Penname: pettybureaucrat [Contact] Real name: Alan Huff
Member Since: 05/03/2006
Membership status: Member
Bio:

Real life petty bureaucrat for the Feds, recently retired.

Vietnam veteran.

3 kids, 2 grandkids

Love Harry Potter and HP fanfiction

Inveterate Harry/Ginny shipper.  Like Harry/Luna and Harry/Luna/Ginny (Go, Flaming Nargles).  I think Hermione can do better than Ron. 

 


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The Black Mirror by hogwartsduchess Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Harry and his friends embark on their quest to destroy the most evil of all Dark Wizards, Lord Voldemort. Life throws Harry a few hilarious curves along the way, and he finds himself in the middle of two girls who can't stop bickering. Join them on their journey to Hogwarts and beyond, as they find the Horcruxes, confront an old professor, discover the meaning of love, and face the wrath of Lord Voldemort. In the end, good triumphs and evil is destroyed - or is it? This is my version of the 7th Harry Potter Book.


Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Mystery, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, Character Death, Contains Spoiler for HBP, Minor Character Death, OC, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1593 Read Count: 305
[Report This] Published: 08/05/2006 Updated: 08/05/2006
Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 08/06/2006 Title: Chapter 1: The Missing Elf

Good start.  Please continue.

Author's Response: It's coming along wonderfully so far!

Crossing the Line by sesptwd Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary: The twins' latest product opens Hermione's eyes.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Hermione Granger, Fred Weasley, George Weasley
Genres: Erotica, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Het
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5786 Read Count: 1227
[Report This] Published: 08/08/2006 Updated: 08/08/2006
Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 08/08/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Very clever, wizarding Viagra.  Very nice sex scene.  Well done.

Author's Response:

Thank you!

 

=) 

Nail Polish (8-06 Challenge) by plaidphoenix Rated: FG - Family Guidance starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Written for The Quidditch Pitch's August challenge. I was given a prompt of Harry/Ginny/Luna and Harry paints the girls toenails.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: Various
Genres: Comedy
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-08) August Challenge: The Anything Goes Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-08) August Challenge: The Anything Goes Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 531 Read Count: 765
[Report This] Published: 08/09/2006 Updated: 08/09/2006
Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 08/10/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Nail Polish

cute, very nice.

Spinning a Yarn by deenas Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary:     Harry's just come back after being gone for three weeks. He's really NOT in the mood for a party.

Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley
Genres: Erotica, Fluff, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Het, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2651 Read Count: 1648
[Report This] Published: 08/12/2006 Updated: 08/12/2006
Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 08/13/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Spinning a Yarn

oh, a hot and sexy reunion and a very sweet ending.  yes, molly knows everything, yes she does.  very well written, enjoyed it a lot!

Book Learning II: Re-Education by ThaliaChaunacy Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Hermione enjoys the fruits of Ron's labour.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, Fluff, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Strong Sexual Content
Series: Book Learning
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1115 Read Count: 1860
[Report This] Published: 08/13/2006 Updated: 08/13/2006
Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 08/14/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Re-Education

Well, at least Ron's learned SOMETHING at Hogwarts.  Hot and sexy, well done!

Author's Response: Heh. If only they had OWLs for... things like this. ;) Thanks for reading and reviewing! ^^

After Hours by mapleandmahogany Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Trainee Potter gets revision from Auror Tonks


Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Harry Potter, Nymphadora Tonks
Genres: Erotica, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Het, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1570 Read Count: 3171
[Report This] Published: 09/03/2006 Updated: 09/03/2006
Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 01/05/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I can see Tonks changing hair color every day, just to keep our hero guessing!  Very hot and sexy!  I do enjoy Harry/Tonks.  Sometimes Harry needs an 'older' woman to show him the way!

Author's Response: Thank you for reading and commenting! Most of my PWP are still with characters who love each other, so this sort of UST pairing was a new thing for me. I'm glad you liked it. And yeah, I like to think Tonks was the first person that really got Harry thinking about women. :)

One Year by deenas Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Ginny is about to begin her 7th year at Hogwarts. She'll be off on her own without Harry, Ron or Hermione for the first time. Instead of the ghost of Tom Riddle, Ginny will have to deal with a new Quidditch team, an annoying classmate, rumours and a pesky Ravenclaw who won't leave her alone.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Vacant Rooms
Characters: Harry Potter, Various, Ginny Weasley
Genres: Drama, Fluff, General, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, Contains Spoiler for HBP, Major Fluff, OC, Strong Language
Series: Future Plans
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 81365 Read Count: 6123
[Report This] Published: 10/03/2006 Updated: 03/06/2007
Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 01/02/2007 Title: Chapter 6: January

So, are Harry and Ginny REALLY going to wait until they're married?  A very good, amusing and sexy chapter.  The Valentine's Ball should be quite a treat, I'm sure!

Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 01/08/2007 Title: Chapter 7: February

NO, Harry couldn't have been THAT stupid!?  Hopefully, the make up session will be warm and cozy.  Update soon!

Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 01/16/2007 Title: Chapter 8: March

What a great spell!  A very entertaining chapter.  How much longer can they put it off?  Very well done!

Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 02/02/2007 Title: Chapter 9: April

A lovely, funny and touching chapter.  Harry is still such a prat.  But, a lovable prat.  Very curious about Sarah.  Update soon.

Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 02/09/2007 Title: Chapter 10: May

Poor Ginny!  I hope Tonks can help her!  And the muggle doctor.  A very interesting chapter.  So, we have two months to go.  I can hardly wait!  Update soon!

Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 02/16/2007 Title: Chapter 11: June

Well, everything seems just peachy!  Ah, there must be something going to happen, right?  I'm sure Harry is not going to let Ginny leave school and move out on her own without getting into some mischief with her.  Nice story

Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 02/23/2007 Title: Chapter 12: July

Ron and Hermione have a terrible sense of timing, don't they?  Well, hopefully Harry and Ginny will have another chance to be alone during the epilog.  Good chapter.

Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 03/06/2007 Title: Chapter 13: Epilogue

Well, hopefully when Harry and Ginny marry they won't tell Ron or Hermione where they live so they can FINALLY make love to each other!  You're a terrible tease but it was a nice story!  Ginny's explanation of why she couldn't the one time was a true classic!

When Did Your Life Begin by mynameis Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Harry seeks comfort from his nightmares
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley
Genres: Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: Het, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2696 Read Count: 1040
[Report This] Published: 10/19/2006 Updated: 10/19/2006
Reviewer: pettybureaucrat Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 10/21/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

very sexy and erotic!  well written, well done.