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Catch Me If You Can by missgranger2 Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 338]
Summary: It's four years since the defeat of Voldemort. Ron is now an Auror. Hermione is working for the Department of the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures and gets a new intern by the name of Cormac McLaggen! Besides the new intern, Hermione and Ron as always have plenty to argue about!
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Cormac McLaggen, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Various
Genres: Angst, Comedy, Romance
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Strong Sexual Content, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 35 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 140844 Read Count: 103701
[Report This] Published: 03/08/2008 Updated: 09/27/2010
Reviewer: Napchic Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 05/28/2009 Title: Chapter 18: "Panic Attacks and Broken Dreams"

Poor baby girl *pets her*. She just wants her Ron to be safe. She's just a bit confused and bleak right now. I can understand Ron being really frustrated with her, but I kind of want to smack that beautiful ginger a bit for tucking and running. Poor dear Harry always pitching in to help our girl. 

I do like Ginny and Molly on witch watch. I love Molly coddling Hermione and tossing Gin of the couch with a "Move!"

It's a sad one as chapters go, but another nice window into our poor girl's decline. Holding on for happier times.... :) 

Author's Response:


   I was giggling over the "witch watch". Our poor boy is at his wit's end... bless him! He so wants to protect her and make her better. This time she went too far when she wanted to help bring Scabior down. Something in him just snapped as he is frustrated, angry and worried all at once. You know I'd comfort our poor boy if I could? *winks* As always I love hearing from my little engine that could. You make me smile a like the fool you know I am! *hugs*

Love and adore you!



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Date: 06/16/2009 Title: Chapter 19: “S.O.S and S.O.B’s”

aww... Molly is the best mummy ever. She always has the answers. It's nice to see Hermione with a proper healer and getting started on getting better. :) And poor girl, Ron is just her whole world, isn't he? It's sad and sweet that he is both her source of pain and comfort. I look forward to seeing her better :)


*hugs you* 

Author's Response:

My Beautiful friend!

I feel better after "my near psychotic episode" a few days ago. How in the hell do you put up with me, I'll never know! *hugs* Molly was indeed a good mummy in this chapter. I felt like I needed to cut her some slack after Ron told her to mind her own business basically a few chapters ago. Our poor girl is just so emotionally unstable at the moment. It sometimes hurts to write it, but I can't help myself. And of course you know that even if I let her get treated or cured even, I'll have something else up my sleeve as I can't seem to let her just be happy. (it's sick, I tell you!) I loved talking to you on the phone the other night and thanks for helping to try and get me through all the nonsense. I truly love you, dear! *hugs*


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Date: 07/11/2009 Title: Chapter 20: “Good-bye Darkness, Hello Light”

awww. Now that's the saucy girl we know and love. You meany for hiding her from us all this time :)

It does make it all the sadder almost to see her confident and happy knowing it won't last :(

And great sweetened butter of peanuts, isn't Ron sexy in this one?!? I like how giddy backToNormal!Hermione makes him. It's sweet too that the entire security detail is just lazing about enjoying his house. It's very Hermione to politely have them over.

For whatever reason, i really liked the description of the shrunken looking like matchboxes. I have no idea why, but that was really charming to me, and a nice visual. I guess I like big things made ickle :) Thanks for a lovely update with a bit of sunshine in the midst of Hermione's $h!tstorm. 

Loves you! 

Author's Response:

How are you dear? I was just thinking about you this morning and was going to call but got side tracked as usual. *laughs* This is actually sort of a sad chapter, in that she is feeling better temporarily. We get to see her naughty side, something our boy has missed for so long. And as I said in the notes section, I just can't allow for her to be happy. (I'm SICK I tell you!)

You like little things, huh? Since when? I have seen your pictures of our boy and I can tell you there was nothing "little" about a certain area! *clears throat* And you can also ask your hubby for I am sure he'll back me up! *giggles*

I miss you like mad! Thanks for leaving me some love. You just have to come to the HP park next year with me. We'll be thrown out for sure when we chain ourselves to Ron's four poster bed!!!! *laughs*

Love and miss you!




