Summary: Once a month the men in Hermione's life become 'Dicks'. Not everything in the future is perfect. (Author's note: This story is set post Voldemort, and assumes that the final battle left the Trio with a strong sense of empathy between them.)
Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: OFC, OMC
Genres: Comedy
Time Period: None
Warnings: Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 4343 Read Count: 1640
Member Since: 05/03/2006
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Real life petty bureaucrat for the Feds, recently retired.
Vietnam veteran.
3 kids, 2 grandkids
Love Harry Potter and HP fanfiction
Inveterate Harry/Ginny shipper. Like Harry/Luna and Harry/Luna/Ginny (Go, Flaming Nargles). I think Hermione can do better than Ron.
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[Report This] Published: 10/19/2006 Updated: 12/06/2006
Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed 
Date: 10/21/2006 Title: Chapter 1: On The Rag
Date: 10/21/2006 Title: Chapter 1: On The Rag
Very good, certainly not a side to Hermione that JKR will ever write about! Harry in a tea towel, the mind boggles!
Author's Response: thanks for reviewing.
Summary: How do you remember the final battle?
Draco Malfoy struggles with his father's legacy, and his own actions.
The Final battle viewed through memories and dreams, and sometimes the memories are worse than the dreams.
Told mostly from Draco's point of view.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Lavender Brown, Draco Malfoy
Genres: Drama, Erotica, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 20817 Read Count: 4395
Draco Malfoy struggles with his father's legacy, and his own actions.
The Final battle viewed through memories and dreams, and sometimes the memories are worse than the dreams.
Told mostly from Draco's point of view.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Lavender Brown, Draco Malfoy
Genres: Drama, Erotica, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 20817 Read Count: 4395
[Report This] Published: 11/06/2006 Updated: 07/20/2007
Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed
Date: 03/13/2007 Title: Chapter 2: Manhattan Interlude
Date: 03/13/2007 Title: Chapter 2: Manhattan Interlude
Very nice start. I almost like Draco. I suppose I'll like him more as the story progresses.
Author's Response: Oh he has his moments
Summary: Harry is tired of watching her dance with other men.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley
Genres: Erotica, Fluff
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, Het
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3753 Read Count: 2140
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley
Genres: Erotica, Fluff
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, Het
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3753 Read Count: 2140
[Report This] Published: 11/27/2006 Updated: 11/27/2006
Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed
Date: 11/27/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: 11/27/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Oh, very nice and sexy! well done!!
Summary: Set post war. A group of friends settle in for a friendly little game of truth or dare and get more than they bargained for.
Categories: The Broomshed > More Than Two
Characters: Cho Chang, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, Luna Lovegood, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Professor Sinistra, Ginny Weasley
Genres: Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: FemSlash, Orgy, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4035 Read Count: 7883
Categories: The Broomshed > More Than Two
Characters: Cho Chang, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, Luna Lovegood, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Professor Sinistra, Ginny Weasley
Genres: Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: FemSlash, Orgy, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4035 Read Count: 7883
[Report This] Published: 12/05/2006 Updated: 12/05/2006
Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed
Date: 12/05/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: 12/05/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Oh, boy! This was really hot and sexy! It really turned me on! Great descriptive writing, I could actually see it! Very well done!
Author's Response: Glad you enjoyed it! Keep an eye out for more to come.
Summary: Set after Half-Blood Prince, Harry's resolve to keep Ginny safe by ending their romance is tested by a chance encounter.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley
Genres: Erotica, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Het, Strong Sexual Content, Underage
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3468 Read Count: 2712
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley
Genres: Erotica, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Het, Strong Sexual Content, Underage
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3468 Read Count: 2712
[Report This] Published: 12/14/2006 Updated: 12/14/2006
Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed
Date: 12/15/2006 Title: Chapter 1: The Chance Encounter
Date: 12/15/2006 Title: Chapter 1: The Chance Encounter
oh, nice and wet and steamy and sexy. a very nice 'first time' story. very well written!
Author's Response: Thanks for taking time to review! After reading the sixth book, I felt an overwhelming need to get those two back together, but I also thought it would take something substantial to overpower Harry's desire to keep Ginny safe by avoiding her. This seemed a logical way to make that happen.
Summary: The bonds of friendship, love and family are strong, but can they survive evil, especially when that evil is coming from a familiar place?
This story takes place one year after Four Days of Fantasies. While this can be enjoyed on it's own, reading FDoF may help to make sense of some information in Bonded and it would sure put a smile on my face!
Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Darkfic, Drama, Mystery
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, Het, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Violence
Series: Bonded
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 87200 Read Count: 11710
This story takes place one year after Four Days of Fantasies. While this can be enjoyed on it's own, reading FDoF may help to make sense of some information in Bonded and it would sure put a smile on my face!
Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Darkfic, Drama, Mystery
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, Het, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Violence
Series: Bonded
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 87200 Read Count: 11710
[Report This] Published: 12/14/2006 Updated: 03/25/2007
Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed
Date: 12/15/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Not Long Enough
Date: 12/15/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Not Long Enough
enjoyed this chapter very much. anxious to see more.
Author's Response: Thank you! I will try to have chapter 2 up soon.
Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed
Date: 03/26/2007 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10 - Bonding
Date: 03/26/2007 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10 - Bonding
Exciting and touching ending. Well done.
Author's Response: Thank you!
Summary: Harry Potter can't live without Ginny Weasley but has to. Ginny Weasley can't live without her family but has to. Hermione Granger has to live without everyone...for a short time.
Story is after the War. Long one, but a lot better and interesting later.
