Penname: pettybureaucrat [Contact] Real name: Alan Huff
Member Since: 05/03/2006
Membership status: Member
Bio:

Real life petty bureaucrat for the Feds, recently retired.

Vietnam veteran.

3 kids, 2 grandkids

Love Harry Potter and HP fanfiction

Inveterate Harry/Ginny shipper.  Like Harry/Luna and Harry/Luna/Ginny (Go, Flaming Nargles).  I think Hermione can do better than Ron. 

 


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On the Rag by alloy Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 13]
Summary: Once a month the men in Hermione's life become 'Dicks'. Not everything in the future is perfect. (Author's note: This story is set post Voldemort, and assumes that the final battle left the Trio with a strong sense of empathy between them.)
Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: OFC, OMC
Genres: Comedy
Time Period: None
Warnings: Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4343 Read Count: 1827
[Report This] Published: 10/19/2006 Updated: 12/06/2006
Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 10/21/2006 Title: Chapter 1: On The Rag

Very good, certainly not a side to Hermione that JKR will ever write about!  Harry in a tea towel, the mind boggles!

Author's Response: thanks for reviewing.

Smell Of Lavender by alloy Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary: How do you remember the final battle?

Draco Malfoy struggles with his father's legacy, and his own actions.

The Final battle viewed through memories and dreams, and sometimes the memories are worse than the dreams.

Told mostly from Draco's point of view.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Lavender Brown, Draco Malfoy
Genres: Drama, Erotica, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 20817 Read Count: 5310
[Report This] Published: 11/06/2006 Updated: 07/20/2007
Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 03/13/2007 Title: Chapter 2: Manhattan Interlude

Very nice start.  I almost like Draco.  I suppose I'll like him more as the story progresses.

Author's Response: Oh he has his moments

Braving the Dance Floor by deenas Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 7]
Summary: Harry is tired of watching her dance with other men.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley
Genres: Erotica, Fluff
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, Het
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3753 Read Count: 2588
[Report This] Published: 11/27/2006 Updated: 11/27/2006
Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 11/27/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh, very nice and sexy!  well done!!

Friendly Games by Twisted_Innocence Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Set post war. A group of friends settle in for a friendly little game of truth or dare and get more than they bargained for.
Categories: The Broomshed > More Than Two
Characters: Cho Chang, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, Luna Lovegood, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Professor Sinistra, Ginny Weasley
Genres: Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: FemSlash, Orgy, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4035 Read Count: 10963
[Report This] Published: 12/05/2006 Updated: 12/05/2006
Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 12/05/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh, boy!  This was really hot and sexy!  It really turned me on!  Great descriptive writing, I could actually see it!  Very well done!

Author's Response: Glad you enjoyed it! Keep an eye out for more to come. 

Innocents by TheTrioMakesMeHot Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 8]
Summary: Set after Half-Blood Prince, Harry's resolve to keep Ginny safe by ending their romance is tested by a chance encounter.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley
Genres: Erotica, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Het, Strong Sexual Content, Underage
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3468 Read Count: 3149
[Report This] Published: 12/14/2006 Updated: 12/14/2006
Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 12/15/2006 Title: Chapter 1: The Chance Encounter

oh, nice and wet and steamy and sexy.  a very nice 'first time' story.  very well written!

Author's Response: Thanks for taking time to review!  After reading the sixth book, I felt an overwhelming need to get those two back together, but I also thought it would take something substantial to overpower Harry's desire to keep Ginny safe by avoiding her.  This seemed a logical way to make that happen.

With You Forever by DevilO Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Harry Potter can't live without Ginny Weasley but has to. Ginny Weasley can't live without her family but has to. Hermione Granger has to live without everyone...for a short time.

Story is after the War. Long one, but a lot better and interesting later.

Smut in some chapters.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Various, Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, General, Romance, Tragedy
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3109 Read Count: 645
[Report This] Published: 12/24/2006 Updated: 01/02/2007
Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 12/24/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Ginny's Leave

Not a very happy start.  But, it looks like the beginning of a good tale.

"That" Need by TheTrioMakesMeHot Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 174]
Summary: Sometimes people have needs they can't satisfy alone. Sometimes, "that" need requires help from our friends.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room, The Broomshed > The Ladies Room, The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, PWP, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: FemSlash, Het, Masturbation, Rimming, Slash, Strong Sexual Content, Underage, Voyeurism, Weasleycest
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 43934 Read Count: 248530
[Report This] Published: 12/30/2006 Updated: 04/23/2007
Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 01/04/2007 Title: Chapter 3: Maybe I Could Offer To Give Him Lessons

Oh, hot and sexy!  I can't wait for the next chapter!  So will the guys be turned on or off?  Will they be total prats or total lovers?  Oh, please hurry out the next chapter!

