Penname: pettybureaucrat [Contact] Real name: Alan Huff
Member Since: 05/03/2006
Membership status: Member
Bio:

Real life petty bureaucrat for the Feds, recently retired.

Vietnam veteran.

3 kids, 2 grandkids

Love Harry Potter and HP fanfiction

Inveterate Harry/Ginny shipper.  Like Harry/Luna and Harry/Luna/Ginny (Go, Flaming Nargles).  I think Hermione can do better than Ron. 

 


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"That" Need by TheTrioMakesMeHot Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Sometimes people have needs they can't satisfy alone. Sometimes, "that" need requires help from our friends.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room, The Broomshed > The Ladies Room, The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, PWP, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: FemSlash, Het, Masturbation, Rimming, Slash, Strong Sexual Content, Underage, Voyeurism, Weasleycest
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 43934 Read Count: 234673
[Report This] Published: 12/30/2006 Updated: 04/23/2007
Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 02/12/2007 Title: Chapter 13: Wet and Slippery is Not a Problem

Pants and drools.  Now, does Hermione offer to teach Harry something Ginny likes done to her?  Oh, let's be crude!  Have Harry and Hermione fuck!  There, I said it!  Great chapter!  Tell your computer to behave and update soon!

Author's Response:

Hi!  Glad to see you're still will me after my unfortunate absence.  Computer appears to be behaving properly at the moment, and with just a bit of luck I should have another chappie up mid-week.  I actually had both this one and the next to come nearly done when my computer crashed, so all the next one needs now is proofing and a little tweaking and it should be ready to go.

Harry and Hermione, well err ... without giving anything away, I will say I like Harry & Hermione together, so I haven't ruled it out or anything just yet.  At the very least, I will assure you this chapter wasn't their last, err, contact.

Thanks for reading, and for taking the time to tell me what you think.  It REALLY means a lot to me to know someone notices my work.

Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 02/15/2007 Title: Chapter 14: Lava From a Volcano

OMG, that was just too much!  How could Ginny resist putting her mouth on him?  Oh, do we have a threesome coming up?!  Oh, just update fast, real fast!  OK, I'll calm down, but that was a REALLY hot chapter!

Author's Response:

I have to be honest here, I considered it.  I'm not sure I could have resisted myself in Ginny's place, but then I tend to forget they're siblings sometimes while I'm writing.  As for your question, let me ask you a question.  Have you noticed my user name? And if so, what do you think would be an appropriate reply to your question?

I do hope to have another chapter up soon, but honestly I'm a bit distracted by Equus at the moment...the photos, the reviews...and it is STILL 16 days before I get to see it.

Thanks for your review!  As always, I really appreciate and value your comments!!!

Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 03/29/2007 Title: Chapter 15: More . . . P-pleeezze!

Oh, it was worth the wait!  Absolutely steamy!  As a guy, I might not be quite as enamored of Dan's assets, but I have read that the play and his performance are both excellent.  It's a shame he can't tour the U.S. with it.  Hopefully, for you ardent Dan fans, maybe they'll write a topless scene into HBP, perhaps the 'happy hour by the lake' would do!  Don't make us wait too long for the next chapter.  I'd love to have Harry make love to Hermione while Ginny and Ron watch.  Now, as for the other, well, I'll leave that up to you!  Maybe just oral sex? 

Author's Response:

Okay...yes...I ADMIT IT!  I am overly enamored of Dan's assets and they ARE spilling over into my writing.  I can't help it ... I'd hoped that actually seeing him in Equus, and actually meeting him face to face (even though it was only for like 4 seconds and 6 words) would "remind" me of the fact that his is 17 and I am, well, NOT 17.  It didn't.  If anything, it just made me MORE obsessive.  (There are rumors the play & Dan will come to Broadway in Fall '08 ... I have my fingers & toes crossed, and I will go again if it happens).

So...now that I've got my "apology" for forcing my Dan-itis off on my readers (in spite of the fact you are supposed to be reading "Harry" in this story and not "Dan"), I really do want to tell you how much I appreciate that you are still reading after my extended absence from writing, and I'm so very glad you found it worth the wait!!!