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Date: 07/31/2009 Title: Chapter 21: “Bad Dates and Good Advice”

Ahh Cormac. Nice therapeutic punch to the face. Fine work there :) I love that he just kept dating her to overcome the insult to his manly wiles. Hermione's session was neat too. *hugs her for getting baby steps better*  Poor ickle locked away magic girl. Well, it's always a successful chapter to see Hermione more stable and Cormac witch slapped. Please continue :)

Author's Response:

Witch slapped...Ha! Ha! Ha! I love your lingo dear. I hate Cormac with every fiber of my being. I could just imagine him being the same as he was in school-pompous and arrogant! And I'm not done with the little Yetti yet. (later chapters)

Why do I torture our poor girl?  It's a sickness I tell you! *laughs* She's making progress for right now. *clears throat*  You know I can't have her be happy for too long, right? *slaps self*

I love you to pieces and miss you like mad!


Your Ridiculous BFF 

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Date: 08/25/2009 Title: Chapter 22: “A Fly in the Spider’s Web”

Aww. George being all caring about Hermione is teh sweet. I like seeing Charlie too. Bless him. I like his little moment with Hermione too. You've got me all tense waiting for the bad times to slam into the peaceful little party though. Hermione is so normal and pleasant and not clingy and terrifiedy, and i am fairly certain that won't last :( 

*misses fully mentally stable Hermione* 

Author's Response:

Ha! Ha! I can always count on the funniest of reviews from my new "partner in crime". (you know what I'm talking about) Don't be tense waiting for the bad times as they are coming dear. Bless my dear sweet girl but her happiness just can't last forever. I'm waiting at any moment for Hermione to appear out of no where and kick my arse but good. Thanks as always for your support and unwavering friendship! *hugs*

I love my "napchic"! *smak*

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Date: 09/17/2009 Title: Chapter 23: “Flirting With Disaster”

Don't hate me but i actually feel bad for Charlie. He wants a Hermione of his own... awww :) He does like her for the right reasons, she is passionate about magical creatures and nearly everything else. She's lovely and brilliant, and she does have awesome, huge hair. I think it would be hard not to pet it a little. *snort*


I never really thought about it before, and i think it is a great point, they would have interests in common or similar perspectives on the treatment of magical species that others feared or mistreated. I never really thought that much about charlie honestly, and i had never realized that he and hermione might have that common ground. 


Well, that's it. I ship them now. lolz.


(kidding, don't check me for fever :) I also like your Ginny in this one. Bless her and the little one. 



Author's Response:

My Butter Twin! *sniffs*

  I have always found Charlie attractive for some reason. He's like the "bad ass Weasley" along with Bill. I had to put him in the story somehow and it just came to me that both he and Hermione really do share a love for magical creatures. I know people will think I have gone off the deep end, but I couldn't help but go with it. I think Ron handled it gracefully though he will probably never trust Charlie around her again. And yes-Ginny is now preggers with little James. *sighs* There were clues but I finally came out with it.

I miss you my dear friend! *smak* I hope you'll like the next chapter and thank you for supporting me. I don't deserve such a lovely friend as yourself! *hugs*



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Date: 10/06/2009 Title: Chapter 24: "Cliffs and Edges"

*covers face*

oh ron ron ron ron ron ron ron. What on earth are you about to go get your fool ass into? He's incorrigible MSG. What are we gonna do with him? He really needs to listen to his girl. Depressed or not, sis is still the brightest witch of her age. She knows this is a bad idea. He has got to stop with the revenge killing thing. He's better than that, and a sweet boy at heart, and he is going to get his ass tossed in prison. Then who will take care of Hermione and me? *smiles*


He brings out the molly in me. I worry about our boy. 

It's always such a treat and special occasion to see you update one of your epic "twin stories". Can't wait for more. (((((MSG))))

Author's Response:

My scampiest scamp!

Bwahahahaha! "Then who will take care of Hermione and me?" Bwahahahaha! Exactly dearest! Our boy has been pushed over the edge and goodness knows he'd be better to stop and think things through first. Given what I get from his character, I sort of think he's impulsive at times...especially when it involves those he cares about our loves. Now, would I really have our boy go to prison? *grins* Maybe...but then he couldn't come and see me on our scheduled Saturday night woopie sessions, now could he? *winks* I hope you'll like the next chapter my little minx. As usual, I can't tell you a damn thing except that more drama is ahead! *smak*

Love and miss you terribly!

