's probably saying the same thing to himself and hating himself and/or Sirius for dying.

Loved this! Thank you so much for writing it!

Elysian Fields by simons_flower Rated: FG - Family Guidance starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Harry dies, but doesn't.

Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: OMC, Lily Evans Potter, Harry Potter, James Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Fluff, Ficlet
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 585 Read Count: 715
[Report This] Published: 01/02/2006 Updated: 01/02/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarhalf-star
Date: 01/04/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Elysian Fields

*sniff* True love conquers even death! Beautifully done!

Author's Response: Thanks.