I have the next chapter sort of roughed-out in my head, so now I just have to translate it into print.  I promise it won't be as long as the wait between this chapter and the one prior.

Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 04/23/2007 Title: Chapter 16: One Lucky Wizard

ARRGGGHHH!!  No, it can't be over!!  I don't mind AU!!  Oh, well, what a great conclusion!  Anyway, please write us something else nice and hot and smutty in the near future! 

Author's Response:

Well, I don't really mind AU either, but I just felt like I'd kept this as close to canon as you can get with sex scenes in the Potterverse, and it just didn't seem right to deviate from that at this point.  I'm glad you were at least pleased with the conclusion, if not that it ended.

I am working on something new, and my intent is for it to be hot and smutty ... only time will tell, and once I get it posted, I hope you'll tell me what you think!  Thanks for sticking with me and for your reviews.  It really helps me to know how people feel!

Summary: In the year following HBP, Harry and Ginny see each other only a handful of times. But it's enough.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley
Genres: Erotica, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Het, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6728 Read Count: 50026
[Report This] Published: 01/05/2007 Updated: 01/05/2007
Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 01/05/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

A sweet, sexy, erotic story.  Harry/Ginny are  my favorite pair and you had them doing exactly what they should to each other!  Harry angsting and Ginny just loving him!

If you ever feel like writing about the first two times they did it, I'll happily read it!

Where She'd Felt His Kiss by TheTrioMakesMeHot Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 0]
Summary: An unexpected interlude in Gryffindor Tower on the night of the Seventh Year Valentine's Ball.
Categories: The Broomshed > Self Pleasure
Characters: Harry Potter, Parvati Patil
Genres: Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: Masturbation, Voyeurism
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2007-02) February Challenge - Gilderoy Lockhart's Valentine Extravaganza!
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2007-02) February Challenge - Gilderoy Lockhart's Valentine Extravaganza!
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2237 Read Count: 2352
[Report This] Published: 01/29/2007 Updated: 01/29/2007
Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 01/29/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Where She'd Felt His Kiss

Very, very erotic!  You should get these two back together sometime, maybe Parvati could teach Harry something about the Kama Sutra?  Very sexy!

Author's Response:

Thank you very much!  It was just a little plot bunny that bit me on the finger and wouldn't let go until I got the idea in print.  This was actually my first story with Parvati.

Thanks for reviewing!

All in Vane by willowwand Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 0]
Summary: No one wants to spend Valentine's Day alone.

A different sort of HBP Missing Moment.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Vacant Rooms
Characters: Cormac McLaggen, Romilda Vane
Genres: Comedy
Time Period: None
Warnings: Underage
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2007-02) February Challenge - Gilderoy Lockhart's Valentine Extravaganza!
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2007-02) February Challenge - Gilderoy Lockhart's Valentine Extravaganza!
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1117 Read Count: 646
[Report This] Published: 02/06/2007 Updated: 02/08/2007
Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 02/08/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Nicely done, well written, quite teasing.  A most unusual pair, indeed!

Author's Response: Thanks. I'm glad you thought so. They are an unusual pair, but I think they complement each other quite nicely. :)

Between Love and Hate by Twisted_Innocence Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Past Featured StoryThere is a fine line between love and hate. Hermione is about to step over that line and find unexpected passion.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Ladies Room
Characters: Lavender Brown, Hermione Granger
Genres: Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: FemSlash, Love/Hate
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2007-02) February Challenge - Gilderoy Lockhart's Valentine Extravaganza!
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2007-02) February Challenge - Gilderoy Lockhart's Valentine Extravaganza!
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2783 Read Count: 4304
[Report This] Published: 02/13/2007 Updated: 02/15/2007
Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 02/15/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Between Love and Hate

Really hot and a great pairing.  I like Lavender and I think she has Hermione pegged to a 't'.  One of the steamiest shower scenes I've read in a long time!  Very well done!