Your Ridiculous Little Minx


Beginnings by missgranger2 Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstar [Reviews - 17]
Summary: This is when Hermione loses her virginity to Ron. "Missing moment" from the story "Live...or Die Trying". 
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Romance
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3036 Read Count: 5433
[Report This] Published: 04/20/2008 Updated: 04/20/2008
Reviewer: Napchic Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 11/04/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Today has been so crazy, I had to take 5 and read this little gem again for a pick me up. I had forgotten how terribly sweet it was (in addition to it's blatant hotness). Lost lamb is so far from these greener pastures. Sigh. 

I really do look forward to what your lovely mind has cooked up for her shepherding home. Ron as a shadow is just going to be delicious with drama. Thank you for working so hard for our amusement, my diva. We don't deserve you!








Author's Response:

Hello You Gorgeous Artist!

   I was giddy to see a new review on this story! (Yes, I love reviews...I admit it!) And to my complete and utter happiness it was my brilliant artist friend! I simply adore you dearest! If you ever need a pick me up, come back to this review where I tell you how special you are to me!

 Vote for Napchic America! Just think of the possibilities! Oh what fun we'd all have!

*a million hugs*

A Magical Renaissance by BrandedFaithfully Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 276]
Summary: Hermione goes through an emotional and magical Renaissance in a race against time to save her life.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance, Tragedy
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Contains Spoilers for DH, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 30 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 270837 Read Count: 134894
[Report This] Published: 06/14/2008 Updated: 12/27/2009
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Date: 11/13/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Confections of a Broken Heart

I originally looked in on this story because your reputation proceeded you. :) (I believe you're the brandedfaithfully who has been working beta with Missgranger2, and, if so, she has had nothing but praise for your wonderful abilities.) I had to check out your work first hand, and am so glad I did. This is an amazing yarn. (It's wrong to say) But I LOVE what you are putting our poor Hermione through! What a delicious opportunity to study who she is beyond the brightest witch of her age. Lordy, I am a complete sucker for all things R/HR, so I cannot wait for all this to unfold, and for Ron to politely pack John's things, snap out a stupify and portkey his butt to a remote field in central Nebraska. Thank you for this. 


ps. Ron really should consider legally changing his name to "Mr. Yummy." 

Author's Response: Dear Napchic, THANK YOU!  Well, I'm going to have to give missgranger another big hug for the wonderful recommendation!  She's great and I enjoy working with her on her stories.  I'm glad you like this one.  I've written a couple of more light hearted ones and I really wanted to do something that was darker and explored the whole concept of life and death, a study of what the human soul expects from their time on this planet and, of course, a little R/Hr lovin along the way.  Please let me know what you think of the rest of it and I'll consider the Nebraskan field!!

Reviewer: Napchic Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 01/12/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Confections of a Broken Heart

Well, heck BF, that is some darn fine storytelling! I like that you took time to explain the peril and nature of her condition. I love a bit of exposition with my angst, but mostly John is just a face punch waiting to happen, and I am so glad I am going to be there to see it. :) Nice work making me hate the Hades out of him. It's time Hermione learned the special brand of magic that can be brought about by a knee to the groin....sighs smiling... I really am looking forward to Ron and John "visiting" again. I also look forward to Hermione finding herself again in all of this. Thank you for this. :) 

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Date: 01/27/2009 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8 - Begotten of the Father

Sweet fancy heck! What a mess, right? I know Hermione is in no condition to hex that little "Veruca Salt" of a slag into keeping her mits of my sweet ginger, but how about a nice, random falling light fixture? Hmm? A loose ceiling tile perhaps? Okay, I will patiently wait for a proper smackdown. (Oh, Ron, please shrug off that hag and make time for a nice round of public John thrashing. He's just down the hall. Sick'em!) This is a lovely setup of a chapter. The creepy kiddies at the beginning make for a nice backstory, and they have completely freaked me out. (shiver). Love this! Good work. :)

Author's Response: Dear Napchic, Oh how I adore reading your reviews!!  You make me smile ear to ear!  I'm so glad you're enjoying it.  You'll get the creepy kiddies soon if you haven't already.  Thanks again!!

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Date: 03/27/2009 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11 - Cure and Consequences

So the next daily prophet headline will read:

"Weasley Semen Magical Cure-All!"

Later that day fangirls flock to the WWW shop feigning coughs and sneezes hoping to schedule a "treatment."

