Penname: madam_minnie [Contact] Real name: Minnie
Member Since: 08/28/2005
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The image “http://pics.livejournal.com/satindolls/pic/0007apzc” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors. Madam_Minnie is also known as the Maven of Porn. She's an avid Harry Potter fan, writer, literary agent and all around smutty lady. She hails from the Island of Puerto Rico originally and now resides in Florida. She's a self-proclaimed lover of all things Snape. She has a wicked sense of humor, excellent taste in music, and she's the queen of the hot boy love. She spends her evenings amusing her fellow Captains with her raunchy sense of humor in between reading query letters from aspiring authors. She's a Slytherin through and through. Her Co-Captains firmly believe she is a gay man trapped in a woman's body. Sometime ask her about the shoes...

 

[i'm bill weasley]
...and which lesser Harry Potter character are you?

 


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One For The Books by alloy Rated: GP - General Public starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Written for the CM "Books" drabble
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Hermione Granger, Minerva McGonagall, Ron Weasley
Genres: Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: Midnight Confessions
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 89 Read Count: 1108
[Report This] Published: 09/19/2006 Updated: 09/19/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed
Date: 10/21/2007 Title: Chapter 1: One For The Books

One for the books indeed! Beautiful portrayal of a tender moment. Loved it!

Finding Them by queenb23 Rated: GP - General Public starstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Past Featured StoryWritten for the CM Scribbulous prompt "cauldron"
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: Hermione Granger, Remus Lupin, OFC, Harry Potter, Professor Sinistra, Arthur Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Molly Weasley, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 452 Read Count: 2235
[Report This] Published: 10/20/2006 Updated: 10/20/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed
Date: 10/21/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Finding Them

*giggles* Gotta love when the parents all know what you're up to and are still approving. :D Especially at times like these... when it is far better to know they're 'indisposed' than gone forever. 



Author's Response: *giggle*  This was fun to write!  And couldn't you just see them all going off to be 'indisposed' after it all?! *grins*

Best Gift by mapleandmahogany Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 18]
Summary: Ron/Hermione - a gift from an unknown person
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Drabbles
Characters: None
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-12) Yule Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-12) Yule Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 447 Read Count: 1008
[Report This] Published: 12/02/2006 Updated: 12/02/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 12/18/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Best Gift

Awww... that's just perfect! I could easily see this happening and it's so vividly well-written, it was perfection!

A Delicate Situation by alloy Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 11]
Summary: Filch/Pince - Escaped fairies in the library.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Drabbles
Characters: None
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-12) Yule Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-12) Yule Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 280 Read Count: 726
[Report This] Published: 12/04/2006 Updated: 12/04/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 12/18/2006 Title: Chapter 1: A Delicate Situation

ROFLMAO!!! That was brilliant!!! Great job, writer!

Author's Response: Thanks for reviewing

Artistic License by magicofisis Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 8]
Summary: The Fat Lady/Sir Cadogan (with a dash of Harry/Ron) - Portrait parties get wild in the holidays! ;)
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Drabbles
Characters: OFC, OMC
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-12) Yule Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-12) Yule Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 498 Read Count: 285
[Report This] Published: 12/05/2006 Updated: 12/05/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 12/05/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Artistic License

OMG!!! That is perfect! I didn't think anyone would be able to write this and make it not just funny, but hot too! Hee!

“And best ye learn early that it’s not the size of the sword that’s important; it’s how well you brandish it,” he said, waggling his eyebrows.

Brilliant!  

“What was that for?” asked Ron.

 “Trying to make you less cranky.  We’ve got to do something to pass the time.”

 Ron answered Harry’s comment with a kiss.

 

Now THAT's a way to pass the time for sure! Thank you thank you thank you, mystery portrait-sex writer! 

Polishing Broomsticks by enomis57 Rated: FG - Family Guidance starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 8]
Summary: Harry/Ron - Nutmeg
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Drabbles
Characters: None
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-12) Yule Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-12) Yule Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 543 Read Count: 406
[Report This] Published: 12/05/2006 Updated: 12/05/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 12/18/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Ha! Brilliant!!! 

