Penname: shocfix [Contact] Real name:
Member Since: 11/26/2005
Membership status: Member
Bio:

Um, hi.

*waves*

Just in case I need to be able to leave the fandom with five minutes notice -  and because I like being the one with teh control - I have taken my stories down from the archives, and they can all be found at shocfix on InsaneJournal.


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Princes of Maine by Scoradh Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 9]
Summary: Harry wakes one morning to find an abandoned baby on his doorstep. Little does he know that this is only the beginning of his most challenging adventure yet: parenthood.

Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Comedy, Erotica, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Contains Spoiler for HBP, Masturbation, Slash, Strong Language, Voyeurism
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 30530 Read Count: 5037
[Report This] Published: 06/01/2006 Updated: 06/01/2006
Reviewer: shocolate Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 06/01/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1/1

I love this fic so much I could just burst.

And quoting the best bits of a 30k word Harry/Ron could end up the same length as some fics.

But.

“No.” Ron smiled a lazy grin that was entirely new. It was the sort of smile that could melt ice-sculptures. Perhaps it was a coming-of-age present from Ron’s genetics.

*sigh*

And Harry watching Ron's arse, of course.

And I would so follow Ron round Tesco, caressing stuff he'd put back on the shelves.

oh - Harry's mind was busily sewing all the glimpses of Ron -- the edge of his knee, a bare toe, the firelight on his hair -- into a huge patchwork quilt of porn.

And kisses…

Oh, oh, oh - All at once, cool fingers were drawing his hand away. "Let me deal with that," said Ron, suddenly sounding every inch the authoritative Healer
 

But mainly that Harry is broken and adrift, and Ron is strong and loving and they are perfect together!



Author's Response:

And I would so follow Ron round Tesco, caressing stuff he'd put back on the shelves.

Perhaps, if I ever write a sequel, I can bring back the blue-rinse lady and let her do erotic things to Ron with the toothbrush while Harry watches?! Your choice of name, of course.

 Endless love for you, as ever.

With and Without You by Thevina Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Ron decides to put a new gift to use while Harry's out of the country and Ron is... hot and bothered. Unadulterated PWP, set within the "Fling Wide the Whirlwind" universe, about a year before that story begins.
Categories: The Broomshed > Self Pleasure
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Masturbation, Slash, Strong Sexual Content
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-05) The "I Touch Myself" Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-05) The "I Touch Myself" Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2078 Read Count: 904
[Report This] Published: 06/05/2006 Updated: 06/05/2006
Reviewer: shocolate Signed starstarstarstar
Date: 06/05/2006 Title: Chapter 1: With and Without You

sated, adored and content

*sigh*

Yes, sex is funny, so this was wonderful.



Author's Response: So glad that you enjoyed it!! It was much fun to write. :D

Wank - Excerpt from Proxy by Matilda Bishop Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary: An excerpt from Proxy.  For the "I touch myself" Monthly Challenge.
Categories: The Broomshed > Self Pleasure
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: Masturbation
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-05) The "I Touch Myself" Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-05) The "I Touch Myself" Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1294 Read Count: 2127
[Report This] Published: 06/05/2006 Updated: 06/05/2006
Reviewer: shocolate Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 06/06/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Wank - Excerpt from Proxy

“Honestly,” said the toilet, “If I had hands, I’d applaud.  Really.  That was spectacular.”

Perfection.

Of Hearts and Heroes by emmilyne Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 126]
Summary: In the days following the Department of Mysteries there is no respite for Harry, as a long lost relative with exceptional powers comes to change his life forever. Ginny learns she is not the plain outsider she thinks she is. And grief and fear lead to late night connections for Ron and Hermione. Sixth year epic. (Pre-HBP/AU-beginning prior to last chapter of OoP) Ron/Hermione and Harry/Ginny.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley
Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy, Erotica, Mystery, Romance, Tragedy
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Angst, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 49 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 394807 Read Count: 151831
[Report This] Published: 06/12/2006 Updated: 06/04/2012
Reviewer: shocolate Signed starstarstarstar
Date: 06/26/2006 Title: Chapter 21: Soul Mates and O.W.L.s

I love this Ron so much - I am, of course, up to date and very stressed at Checkmated.

Reviewer: shocolate Signed
Date: 07/14/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Heartbeat

You are killing me.

Every time you add a chapter here, I read it - and then go over to CM and read the rest.

 Again.

Seriously, I am getting niothing else done!!!

Within You, Without You by mapleandmahogany Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 98]
Summary: Unless time had changed things very much, she knew the intense gaze of those green eyes meant that he wanted her as much as she did him.