Smut in some chapters.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Various, Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, General, Romance, Tragedy
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3109 Read Count: 445
Story is after the War. Long one, but a lot better and interesting later.
Smut in some chapters.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Various, Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, General, Romance, Tragedy
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3109 Read Count: 445
[Report This] Published: 12/24/2006 Updated: 01/02/2007
Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed
Date: 12/24/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Ginny's Leave
Date: 12/24/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Ginny's Leave
Not a very happy start. But, it looks like the beginning of a good tale.
Summary: Sometimes people have needs they can't satisfy alone. Sometimes, "that" need requires help from our friends.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room, The Broomshed > The Ladies Room, The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, PWP, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: FemSlash, Het, Masturbation, Rimming, Slash, Strong Sexual Content, Underage, Voyeurism, Weasleycest
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 43934 Read Count: 203487
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room, The Broomshed > The Ladies Room, The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, PWP, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: FemSlash, Het, Masturbation, Rimming, Slash, Strong Sexual Content, Underage, Voyeurism, Weasleycest
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 43934 Read Count: 203487
[Report This] Published: 12/30/2006 Updated: 04/23/2007
Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed
Date: 01/04/2007 Title: Chapter 3: Maybe I Could Offer To Give Him Lessons
Date: 01/04/2007 Title: Chapter 3: Maybe I Could Offer To Give Him Lessons
Oh, hot and sexy! I can't wait for the next chapter! So will the guys be turned on or off? Will they be total prats or total lovers? Oh, please hurry out the next chapter!
Author's Response: Glad to hear you're enjoying this so far! I can't actually answer your questions without giving away where the story is headed, but I can tell you Chapter 4 will be up soon...not more than 2-3 days.
Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed
Date: 01/06/2007 Title: Chapter 4: Perhaps It Comes Naturally To All The Weasleys
Date: 01/06/2007 Title: Chapter 4: Perhaps It Comes Naturally To All The Weasleys
WOW! DOUBLE WOW! Now that's what I call smut! A quadruple deflowering! You have a real flair for writing extremely tittilating descriptions. One of the most erotic scenes I've read in any fan fiction! You can write 100 chapters as long as there's a scene like this every third or fourth one! Now I guess we get to read what each of them thinks about what just happened! Update soon!
Author's Response: Glad to see you're still with me! And I'm pleased you approve of where the story has gone so far. As I'm sure you can tell, I started this while much in the mood for "naughty" and not much in the mood for any real sense of a storyline. I'm happy to know the lack of a plot hasn't chased you away. Chapter 5 will be up in a couple days, and any significant "thought" will have to wait just a bit longer.
Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed
Date: 01/08/2007 Title: Chapter 5: Can I, Please?
Author's Response:
Date: 01/08/2007 Title: Chapter 5: Can I, Please?
I'm not a big slash fan, but that was a very good chapter. Is the next chapter about Ginny and Hermione's reaction? Or some more H/G and/or R/H action? Update soon!
Author's Response:
I'm glad you thought the chapter was good, even if you aren't into slash. That makes me feel like perhaps I did it well! You know I can't tell you too much about what's coming without spoiling things, but I can tell you the next chapter will be up in a few days. Thanks for your loyalty and for always taking time to tell me what you think. That means alot to me!!!
Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed
Date: 01/18/2007 Title: Chapter 6: I Can Think Of Worse Reasons For People To Stare
Date: 01/18/2007 Title: Chapter 6: I Can Think Of Worse Reasons For People To Stare
Oh, I can't wait for the Room of Requirement scene! Nice chapter, lots of background info. Loved the bit about condoms appearing. I wouldn't have though Hogwarts was so, umm, 'understanding' of young witches' and wizard's needs!
Author's Response: Thanks for tolerating my "in between" chapter, and for letting me know you're still with me. I rather liked the bit about the condoms as well, because I thought the story could use a little humor. As for the understanding nature of Hogwarts, my condom bit may have been me bending my creative license a bit...which is sort of the beauty of writing a fan fic.
Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed
Date: 01/20/2007 Title: Chapter 8: Ok, So Maybe My Dad Did Strut
Date: 01/20/2007 Title: Chapter 8: Ok, So Maybe My Dad Did Strut
OH, these chapters were great! Oh, get the next chapter up right away! I hope that once the girls are naked that they have to 'strut' oh, or maybe pole dance! All kinds of naughty things before someone finally demands SEX! love it, just love it!
Author's Response: Well, I can honestly say that pole dancing hadn't entered my head, but I think you'll find the next bit rather tasty at any rate. Thanks for staying with me and letting me know what you think!
Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed
Date: 01/22/2007 Title: Chapter 9: He'd Always Heard That Payback Was Hell
Date: 01/22/2007 Title: Chapter 9: He'd Always Heard That Payback Was Hell
OH, that was HOT!! I can see them all blushing right now! So, they get to see the guys pleasure each other? Or, give each other helpful hints as they do so? Update soon!
Author's Response: You don't really want me to tell you what comes next, now do you? Just stick with me, and you'll know soon enough. Thanks for always reviewing...it's what keeps me motivated!
Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed
Date: 01/23/2007 Title: Chapter 10: Let’s All Get Back Onto The Bed Then, Shall We?
Date: 01/23/2007 Title: Chapter 10: Let’s All Get Back Onto The Bed Then, Shall We?
That was downright hot! Perverse, but hot! Oh, hurry the next chapter, please, please, please!
Author's Response:
More soon, I promise.
And thanks to all the encouraging feedback from you and my other loyal readers, I'd initially thought I'd be done after Chapter 11, but it seems I'm still writing. So keep the movitvation coming!