Penname: madam_minnie [Contact] Real name: Minnie
Member Since: 08/28/2005
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The image “http://pics.livejournal.com/satindolls/pic/0007apzc” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors. Madam_Minnie is also known as the Maven of Porn. She's an avid Harry Potter fan, writer, literary agent and all around smutty lady. She hails from the Island of Puerto Rico originally and now resides in Florida. She's a self-proclaimed lover of all things Snape. She has a wicked sense of humor, excellent taste in music, and she's the queen of the hot boy love. She spends her evenings amusing her fellow Captains with her raunchy sense of humor in between reading query letters from aspiring authors. She's a Slytherin through and through. Her Co-Captains firmly believe she is a gay man trapped in a woman's body. Sometime ask her about the shoes...

 

[i'm bill weasley]
...and which lesser Harry Potter character are you?

 


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In the Library by Rynne Rated: GP - General Public starstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Regulus and Severus meet in the Hogwarts library, and things progress from there
Categories: Dark Tales > Slytherin Common Room
Characters: Regulus Black, Augustus Rookwood
Genres: General
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 927 Read Count: 369
[Report This] Published: 10/25/2005 Updated: 10/25/2005
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstar
Date: 11/08/2005 Title: Chapter 1: One Shot

I like the way you wrote to sound like a personal journal entry. Lovely work!

Thieves by kenaz Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Words are hurled at Remus like fists, but he doesn’t flinch anymore when they hit him. Five short vignettes in 1500 words.
Categories: Bad Moon Rising > School Days
Characters: None
Genres: None
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, Love/Hate, Slash, Strong Language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1624 Read Count: 812
[Report This] Published: 11/02/2005 Updated: 11/02/2005
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstar
Date: 11/02/2005 Title: Chapter 1: Thieves

This was brilliant! The use of the words that can cause more pain than the actions they portray is such a vivid way of portraying how these two could have faced their love for each other. Knowing how painful coming out can be, this story embodies that pain and acceptance all at once. Look forward to reading more of your works. This was truly magnificent to read!

Author's Response: Thanks for your kind words! It\'s my first-- and at the moment, only-- piece in this fandom.  Hopefully more will come soon!

Harry's Worst Nightmare by magicofisis Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 2]
Summary: When you love someone, and you're Harry Potter, your worst nightmare can become all too real.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drama, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Hurt/Comfort, Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1929 Read Count: 428
[Report This] Published: 11/07/2005 Updated: 11/07/2005
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarhalf-star
Date: 11/19/2005 Title: Chapter 1: One Shot

I have to tell you that I love the way you brought Harry to realize his feelings for Ron in this story. I was about to yell at you for killing Ron then said... no, I'm going to let her keep telling the story and if Ron's dead at the end, I'm going to hunt her down and send wild canaries at you until you rewrite it and make Ron all alive again. LOL Don't tell Annie, she'll say I've gone soft!

Great job on this!

Determination by Seren Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Back and forth. Back and forth. I rock myself as hard as I can, bashing my body against the sturdy oak doors of my prison. It hurts badly; every time I slam my body against the doors, splinters break off into my already bruised and scratched skin. But back and forth, back and forth, I will rock. Every time I smash into the doors, they weaken slightly. And every weak crack spiderwebbing against the doors is one step closer to freedom. Four girls are held hostage by Death Eater. But they have a plan.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Susan Bones, Lavender Brown, OFC, Walden Macnair
Genres: General
Time Period: None
Warnings: Non-Con
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1772 Read Count: 570
[Report This] Published: 11/08/2005 Updated: 11/08/2005
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 11/08/2005 Title: Chapter 1: Determination

Your characterization is magnificent! I LOVED this story! Great job!

Platinum Cufflinks by thysanotus Rated: MT - Mature Themes [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Theodore/Blaise....

Categories: Dark Tales > Slytherin Common Room
Characters: Nott Sr, Blaise Zabini
Genres: Drama
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 817 Read Count: 352
[Report This] Published: 11/13/2005 Updated: 11/13/2005
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed
Date: 10/21/2007 Title: Chapter 1: One Shot

I love the aristocratic air to this piece. The way you weave the past and the present with an AU future that is so vivid, it works like an intricate piece of art where the background, the figures around the central figures are as present as those in the forefront. Loved this!

Once in a Blue Moon by kerryblaze Rated: FG - Family Guidance starstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Every once in a blue moon, a barrier is broken down.

Categories: Bad Moon Rising > War and Peace
Characters: Remus Lupin, Augustus Rookwood
Genres: Drama
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1326 Read Count: 306
[Report This] Published: 11/13/2005 Updated: 11/13/2005
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarhalf-star
Date: 11/27/2005 Title: Chapter 1: One Shot

Ha! Great job on this and that last line!!! Priceless!!!!


Author's Response: Thank you!  This was my first non-H/R pairing and I was sooooo nervous about it. Your review means a lot!

