Summary: Once a month the men in Hermione's life become 'Dicks'. Not everything in the future is perfect. (Author's note: This story is set post Voldemort, and assumes that the final battle left the Trio with a strong sense of empathy between them.)
Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: OFC, OMC
Genres: Comedy
Time Period: None
Warnings: Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 4343 Read Count: 1641
Member Since: 04/12/2006
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[Report This] Published: 10/19/2006 Updated: 12/06/2006
Reviewer: zebraspots05 Signed 
Date: 11/13/2006 Title: Chapter 2: Harry’s Day – On A Day Like Today
Author's Response: It's very different, part 3
Date: 11/13/2006 Title: Chapter 2: Harry’s Day – On A Day Like Today
You keep doing this to me! I think a story is finished, and you add something marvelous.
I loved Harry here, especially him seeing the tea towel. Will be looking for the next installment
Author's Response: It's very different, part 3
Summary: Harry, Ron and Hermione attempt to destroy a Horcrux on Halloween night.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > From Diagon Alley to Hogwarts
Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy, Darkfic, Horror, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Graphic Violence, Minor Fluff
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-10) October 2006: The Halloween Feast Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-10) October 2006: The Halloween Feast Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5354 Read Count: 591
Categories: Hallowed Halls > From Diagon Alley to Hogwarts
Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy, Darkfic, Horror, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Graphic Violence, Minor Fluff
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-10) October 2006: The Halloween Feast Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2006-10) October 2006: The Halloween Feast Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5354 Read Count: 591
[Report This] Published: 10/25/2006 Updated: 10/26/2006
Reviewer: zebraspots05 Signed
Date: 10/27/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Author's Response: Yeah, thanks a lot for that. I had a lot of fun with Nick's Deathday party. And yeah, everything had a purpose in the end. Thanks so much for reading!
Date: 10/27/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
This was really amusing. I was wondering what the reason for the Deathday party was, it seemed very odd, but you brought it around in the end. Well done.
I loved the part when the ghost says, "I say, is that a brain you have there?" I think that was pure genius. (and a bit crack-y, if you don't mind me saying). I also loved how they forgot that the brain didn't have a mouth, and how Harry forgot the cup.
Cute story
Author's Response: Yeah, thanks a lot for that. I had a lot of fun with Nick's Deathday party. And yeah, everything had a purpose in the end. Thanks so much for reading!
Summary: 
Excerpt: “Just give us a kiss and call it even,” Ron said quietly.
“What’s that?” Harry asked, his eyes gone wide.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, Fluff, PWP, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Minor Fluff, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2212 Read Count: 3183
Excerpt: “Just give us a kiss and call it even,” Ron said quietly.“What’s that?” Harry asked, his eyes gone wide.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, Fluff, PWP, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Minor Fluff, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2212 Read Count: 3183
[Report This] Published: 10/26/2006 Updated: 10/27/2006
Reviewer: zebraspots05 Signed
Date: 10/27/2006 Title: Chapter 1: A Kiss For Thanks
Author's Response:
Date: 10/27/2006 Title: Chapter 1: A Kiss For Thanks
Just give us a kiss and call it even - I may make this my motto from now on...I'll definitely use it on my dh soon.
Harry’s stomach did a Wronski Feint - Really liked the imagery here. The whole scene is lovely, really believable for them to be together for so long, then easily slip into more. Good job
Author's Response:
Hee - Ron was being so flirty, hoping that Harry would make a move. I thought is was cute, I'm glad you liked it.
I'm so bad about using Quidditch metaphors, I just can't help myself. heh.
They do belong together. ;)
A Knight, a Bishop and a Queen Side Castle by Whatfunny Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 [Reviews - 12]
[Reviews - 12] Summary: 'It's like a game of chess, you have to think before you move.'
Defeating Voldemort is their goal, has been for two years...
Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Arthur Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Molly Weasley, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drama, General, Romance, Tragedy
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, Contains Spoiler for HBP
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10844 Read Count: 2900
Defeating Voldemort is their goal, has been for two years...
Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Arthur Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Molly Weasley, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drama, General, Romance, Tragedy
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, Contains Spoiler for HBP
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10844 Read Count: 2900
[Report This] Published: 10/27/2006 Updated: 01/27/2007
Reviewer: zebraspots05 Signed
Date: 10/30/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1; Your turn to speak
Date: 10/30/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1; Your turn to speak
That is a great opening chapter...it really sets up lots of stuff, leaving us wanting more and wondering what will happen next...can't wait for the update
Author's Response: Thanx for the review! I'm really glad you liked it and I will update this story shortly!!!