“Gin?” Harry said, as one hand reached up to stroke her hair, too intimate for a friend.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Erotica, Fluff, Mystery, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Het, Minor Fluff, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 63280 Read Count: 22874
[Report This] Published: 06/26/2006 Updated: 06/22/2007
Reviewer: shocolate Signed starstarstarstar
Date: 06/26/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Something

Yes, I know it's H/G - but I just have to squish your Ron!!!

Author's Response:

Look at you over here too! :D

I think that 'ship centric' stories often dump either Harry or Ron off to the side and I don't like that. This may be a H/G but Ron is still his best mate! ;p

Reviewer: shocolate Signed starstarstarhalf-star
Date: 07/05/2006 Title: Chapter 2: This Boy

OMG you didn't!

The unforgivable death.



Author's Response: I know. *hangs head* Hedwig was sacrificed so all the lovely redheads would be spared. ;)

Detachment by TheGiantSquid Rated: GP - General Public starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Hermione isn't sure how to feel or what to do...Comfort can be found amongst friends and loves, and Hermione is reminded that life goes on.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Drabbles
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Contains Spoiler for HBP
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 461 Read Count: 671
[Report This] Published: 06/26/2006 Updated: 06/26/2006
Reviewer: shocolate Signed starstarstarstar
Date: 06/28/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Detachment

Squishy, squishy, squishy!!!

He is Ron.



Author's Response: Heee :DD

Another Beginning by Zannie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 4]
Summary: At Ron and Hermione's wedding, Harry and Ginny meet up again after three years apart. One shot
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley
Genres: Erotica, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Het
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7907 Read Count: 2518
[Report This] Published: 06/26/2006 Updated: 06/26/2006
Reviewer: shocolate Signed starstarstarhalf-star
Date: 06/28/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

“Are you planning to run away from me all day?”

The voice came from behind her, and it was low, male, and familiar. After the voice, she heard the click of the door shutting behind him, and then the turn of the antique lock.

You made me shiver!!!

The Influence of Butterbeer by willowwand Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 14]
Summary:

Harry supposed he would just have to wait to see what happened under the influence of butterbeer...HBP U.S. edition pp 283-4

One year later, Ron and Hermione see what a couple bottles of butterbeer and an overabundance of UST can do.


Categories: Hallowed Halls > Vacant Rooms
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Fluff, PWP, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: RST
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4514 Read Count: 2121
[Report This] Published: 06/29/2006 Updated: 06/29/2006
Reviewer: shocolate Signed starstarstarstar
Date: 06/30/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

golly gosh, but she's a lucky girl!!!

Author's Response:

*sigh* Every girl deserves her own Ron, doesnt she?

Summer Rain by abigail89 Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 7]
Summary: It's better in the rain.

Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Masturbation, Minor Fluff, Slash, Voyeurism
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-06) June 2006 - Let's Get Soaking Wet!
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-06) June 2006 - Let's Get Soaking Wet!
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 746 Read Count: 607
[Report This] Published: 07/01/2006 Updated: 07/01/2006
Reviewer: shocolate Signed starstarstarstarhalf-star
Date: 07/02/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

*sigh*

Oh, my boys.

In the rain.



Author's Response: Yes, it's always better in the rain.

Sleeping Arrangements by willowwand Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Hermione has two blokes in her life who love and adore her. Luckily, she doesn't have to choose between them.

*Part of my "Little Bludger Series"*
Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1136 Read Count: 1422
[Report This] Published: 07/02/2006 Updated: 07/03/2006
Reviewer: shocolate Signed starstarstarstar
Date: 07/03/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Thank you for his thin frame, his pale, freckled skin.  He had never been, nor would he ever be broad and muscular - I love my skinny!Rons.

And he is an adorable dad.



Author's Response:

He's *supposed* to be skinny. I wouldn't write him any other way.

I love him as a dad too. I think he'd be a great father.

Four Turns by Matilda Bishop Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 17]
Summary:

Ginny, Fred, George, Hermione and Harry all want to shag Ron. They strike a deal.


Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room, The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Erotica, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, Character Death, Het, Incest, Rimming, Slash, Threesome, Twincest
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 20078 Read Count: 12258
[Report This] Published: 07/06/2006 Updated: 07/06/2006
Reviewer: shocolate Signed starstarstarstar
Date: 07/07/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue - Shove a What Down His Throat?

*sigh*

well, I'd rather like a go, too...

Reviewer: shocolate Signed starstarstarstar
Date: 07/07/2006 Title: Chapter 3: Turn Two - Hermione, Flowering and Deflowering

Because I wanted to be last, Harry told the voice.  At the end of the day, I want it to be me and Ron, forever…

*sigh* So do I!!!

Reviewer: shocolate Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 07/07/2006 Title: Chapter 3: Turn Two - Hermione, Flowering and Deflowering

Also? The Mimbulus mimbletonia stuff is beyond brilliant!!!