Remus Lupin's Diary by Dee Ryma Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: The title says it all. From January 1978 to December 1978. Companion piece to "Sirius Black's Diary."
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Remus Lupin, Sirius Black
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Erotica, Fluff, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: The Puppy Diaries, Remus Lupin's Diary
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 31936 Read Count: 3163
[Report This] Published: 11/13/2005 Updated: 09/01/2008
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed
Date: 09/10/2008 Title: Chapter 12: December 1978

Great ending to an amazing journey babe! Love it!!

Heads You Do, Tails You Don't by Tori Siikanen Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 9]
Summary: Harry's decided to do his birthday over--but what possessed him to invite his fiercest rival?
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Erotica, PWP, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, Contains Spoiler for HBP, Slash, Strong Sexual Content, Alternate Universe, Strong Language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 18129 Read Count: 1867
[Report This] Published: 11/17/2005 Updated: 11/17/2005
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarhalf-star
Date: 11/17/2005 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

OMG This is soooooo hawt!!! Holy rusted metal, Batman! *fans self* I've featured this because it just soooooooo needs to be read by... well... EVERYONE! Yummmmmmmmeh!

Author's Response: I blush becomingly and smile shyly at the floor, madam! Thank you!

Not Yet Discouraged by Seren Rated: GP - General Public starstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

They moved in packs, the dark ones, and they ate my children as surely as their Master bade them to eat death. One by one, they were picked off- but Roger, if you had been there, you would have seen. You would have seen feats that have never been performed before or since. For if there is one thing my children have always known- save a few sad, lost souls I have never been able to salvage- they have known compassion and love. A young Hogwarts students learns of the Last Battle and its heroes from the one who knew them best of all.


Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: None
Genres: General
Time Period: None
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3070 Read Count: 289
[Report This] Published: 11/17/2005 Updated: 11/18/2005
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarhalf-star
Date: 11/29/2005 Title: Chapter 1: Not Yet Discouraged

I loved the way you wrote this! The sheer power of a book and what it can wield to a young mind, is just amazing! You did an amazing job with this story!

Full of Christmas Cheer by Sheepybunbuns Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Umbridge’s crusade has left Remus feeling tense and reactive, which isn’t the best of moods when he wants to discuss something that he’s managed to avoid for over twenty years.
Categories: Bad Moon Rising > War and Peace
Characters: None
Genres: Drama, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6142 Read Count: 1085
[Report This] Published: 11/25/2005 Updated: 11/25/2005
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarhalf-star
Date: 11/27/2005 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh wow! I love your characterizations of all the characters in this story but Sirius and Remus were just perfect, I think. I love this glimpse into a moment in time in a OotP. Loved this!

Summary: For the_eros_affair's sex cheque premise #9: I promise to let you have sex with me wherever you choose.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Erotica, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1425 Read Count: 503
[Report This] Published: 11/25/2005 Updated: 11/25/2005
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 09/21/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is magnificent! I love the way you keep each of their emotions very canon-like while still portraying them in a relationship that's AU. It's brilliant!

Love In the Time Of Carne Asada by Amanuensis Rated: FG - Family Guidance starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Remus and Sirius have dinner...

Categories: Bad Moon Rising > Drabbles
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin
Genres: Comedy, Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 202 Read Count: 341
[Report This] Published: 11/25/2005 Updated: 11/25/2005
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarhalf-star
Date: 01/09/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

ROFLMAO!! I can see them having this conversation and the foreshadowing is just morbidly hilarious!

The Big Secret by Icarus Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Sushi received an email with the heading "incest!" Naturally this got her hopes up that someone had sent her some Percy/Bill. Alas, they were quickly dashed: it was only a virus. So a group of us gathered and wrote her some Percy/Bill, to help her get over the crushing disappointment. ;)
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: Bill Weasley, Percy Weasley
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: Incest
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 704 Read Count: 261
[Report This] Published: 11/25/2005 Updated: 11/25/2005
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarhalf-star
Date: 11/25/2005 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

OMG This is just too funny for words! *giggles*

Author's Response:

Hee. The story behind this is Sushi got spam that read "Incest!" Eagerly hoping for some Percy/Bill, she opened it, only to find it contained an ad for cheap Viagra. Alas. So her friends all got together and wrote a number of Percy/Bill drabbles, just to help her recover from the disappointment.

Icarus 

 

An Exercise in the Second Person by thysanotus Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Written for [info]orlanstamos for the [info]quadrashag Drabble Remix Challenge.
Many thanks to [info]darkasphodel and [info]stick_around for putting up with me. I get crazy when I write.
Categories: Bad Moon Rising > School Days
Characters: Regulus Black, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Narcissa Malfoy, James Potter
Genres: Drama
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2521 Read Count: 500
[Report This] Published: 11/25/2005 Updated: 11/25/2005
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 11/25/2005 Title: Chapter 1: An Exercise in the Second Person

This is such a beautiful story and written like a study on humanity. I love it!

Percy Weasley Finds A Loophole by Icarus Rated: MT - Mature Themes [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Torturing Percy again...
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Percy Weasley
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 267 Read Count: 234
[Report This] Published: 11/25/2005 Updated: 11/25/2005
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed
Date: 10/21/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

*gigglesnort* Okay, this was just too perfect for words! Loved it!