Summary: Ginny Weasley stumbles into the Burrow's kitchen late one night looking for a drink of water.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Drabbles
Characters: Ginny Weasley
Genres: Ficlet
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 662 Read Count: 449
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Drabbles
Characters: Ginny Weasley
Genres: Ficlet
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 662 Read Count: 449
[Report This] Published: 10/31/2006 Updated: 10/31/2006
Reviewer: zebraspots05 Signed
Date: 11/01/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Author's Response: Thanks for the nice review. I must say that would have been very unpleasant to have a bug in the glass of water -- yuch!! Thanks again.
Date: 11/01/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Too cute, I like how Hermoine was in on it, and how Harry would never clue into the fact she did it on purpose.
But I must tell you, while reading about this, I was distracted by something that happened to me, in a similar cirumstance. It was around 4 in the morning, and I had just finished feeding my baby, when I went in the washroom to get a drink of water. I left the lights off, and did just what Ginny did, got the glass of water by instinct, not by looking. Anyway, I gulped down half the glass, and lo and behold, there was a HUGE bug in the glass! I spit it out into the sink, turned on the lights and had to stifle my scream at the sight of the bug in the sink!
To this day, I can still feel the stupid, hairy bug in my mouth.
Author's Response: Thanks for the nice review. I must say that would have been very unpleasant to have a bug in the glass of water -- yuch!! Thanks again.
Summary: Magic has ways of working around denial.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drama, Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, BDSM, D/S, Masturbation, RST, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Voyeurism
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3108 Read Count: 1344
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drama, Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, BDSM, D/S, Masturbation, RST, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Voyeurism
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3108 Read Count: 1344
[Report This] Published: 11/01/2006 Updated: 11/01/2006
Reviewer: zebraspots05 Signed
Date: 11/02/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Fever In My Blood
Author's Response: Thank you and you're welcome!
Date: 11/02/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Fever In My Blood
Guh
Dom!Ron
How hot. Thanks for sharing him with us
Author's Response: Thank you and you're welcome!
Summary: After the War, Harry Potter makes Draco Malfoy an offer he can't refuse – and Draco discovers that his own demons are very real.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Dungeon
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama
Time Period: None
Warnings: BDSM, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Violence
Series: Demelza House Fundraiser
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 17218 Read Count: 4122
After the War, Harry Potter makes Draco Malfoy an offer he can't refuse – and Draco discovers that his own demons are very real.Categories: The Broomshed > The Dungeon
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama
Time Period: None
Warnings: BDSM, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Violence
Series: Demelza House Fundraiser
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 17218 Read Count: 4122
[Report This] Published: 11/08/2006 Updated: 11/08/2006
Reviewer: zebraspots05 Signed
Date: 11/09/2006 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
Date: 11/09/2006 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
Wow. What an unexpected gem of a story. At first, I was very uncomfortable with the darkness of the piece, especally how dark Harry had become, but as I read on, it became more and more believable, and understandable.
The interactions between the two were captivating, and I loved the exploration of Draco's pain reactions. And the last intimate scene was hypnotising. I'm really glad you posted this
Summary: Things are going very very very badly for Harry, Ron, and Hermione.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > From Diagon Alley to Hogwarts
Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Trio
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1035 Read Count: 654
Categories: Hallowed Halls > From Diagon Alley to Hogwarts
Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Trio
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1035 Read Count: 654
[Report This] Published: 11/10/2006 Updated: 11/10/2006
Reviewer: zebraspots05 Signed
Date: 11/12/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: 11/12/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Thank you for the mental picture of Dobby, piled high with wool hats, swinging a sock at the Death Eaters...Definitely a classic
Summary: Ron indulges Harry in his most wild fantasy.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: PWP, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2284 Read Count: 593
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: PWP, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2284 Read Count: 593
[Report This] Published: 11/15/2006 Updated: 11/15/2006
Reviewer: zebraspots05 Signed
Date: 11/16/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: 11/16/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Honestly, who doesn't like being rimmed while eating a Chocolate Frog?
-That line was the best!
Well done, loved them looking back at their youth, but happy with their middle age. And what a birthday presen Harry got this year! How fun
Summary: Excerpt: Sometimes when Harry gets his way he can’t help but feel like Seamus has gotten just what he wants anyway.
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Vacant Rooms
Characters: Seamus Finnigan, Harry Potter
Genres: Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1397 Read Count: 821
Excerpt: Sometimes when Harry gets his way he can’t help but feel like Seamus has gotten just what he wants anyway.Categories: Hallowed Halls > Vacant Rooms
Characters: Seamus Finnigan, Harry Potter
Genres: Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1397 Read Count: 821
[Report This] Published: 11/17/2006 Updated: 11/17/2006
Reviewer: zebraspots05 Signed
Date: 11/22/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: 11/22/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I loved the human insights you weave into this story. Especially:“I. Love. You.” Sometimes it’s whispered, sometimes it’s yelled. Sometimes it’s mumbled into a warm body and other times it said to a wall. Every time though it’s said with feeling, and every time Seamus says it back.