Fraternity by simons_flower Rated: FG - Family Guidance starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 10]
Summary: Charlie & Bill - Charlie, Firewhisky and life's persistent questions.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley
Genres: Drabble, Drama
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-12) Yule Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-12) Yule Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 421 Read Count: 739
[Report This] Published: 12/05/2006 Updated: 12/05/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 12/18/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Fraternity

Awww, this was so touching and wonderful Loved the emotions played out in this! Great job!

Author's Response: Thank you!

Melting Snow by Twisted_Innocence Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Ron/Hermione - melting snow
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Drabbles
Characters: None
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-12) Yule Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-12) Yule Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 512 Read Count: 513
[Report This] Published: 12/06/2006 Updated: 12/06/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 12/18/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Melting Snow

*giggles* I always thought snowball fights would make folks randy. LOL

Author's Response: Yep.  Ice can be very nice.  It's one of my kinks.  lol  Just thought I would share it with Ron and Mione.  

Leatherbound by harrysmom Rated: GP - General Public starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 10]
Summary: Past Featured StoryCharlie & Ron - Leather
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: None
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-12) Yule Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-12) Yule Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 261 Read Count: 952
[Report This] Published: 12/06/2006 Updated: 12/06/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 12/18/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This was just too perfect for words! I loved it!!!

Dressing The Tree by chachet1 Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 8]
Summary: Harry, Ron and Hermione decorate the Christmas tree, the muggle way.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: None
Genres: Drabble, Trio
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-12) Yule Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-12) Yule Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 501 Read Count: 455
[Report This] Published: 12/07/2006 Updated: 12/07/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 12/18/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Dressing The Tree

ROFLMAO!!! That was a great last line! OMG this was just too funny and deliciously pre-smutty for words! *giggles*

Author's Response: Thankyou!  Glad you liked it!

Gifts for Everyone by indianna leanna Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Harry, Ron and Hermione are in Paris for Christmas during the Horcrux hunt and Hermione wants to send some presents home.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: None
Genres: Drabble, Trio
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-12) Yule Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-12) Yule Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 500 Read Count: 266
[Report This] Published: 12/08/2006 Updated: 12/08/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 12/18/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Gifts for Everyone

Oh but to get a glimpse of the boys on their own! *happy sigh* Lovely lovely!!!

The Season for Giving by snitchwitch Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Draco / Luna - mistletoe meetings, peppermint schnapps, Looney Lovegood shows her dominant side
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: None
Genres: Drama
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-12) Yule Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-12) Yule Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 497 Read Count: 281
[Report This] Published: 12/12/2006 Updated: 12/12/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 12/18/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh my! Now THAT's a domme Luna indeed! Yummmmmmmmeeee!

All It Takes Is Mistletoe by thenotoriousso4 Rated: FG - Family Guidance starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Ron/Hermione - Now, just how would mistletoe make its way into the library?
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Drabbles
Characters: None
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-12) Yule Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-12) Yule Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 409 Read Count: 514
[Report This] Published: 12/16/2006 Updated: 12/16/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 12/18/2006 Title: Chapter 1: All It Takes Is Mistletoe

Hee! And Harry better pay up fast! LOL Great job!

Ready by LadyEcho Rated: GP - General Public starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Charlie/Tonks - wind
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: None
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-12) Yule Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-12) Yule Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 486 Read Count: 316
[Report This] Published: 12/17/2006 Updated: 12/17/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 12/18/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Ready

Awww... so beautiful! And this from the proponent of no SWMNBN with Remus. Very, very nice!

Author's Response: Glad I could work a little SWMNBN into your life!  Thank you.

Sexy is as sexy does by kerryblaze Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 7]
Summary: FeatureHarry/Ron - Hot chocolate with whipped cream
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: None
Genres: Drama
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-12) Yule Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-12) Yule Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 233 Read Count: 751
[Report This] Published: 12/17/2006 Updated: 12/17/2006
Reviewer: madam_minnie Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 12/18/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Sexy is as sexy does

"S'not the hot chocolate that's sexy."

Hell yeah, baybee!