Author's Response: Glad to hear you're enjoying this so far!  I can't actually answer your questions without giving away where the story is headed, but I can tell you Chapter 4 will be up soon...not more than 2-3 days.

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Date: 01/06/2007 Title: Chapter 4: Perhaps It Comes Naturally To All The Weasleys

WOW!  DOUBLE WOW!  Now that's what I call smut!  A quadruple deflowering!  You have a real flair for writing extremely tittilating descriptions. One of the most erotic scenes I've read in any fan fiction!  You can write 100 chapters as long as there's a scene like this every third or fourth one!  Now I guess we get to read what each of them thinks about what just happened!  Update soon!

Author's Response: Glad to see you're still with me!  And I'm pleased you approve of where the story has gone so far.  As I'm sure you can tell, I started this while much in the mood for "naughty" and not much in the mood for any real sense of a storyline.  I'm happy to know the lack of a plot hasn't chased you away.  Chapter 5 will be up in a couple days, and any significant "thought" will have to wait just a bit longer.

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Date: 01/08/2007 Title: Chapter 5: Can I, Please?

I'm not a big slash fan, but that was a very good chapter.  Is the next chapter about Ginny and Hermione's reaction?  Or some more H/G and/or R/H action?  Update soon!



Author's Response:

I'm glad you thought the chapter was good, even if you aren't into slash.  That makes me feel like perhaps I did it well!  You know I can't tell you too much about what's coming without spoiling things, but I can tell you the next chapter will be up in a few days.  Thanks for your loyalty and for always taking time to tell me what you think.  That means alot to me!!!

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Date: 01/18/2007 Title: Chapter 6: I Can Think Of Worse Reasons For People To Stare

Oh, I can't wait for the Room of Requirement scene!  Nice chapter, lots of background info.  Loved the bit about condoms appearing.  I wouldn't have though Hogwarts was so, umm, 'understanding' of young witches' and wizard's needs!

Author's Response: Thanks for tolerating my "in between" chapter, and for letting me know you're still with me.  I rather liked the bit about the condoms as well, because I thought the story could use a little humor.  As for the understanding nature of Hogwarts, my condom bit may have been me bending my creative license a bit...which is sort of the beauty of writing a fan fic.

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Date: 01/20/2007 Title: Chapter 8: Ok, So Maybe My Dad Did Strut

OH, these chapters were great!  Oh, get the next chapter up right away!  I hope that once the girls are naked that they have to 'strut' oh, or maybe pole dance!  All kinds of naughty things before someone finally demands SEX!  love it, just love it!

Author's Response: Well, I can honestly say that pole dancing hadn't entered my head, but I think you'll find the next bit rather tasty at any rate.  Thanks for staying with me and letting me know what you think!

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Date: 01/22/2007 Title: Chapter 9: He'd Always Heard That Payback Was Hell

OH, that was HOT!!  I can see them all blushing right now!  So, they get to see the guys pleasure each other?  Or, give each other helpful hints as they do so?  Update soon!

Author's Response: You don't really want me to tell you what comes next, now do you?  Just stick with me, and you'll know soon enough.  Thanks for always reviewing...it's what keeps me motivated!

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Date: 01/23/2007 Title: Chapter 10: Letís All Get Back Onto The Bed Then, Shall We?

That was downright hot!  Perverse, but hot!  Oh, hurry the next chapter, please, please, please! 

Author's Response:

More soon, I promise.

And thanks to all the encouraging feedback from you and my other loyal readers, I'd initially thought I'd be done after Chapter 11, but it seems I'm still writing.  So keep the movitvation coming!

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Date: 01/25/2007 Title: Chapter 11: Like A Kitten With A Saucer Of Milk

That was really all wet and sticky and gooey and chocolatey and wow!  Just great!  Could almost hear them going at it!  So just what is the lust teen quartet going to be up to next?  Saturday NIght Fever?  Update soon!

Author's Response:

Glad you're still enjoying the story!  For what it's worth, there may actually be a few chapters before they even get to Saturday night (Merlin, I hope I haven't completely damaged their wholesome image).

Thanks for reading, and especially for commenting.  I  may not be able to spend them, but the reviews are worth more to my heart and my motivation than a real paycheck.

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Date: 01/29/2007 Title: Chapter 12: I Just, Umm, Really Like It

Ginny is an incredible tease, isn't she?  Also a hot little minx!  Good chapter.  Now, I can't wait for Ron to tell her about Harry.  And I guess Hermione and Harry are going to 'advise' each other as well?  Please?

Author's Response:

I'm so glad to see my Ron/Ginny bits haven't chased everyone away!  I just sort of see Ginny as rather uninhibited being the last Weasley child and the only girl, not to mention the influence of having Fred & George as brothers.

As for your question, we all know Hermione prides herself on her research, now don't we?

Thanks for reviewing!  It means so much to know I have readers!!!