It’s not a trump card and it doesn’t excuse their behavior. It’s not a cure-all and it doesn’t make their problems go away. It’s never easy and it’s anything but a guarantee.
This is such a true observation about long term relationships, no matter who you are referring to. I also like that Seamus has his own bitter memories about the war. Often, the peripherial characters' reactions to the war are ignored in fandom.
Good job
Summary: Hermione is entirely too honest with Harry.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Het, Minor Fluff, Strong Language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1625 Read Count: 1356
Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Het, Minor Fluff, Strong Language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1625 Read Count: 1356
[Report This] Published: 11/18/2006 Updated: 11/19/2006
Reviewer: zebraspots05 Signed
Date: 11/19/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Wedding Night With Harry
Author's Response: Why thank you! I'm so glad you 'got' it. Heh. I bet Hermione would remember but just play it off cool.
Date: 11/19/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Wedding Night With Harry
It’s private, you know- Oh my, poor Harry. Do you think Hermoine will remember her talk at all, in the morning?
Very nicely written, funny, cute and sweet all at the same time
Author's Response: Why thank you! I'm so glad you 'got' it. Heh. I bet Hermione would remember but just play it off cool.
Summary: The other soldiers on the front lines have other reasons for being there.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Hermione Granger, OMC, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drama, Ficlet
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 917 Read Count: 488
Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Hermione Granger, OMC, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drama, Ficlet
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 917 Read Count: 488
[Report This] Published: 12/11/2006 Updated: 12/11/2006
Reviewer: zebraspots05 Signed
Date: 12/12/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Northern Front
Date: 12/12/2006 Title: Chapter 1: Northern Front
What an interesting perspective. I like how he (she) is uncomfortable at the end, but not judgemental. Would like to know more about this person, but this does stand on it's own.
Author's Response: Thanks. This is an idea that I don't think will be developed further, but I won't rule it out.
Summary: Sometimes people have needs they can't satisfy alone. Sometimes, "that" need requires help from our friends.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room, The Broomshed > The Ladies Room, The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, PWP, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: FemSlash, Het, Masturbation, Rimming, Slash, Strong Sexual Content, Underage, Voyeurism, Weasleycest
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 43934 Read Count: 203585
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room, The Broomshed > The Ladies Room, The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, PWP, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: FemSlash, Het, Masturbation, Rimming, Slash, Strong Sexual Content, Underage, Voyeurism, Weasleycest
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 43934 Read Count: 203585
[Report This] Published: 12/30/2006 Updated: 04/23/2007
Reviewer: zebraspots05 Signed
Date: 01/04/2007 Title: Chapter 3: Maybe I Could Offer To Give Him Lessons
Author's Response:
Date: 01/04/2007 Title: Chapter 3: Maybe I Could Offer To Give Him Lessons
I have to say, it was an unexpected, but very cool, ending. Loved Ginny's response; really, really looking forward to the next bit.
Oh, and by the way, the smut is very hot!
Author's Response:
I really thought everyone would be expecting Harry & Ron to show up, but I'm glad I'm catching you by surprise. I've always thought the unexpected makes for better reading. And I'm glad you're liking the smutty part, since that's the main emphasis of my story anyway. I know I've enjoyed writing it! Thanks so much for your comments!
Reviewer: zebraspots05 Signed
Date: 01/18/2007 Title: Chapter 6: I Can Think Of Worse Reasons For People To Stare
Author's Response:
Date: 01/18/2007 Title: Chapter 6: I Can Think Of Worse Reasons For People To Stare
*pushes Ron away in order to reach the keyboard*
Yes, it was a much tamer chapter than we are used to, but it is moving the story along...will be looking for the next chapter
Author's Response:
I wondered where Ron had gotten off to! I'm going to have to keep a better eye on him if I'm going to keep him around to play out his part in this story, aren't I?
Well, you can keep him a day or two I suppose, then I'm really going to have to borrow him back for the next chapter!
Thanks for reading, and for your comments!
Reviewer: zebraspots05 Signed
Date: 01/20/2007 Title: Chapter 8: Ok, So Maybe My Dad Did Strut
Author's Response:
Date: 01/20/2007 Title: Chapter 8: Ok, So Maybe My Dad Did Strut
Excellent chapter. I loved two lines the most: I always thought it would be nice to learn more about Muggles...it is a pet peeve of mine when Ron is really, really prejudiced against Muggle things, and yet dates Hermoine...
And the second line: OK, so maybe my Dad did strut...It is a nice reference to cannon, and a slight way of showing Harry is growing up.
Author's Response:
Thanks! And thanks for letting me borrow Ron back for a bit!!!
The strutting bit just hit me as I was writing about Harry's task ... I could almost hear Snape's sultry voice in my head taunting Harry in POA, and Harry's cocky reply that his Dad didn't strut ... it just BEGGED me to work it into my story!
Thanks so much for reading and reviewing!