Penname: madam_minnie [Contact] Real name: Minnie
Member Since: 08/28/2005
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The image “http://pics.livejournal.com/satindolls/pic/0007apzc” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors. Madam_Minnie is also known as the Maven of Porn. She's an avid Harry Potter fan, writer, literary agent and all around smutty lady. She hails from the Island of Puerto Rico originally and now resides in Florida. She's a self-proclaimed lover of all things Snape. She has a wicked sense of humor, excellent taste in music, and she's the queen of the hot boy love. She spends her evenings amusing her fellow Captains with her raunchy sense of humor in between reading query letters from aspiring authors. She's a Slytherin through and through. Her Co-Captains firmly believe she is a gay man trapped in a woman's body. Sometime ask her about the shoes...

 

[i'm bill weasley]
...and which lesser Harry Potter character are you?

 


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How to Take a Joke by pumpkinpasty Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
Summary: After an interesting prank involving Fred and George's patented Daydream Charms, Angelina decides to teach Fred just how well she can take a joke.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Angelina Johnson, Fred Weasley
Genres: Comedy, Erotica, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Het, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1362 Read Count: 749
[Report This] Published: 03/03/2007 Updated: 03/03/2007
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 03/21/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Way to go, Angelina! Hee!

Scattered Wrappers by tqpannie Rated: FG - Family Guidance starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Past Featured StoryNeville scatters a few gum wrappers.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: Neville Longbottom
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 329 Read Count: 847
[Report This] Published: 03/07/2007 Updated: 03/07/2007
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 03/07/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

"Goodbye, Bellatrix," He whispered. "May God have mercy on your soul."

I love that! Such great emotion in this story that it's succintly perfect!

Huntsman's Compromise by Amanuensis Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Past Featured StoryI hadn't planned to do anything for Valentine's Day--sentimental blah blah--but I looked about at other's posts for the day and decided I couldn't leave that sea of fluff be. So here's some non-con to commemorate the day!
Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: Lucius Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Darkfic
Time Period: None
Warnings: Non-Con, Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 355 Read Count: 1220
[Report This] Published: 03/08/2007 Updated: 03/08/2007
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 03/21/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

*shudder* I so love all of your works and this does not disappoint. So glad you chose not to let the fluff be. :)

In Omnibus, Fratris by Thevina Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Ron didn't expect Charlie to be his liberator from Azkaban. Then again, neither did he expect him to have become a vampire, nor that his brother could bring a new, and welcome, comfort.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Charlie Weasley, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drama, Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Angst, Incest, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Vampirism
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8005 Read Count: 614
[Report This] Published: 03/21/2007 Updated: 03/21/2007
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 03/21/2007 Title: Chapter 1: In Omnibus, Fratris

I love how you write your smut to be both romantic without losing their masculinity. I could practically hear the grunts and slaps and gah... I loved this! Thank you for not going with the cliche 'Turning' of Ron just to be with Charlie storyilne. It makes it more earthly while still being surreal. You're awesome!

Author's Response: Oh, such very high praise!! I want my men to be men, that's for sure. Glad that you appreciated the choice Ron's made so far in not getting Turned. Thank you mostly for taking the time to read and respond to this story!

Whatever May Come by charlottesometimes Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Post HBP (Horcrux hunt) Harry/Draco: The trio discovers that Draco Malfoy is hidden away at Spinner's End and Harry recruits him to be a member of the team. *Complete* Winner of Forbidden Desires "Just As It Should Be" 2006 award.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Various, Ron Weasley
Genres: Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 68187 Read Count: 5409
[Report This] Published: 03/26/2007 Updated: 03/26/2007
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 03/26/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I read this as I uploaded it to the site and it is now my favorite multi-chaptered story! This was so poignant and touching and hot! I love how you developed their relationship while still keeping Harry and Draco in character. And Snape! Wow! This was simply amazing!

Queen Takes King by charlottesometimes Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Harry/Draco: On the chessboard of life, never underestimate the power of an angry queen.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Comedy, Crack-Fic
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1157 Read Count: 484
[Report This] Published: 03/26/2007 Updated: 03/26/2007
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 03/26/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Queen Takes King

ROFLMAO!!! Oh my god, I had to warn dream_wia_dream not to read this while drinking anything. I'm still giggling and I can't stop. I need a drink, but I'm afraid I'll just spit it out over my laptop as I re-read this!

 Don't even start with me on my daddy issues.

*dies* Brilliant! I am going to be giggling over this one for weeks to come, I just know it! 