*cough, cough*

Ok, my shenanigans aside, I could hug you for that plot devise. Brilliant! Angsty, hand-wringingly brilliant. Never saw it coming (ahem). Thanks so much for this. Also, if you could be a dear, please arrange for a thunderous witchslap for Diane.


Author's Response: Oh, my!  I'm not sure how to devise the witchslap, but it sounds good.  What do you think George would do if Ron came for a publicity visit at WWW after his miracle cure is released?  Oh, that's too funny.  And I must say I'm glad to hear that you didn't see it coming because I thought it would be so obvious, but was hoping for the opposite.  Thanks again!

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Date: 06/06/2009 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16 - Revelations

well, I have caught back up with this story and I have to say again how very inventive and delightful i still find it that Ron's johnson holds the cure to magic cancer. :) I always suspected as much :). I know I am completely wrong for it, but I continue to imagine cheeky one-liners that Ron could mutter off about it being time for someone's injections and the doctor being in. I know. I am clearly in grade school. 

Kidding aside, this is turning into quite a ride. That's dirty tricks making Ron sick too :)  But a delicious little twist in the race to copulate her back to health. Now our poor boy risks being sexed to death. It's a wonderful, ansty mess. 

Author's Response: Oh, my goodness!  You're giving me a good laugh.  Yes, I guess there's a bit of my naughty side creeping out here and there.  I mean, just giving her a blood transfusion would have been very anti-climactic.   I mean where's the fun in that?  The wonderful thing about the fantasy genre is that ability to make things up that might otherwise be unmentionable in real life.  I wanted the characters in this story to experience a real range of emotions, to gain a new understanding of the value of life.  And honestly, the experience of truly loving someone, of sharing an intimacy born of devotion and trust...that's an emotionally charged experience, one that can make you laugh or make you cry.  And who's to say that it can't in some ways be a cathartic experience, maybe even a healing one.  So, anyway, now that I'm done waxing poetic, I'll get back to the antsy mess!

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Date: 06/12/2009 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17 - A Dichotomy of Life and Love


You are killing me, but what a way to go :) Hells yeah, make the potion! You do know I mean "angsty mess" in the most complimentary of ways, don't you? I even spelled it correctly this time :)


Poor selfless, sadly still shagless, Mione... writing her goodbyes. *Tuts* Ginny is lovely to slap that weep-inducing scroll right out of her hands and replace it with a sandwich. I like the glimmers of returning research!Hermione as well. I like her trying to be her fiery, answer-finding self again.


I also like Ron as a deep thinker in this one. His journey is a nice one with his little leaf in hand. My favorite element, which Ron should be hexed for considering, is that he would rid himself of magic with a potentially lethal spell just to prove he'd love her all muggle-style. 


Thanks for the quick update. Til the next installment I will quietly imagine Ron as a "candy striper" saying, "this may sting a bit." 


Author's Response: Dear Napchic - well, that's a cool image (the candy striper).  I'm not sure where the leaf came into play, but it just seemed to fit in with the imagery.  Sorry to put you through the "angsty mess" (yes, I like that phrase - think I'll use it some more), but it's necessary.  Yes, I know that you mean it in a complimentary way - no worries.  This story is meant to be full of angst.  I think I'll have to write a comedy next!  Thanks again.

Summary: Ron learns that Wizard's Chess is not a game for the faint-hearted. It takes a certain strength of constitution to play the game, and sometimes losing is the sweetest kind of victory.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Comedy, Erotica, Fluff, PWP, Romance
Time Period: Voldemort's Second War
Warnings: Contains Spoiler for HBP, Contains Spoilers for DH, Het, Hurt/Comfort, Major Fluff, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4385 Read Count: 2404
[Report This] Published: 08/11/2008 Updated: 08/11/2008
Reviewer: Napchic Signed
Date: 08/12/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I think I have read everything of yours on the "pitch." If not, I will so get right to that. I agree with the last reviewer. Cute and funny and might I add, dead sexy. I love your Ron. What a sweet kid. There are about a million first love fics out there, but this is just as good as any i have ever seen. What a treat. 

 You're good at this, but you probably knew that. Please keep writing stories for us out here.

Author's Response: Most of my stuff is archived here.  If you want to make sure you don't miss anything, it always goes up on my Live Journal first.  If you don't Live Journal, you're missing out on some amazing fanfiction.  Feel free to contact me for more info at