Author's Response: Wow! Thanks a lot.  I'm glad you liked it.  I've updated the ending a bit to make it fit with the flow of the story.  Take a look a tell me what you think.  :-) 

Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold by deenas Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 0]
Summary: She was pushing him into doing something he wasn't ready for and an act of desperation leaves Seamus Finnigan with nothing but a bad taste in his mouth.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Lavender Brown, Seamus Finnigan, Neville Longbottom, Abraxas Malfoy, Harry Potter, Rufus Scrimgeour, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drama, Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: Het, Hurt/Comfort, Public Sex, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2007-02) February Challenge - Gilderoy Lockhart's Valentine Extravaganza!
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2007-02) February Challenge - Gilderoy Lockhart's Valentine Extravaganza!
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2322 Read Count: 713
[Report This] Published: 02/13/2007 Updated: 02/13/2007
Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 02/13/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Very hot and sexy.  Well done.

Author's Response: oh thank you..I try, really I do

Catch by Jenadamson Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Girls are such strange creatures. James/Lily
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Lily Evans Potter, James Potter
Genres: PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4384 Read Count: 2059
[Report This] Published: 02/13/2007 Updated: 02/14/2007
Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 02/14/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

ahh, sweet and sexy.  Redheads do get jealous, I know.  Very nicely done.

Future Plans by deenas Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Harry is nearing his twentieth birthday and finds himself trying to decide what to do with his future. He questions everything--becoming an Auror, his relationship with Ginny, and a possible career change.

NC-17 due to content in some chapters.

Sequel to One Year
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Harry Potter, Various, Ginny Weasley
Genres: Drama, Erotica, Fluff, General, PWP, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, Contains Spoiler for HBP, Het, Major Fluff, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14167 Read Count: 4883
[Report This] Published: 03/06/2007 Updated: 03/06/2007
Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 03/06/2007 Title: Chapter 4: Home

A lovely story.  You built it to a very pleasurable and erotic climax, just like our reluctant lovers!  Very well done!

There is no Happy Ever After by IamAGhost Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Past Featured StoryPansy has been betrothed since birth had hates her life. When a moment comes along for her to witness true happiness, she takes it.
Categories: The Broomshed > Dark Side
Characters: Ernie Macmillan, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley
Genres: Drama
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, Character Death, Het, Hurt/Comfort, Suicide, Voyeurism
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3036 Read Count: 1782
[Report This] Published: 03/15/2007 Updated: 03/16/2007
Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 03/16/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Erotic, moving, poignant and one hell of an ending!  Well done

Author's Response: Thank you so much!

Excuse From Pain by pumpkinpasty Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 0]
Summary: They say that war corrupts. It does. It tears away innocence like a knife tears through skin. And with his innocence, Harry loses his ability to feel anything -- he becomes a hard shell, little more than a vague shadow of the boy he used to be.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley
Genres: Drama, Erotica, Romance, Tragedy
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, Bondage, Contains Spoiler for HBP, Het, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11070 Read Count: 1708
[Report This] Published: 03/17/2007 Updated: 03/17/2007
Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 03/17/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Excuse From Pain

War is hell, the aftermath worse.  But, love won in the end, didn't it?  Very powerful, very realistic, very well done.

Laid by drcjsnider Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Backed up in the corner of the kitchen, brandishing two skewers, and wearing a Muggle dress with heels was Draco Malfoy. Standing in front of him, with two wands in her back pocket and a butcher knife in her hand, stood Hermione Granger. A post-war fic.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2528 Read Count: 784
[Report This] Published: 03/24/2007 Updated: 03/25/2007
Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 03/26/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Personally, I would have hexed his balls off!  A most entertaining story.

Pride (In the Name of Love) by coffee_n_cocoa Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 0]
Summary: : All Ron wanted when he took the Ministry job was a better life for him and Susan. He never thought he might lose everything that really mattered in the bargain.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Susan Bones, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drama, Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: Het, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5487 Read Count: 352
[Report This] Published: 03/24/2007 Updated: 03/24/2007
Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 03/25/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Very hot and sexy.  Very unusual pairings, but a lot of fun.