The History He Lived by shieldmaiden Rated: FG - Family Guidance starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Ron teaches his students about what isn’t in the books.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: Ron Weasley
Genres: Drabble, General
Time Period: None
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 120 Read Count: 326
[Report This] Published: 03/29/2007 Updated: 03/29/2007
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 04/08/2007 Title: Chapter 1: The History He Lived

Beautiful! I can see Ron being this kind of teacher. Teaching through experience and making the whole world his classroom. *applauds*

Author's Response: Thank you very much!  I'm so pleased you like it:)

Soothing Strokes by LdyBastet Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: It's Draco's first year at Hogwarts, and he knows what he needs to be a good boy and do well in school.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Dungeon
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: Darkfic
Time Period: None
Warnings: BDSM, Chan, Incest, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Underage
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2369 Read Count: 3492
[Report This] Published: 03/30/2007 Updated: 03/30/2007
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed
Date: 09/24/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Soothing Strokes

This is such a decadent piece and riddled with such deliciously naughty moments that it's truly one of my favorites of yours!

Angel by LdyBastet Rated: GP - General Public [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Lucius/Severus -- Hogwarts in the 70s (100 words)
Categories: Dark Tales > Drabbles
Characters: Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 102 Read Count: 641
[Report This] Published: 04/08/2007 Updated: 04/08/2007
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed
Date: 10/21/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Angel

And what sweet surrender it is! :)

The Collector by LdyBastet Rated: FG - Family Guidance [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Lucius/Severus -- medieval times: war (100 words)
Categories: Dark Tales > Drabbles
Characters: Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 98 Read Count: 325
[Report This] Published: 04/08/2007 Updated: 04/08/2007
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed
Date: 09/24/2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Collector

And what a prized find this toy is!

Wabbit Season by unbroken_halo Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Severus Snape is not an animal rights activist but he is an animal lover. Just ask Harry.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Harry Potter, Augustus Rookwood
Genres: Crack-Fic
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3303 Read Count: 516
[Report This] Published: 04/23/2007 Updated: 04/23/2007
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 04/24/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Wabbit Season

You know I loved this as you wrote it and I love it even more now that it's complete! You are amazing! I love how you write their lovemaking too. It's descriptive, accurate, explicit and HAAAWWWWTTTTT!

Thank you so much for posting your work with us! You totally rock! 



Author's Response: Thank you! I'm so glad you enjoyed this and thanks for the invitation to post here.

A Chair by the Hearth by wolfiekins Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Ron comes home early from Quidditch practice, disrupting yet another of Harry's covert plans.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, PWP, Romance
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: EWE, Masturbation, Slash, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3468 Read Count: 4664
[Report This] Published: 05/06/2007 Updated: 05/06/2007
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 06/13/2007 Title: Chapter 1: One

And to think of what those lovely ladies will see when they reach the sitting room! *giggles*

I love the descriptive way you write. Your imagery is so spot-on that you feel like you're watching a movie instead of reading a fic. Beautifully written... and *fans self* now THAT's some hot smut!

Nothing like sucking on spunk-covered fingers! *waggles eyebrows*

Author's Response: Oh, yeah, those gals got an eyeful, all right!  Thanks so much for the fabulously kind words...I'm pleased you enjoyed the imagery *ahem*  It was certain fun to visualize in my head!  Glad you liked the hawtness, too!  And the finger thing...um, yeah!  *grins*

Monthly Meeting by unbroken_halo Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Past Featured StorySnape and Lupin have a monthly meeting and an agreement
Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: Remus Lupin, Severus Snape, Sirius Black
Genres: Ficlet
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Love/Hate, Slash, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 622 Read Count: 1003
[Report This] Published: 05/07/2007 Updated: 05/07/2007
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 05/09/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Okay, so I know I read and reviewed this already, but just had to read it again and well... how can I NOT tell you how much I love this?

 

 Remus gasped as Snape's cock pushed into him, hard and fast and he loved every savage moment of it, his fists bunching the dark cloth as he hung on for the rough ride.

I just adore your vivid imagery! 



Author's Response: Thank you again *hugs* I'm so glad you are enjoying the fics.

Unexpected Smiles by Hildigunnur Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: It feels like exploring the unknown to be pursuing Pansy Parkinson.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Ladies Room
Characters: Hermione Granger, Pansy Parkinson
Genres: Erotica, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: FemSlash, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2611 Read Count: 1406
[Report This] Published: 05/10/2007 Updated: 05/10/2007
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed
Date: 11/19/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Very hot! Great imagery and great work on keeping the characterizations spot-on despite the OOC situation. Beautifully done!

Author's Response: Thank you! I'm glad you liked it and your comment about my imagery made me extra happy because I'm always a bit nervous about those bits in my stories.

Knickers by lupintonks85 Rated: FG - Family Guidance [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Hermione is questioned about a pair of knickers.
Categories: Dark Tales > Drabbles
Characters: Hermione Granger, Augustus Rookwood
Genres: Comedy
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 100 Read Count: 452
[Report This] Published: 05/26/2007 Updated: 05/26/2007
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed
Date: 11/19/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

ROFLMAO!!! Poor Severus! *gigglesnort*