Penname: shocfix [Contact] Real name:
Member Since: 11/26/2005
Membership status: Member
Bio:

Um, hi.

*waves*

Just in case I need to be able to leave the fandom with five minutes notice -  and because I like being the one with teh control - I have taken my stories down from the archives, and they can all be found at shocfix on InsaneJournal.


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Tyrants by abigail89 Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Harry/Ron - "Remember, all men would be tyrants, if they could" - Abagail Adams
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: None
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-12) Yule Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-12) Yule Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 458 Read Count: 311
[Report This] Published: 12/16/2006 Updated: 12/16/2006
Reviewer: shocfix Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 12/17/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Tyrants

*flails*

Oh, that was a scrummily sexy Ron - 'couse Harry'd be putty in his hands - well, putty starts off squishy, but it hardens...

Sexy is as sexy does by kerryblaze Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 7]
Summary: FeatureHarry/Ron - Hot chocolate with whipped cream
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: None
Genres: Drama
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-12) Yule Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-12) Yule Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 233 Read Count: 835
[Report This] Published: 12/17/2006 Updated: 12/17/2006
Reviewer: shocfix Signed starstarstarstar
Date: 12/17/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Sexy is as sexy does

*wallows in happiness*

*stuffs Annie under a cushion and steals drabble*

Mornin' by mapleandmahogany Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Harry recalls his 'first time' with Ron.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Fluff, PWP, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Minor Fluff, Rimming, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1682 Read Count: 766
[Report This] Published: 02/18/2007 Updated: 02/18/2007
Reviewer: shocfix Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 08/12/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Mornin'

He’s still my Ron.

*bursts into grateful tears*

Evidence of Things Not Seen by Quizzical Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 45]
Summary: Part Two of "All That They Had Not Lost".

The Wizarding Community of Great Britain was in shock today when it was revealed that Harry Potter (aka The Chosen One) was involved in an adulterous love triangle with the wife of his best friend.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Three of Hearts
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Various
Genres: Drama, Romance, Trio
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: All That They Had Not Lost
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 27361 Read Count: 12368
[Report This] Published: 07/11/2007 Updated: 09/11/2009
Reviewer: shocfix Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 07/20/2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter Three - The Crumbs of Your Gossip

We also don't want to contribute to nipple confusion

I love you!

get vomited on by her after a feed

My husband was by far the best at getting vomited on!

"And don't be daft, Harry. Show him."

*very much Fred!love*



Author's Response:

if harry wasn't so out of sorts he would have said that he never had any problem with  nipple confusion... he always knew whose nipple he had in his mouth.

*loves you too*

Q

Three Indecent Acts by mapleandmahogany Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 18]
Summary: The brothers Weasley try to find someone to help George
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: George Weasley, Lee Jordan
Genres: Comedy, Erotica, Romance
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Contains Spoilers for DH, Frottage, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2008-02) The Birds and The Bees Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2008-02) The Birds and The Bees Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6526 Read Count: 2250
[Report This] Published: 03/02/2008 Updated: 03/02/2008
Reviewer: shocfix Signed
Date: 03/22/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Three Indecent Acts

Oh, that was so wonderful - all the chat at the bar was flailingly perfect - I love Harry not seaking - and I love Charlie - and I love perceptive Ron!

Author's Response: *falls over* You must have got lost! ;) I really tried to do the brothers right. Even in Glee fic, I take care of Ron. Thank you!

Five Ways Ron and Hermione Never Met by marksykins Rated: FG - Family Guidance starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Just what the title says.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Comedy
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Het
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1063 Read Count: 1644
[Report This] Published: 03/16/2008 Updated: 03/16/2008
Reviewer: shocfix Signed
Date: 03/17/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

*waves excitedly* 

A Bad Book by mapleandmahogany Rated: FG - Family Guidance starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 14]
Summary: "Is this the moment? Oi! There's a war going on here!" … Life with Ron and Hermione never gets easier for Harry.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Comedy, General, Romance
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Het
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2084 Read Count: 3911
[Report This] Published: 05/24/2008 Updated: 05/24/2008
Reviewer: shocfix Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 05/28/2008 Title: Chapter 1: A Bad Book

Happy, happy place.

I have so much love for stompy Ron when she's come back to his flat after a row. Awesomeness.

Everyone is raving about the barefoot in the kitchen bit - is this a famous phrase?? I think this is the first time I've seen it...



Author's Response: Heh, it figures. I almost asked if the 'women should be barefoot and in the kitchen' line was known in Brit culture, but I thought 'how could it not be?'. Oh, well. Thank you! :)

That Damned Elusive Weasley by PG Tipps Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Draco doesn’t take no for an answer and Ron doesn’t take well to having a second shadow.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10123 Read Count: 686
[Report This] Published: 01/06/2009 Updated: 01/08/2009
Reviewer: shocfix Signed starstarstarstarhalf-star
Date: 01/11/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Don't do it again!!!