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Live...or Die Trying by missgranger2 Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 399]
Summary: Hermione becomes bitter and lost after Ron and Harry leave her.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Various
Genres: Angst, Comedy, Romance
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 33 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 134755 Read Count: 72545
[Report This] Published: 02/09/2008 Updated: 05/29/2011
Reviewer: Napchic Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 02/15/2009 Title: Chapter 1: "Broken"


that's one helluva good reason, love.  i reckon he really had no taste for anything like a normal relationship after something like that. poor baby boy. I think is beautifully tragic how he has to prove to himself that he isn't a monster. I also think that he behaved in a distinctly "Ron" way when dealing with it. I can very much see him making the snap decision to obliviate his men and the girl.

I also absolutely love the exchange with Ginny where he says he felt a connection and she responds that he felt guilty. Who knew Gin was so insightful?

It's harsh, but I am really glad you didn't pull punches. He has screwed up Hermione but good, and nothing short of this would really justify that. This does. Bloody lovely.  


Author's Response:

You lovely scamp!

Our boy has really been through a rough time. I felt sorry for him after I wrote this chapter as I could only imagine having to live with this type of horror. Since he finally let it out, I think this will be the first step in finally making things right. Of course our sassy girl is not going to be too easy to reach. Ron has a long way to go to re-gain Hermione's trust and more importantly- her love! Thank you for your lovely comments my dearest of friends! I hope you like the next chapter darling! *hugs*


Your Twin   

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Date: 04/22/2009 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14

“Why the hell are you shouting colors at me man!”


That may be the greatest line you have ever written, and that's saying something, love :) Either that line or the bit about not giving him clothes to free his short-a$$ elf-like self. You are a mess. This is some funny crap. And right up against the funny, you just break my little heart with the exchange between Hermione and Charlie. No wonder I have been in love with the story for so long. It just makes me laugh and cry and gently want to punch Ron and Hermione. Also it makes me want to rather more forcibly punch David, and OMG is Hermione going to leave a mark with that hex when she sees some him. Ahhh. Love this story! Thank you for writing it. 

Author's Response:

Hello to my Gorgeous Twin! *smak*

I couldn't help myself with that line! Ha! Ha! I love to write a drunk Harry and Ron. And our girl is so sad really. She's strong enough to keep it together on the outside but inside she's falling apart. *sobs* I am not sure what she has in mind for David yet as I haven't wrote it. Remember I skipped to some Shadow chapters after looking at a certain beauty's photos(!) Thank you for leaving such lovely comments darling! Me misses you! *hugs*

Much love and XXX,


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Date: 06/03/2009 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15 “Search and Destroy”

Yeah! Update on my favorite! 


Chipmunk names :) Glasses found at the scene :) I admit to nothing, but you are a scamp and you know it!


i love the poor, hung-over, brawling boys. Bless them. They have got to stop punching each other in the pretty faces.

And WTF is Hermione thinking taking David on alone? He's all juiced up on the superevil! That's bad news!  I am very much looking forward to the shadow chappies :) 

I heart this so much. Thanks, love! (scamp) 

Author's Response:

"We're the Chipmunks! Simon, Alvin and Theodore!" *giggles* Was that not the weirdest coincidence ever??? I still laugh about the whole thing! *woo-hoo!* I couldn't help but have our boys have a go at one another. Men are strange and look fo them to not stay bitter toward each other as women do. Our girl is not afraid of David in the least. Is that a bad thing? Probably. Can she handle herself against him? Maybe. I am working on chapter 16 right now. I was going to take out something, but left it in spite of myself. I hope you'll enjoy it dear! Shadow chapters are not too far off, love and I thank you for the inspiration to write them! (>:


Love and miss you!



Reviewer: Napchic Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 06/30/2009 Title: Chapter 1: "Broken"

it's funny how they never really left that hotel room, but covered so much ground :) This was a juicy bit of exposition and hints wasn't it? Please let the password be something sweet that will get our girl thinking BTW. So she is figuring out there might have been extenuating circumstances for poor dear boy and "teh case." Ron's bundling Shan off on the relatives... nice, nice. Charlie is apesh!t...good, good. Harry is properly abused by all. Oh yes, and HERMIONE IS TOTALLY STARTING TO CRACK under the insurmountable charm of one R. Weasley. Good times. :) Can't wait for shadow chaps. That $h!t is gonna be on. :)

Author's Response:

My Little Minx!

Your Shadow chapters are coming! Just six more to go and finally you'll see what you inspired! They'll be getting out of the inn very soon and look for more sexual tension between our charming boy and smug girl! I love writing this Harry and this Charlie. They're both crazy as hell in this story and me likes it. *giggles* Our poor girl has crafted herself into a person that doesn't want to feel emotions and doesn't want to love.  Ron isn't going to make it easy for her to keep that up and look for that to make her very frustrated in later chapters. I am so happy you seem to like it so far. Thanks for leaving me some love!!!

Much love and a million XXX,

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Date: 08/02/2009 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17 “Lost and Found”

For whatever reason a really liked all the little bits with Ron breaking in to the aunt's house. It was neat to kind of see him going through that process. Felt like I was following through it. 


GREAT PASSWORD. Oh i love some contrite!Ron. Poor boy, he is so sorry, isn't he? I cannot wait for him to spill that to our girl directly. I want tears dammit :) She is, of course not going to make it the least bit easy on him. Ah me. :) The build up is lovely. 


and Poor Shannon. She's just been screwed left in right in this deal. I do hope she has a better life of it from here out. Maybe we can run across her happy  in an epilog. But sadness for the girl aside, that's one more barrier to make-up sex tidily ticked off the list :)


Harry can't fall asleep on Hermione watch. She's wily dangit. She's going to get herself into danger if you don't watch her. *thumps him awake*


YAY update!

Author's Response:

It's My Little Scamp! *squee!*

If you want to go on a mission with our boy, I can arrange it...but he best be coming home to me right afterwards! *laughs* You unfortunately want be seeing our girl cry for a long, long, long, long, long and well long time. Sorry! But they will come one day dear, I promise! *puppy eyes*

I think Shannon will find happiness. And I hadn't thought about doing an epilogue but now you got my brain working...DANG IT! She will be fine and is really better off with her aunt. And I just couldn't have any make-up sex with the two of them. (you know who I want our boy to have sex with......BESIDES me!) *giggles*


And Harry...bless him but he's crazy in this story. I sort of love him that way, though. (I'm mental, as you know)


Thanks for leaving me some love, dear! I miss you so much!!!!


Your Nutty Friend 

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Date: 08/25/2009 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18 “Double Trouble”

Yay! Fred's alive in your universe. *Prefers this :)* And the twins are properly boisterous to the point I am tempted to sedate them. Nicely done. :)


I have still not forgiven Ron for all the shite he's put Hermione, and oddly enough, that poor dolt Shannon through. I am actually deviously looking forward to the hell that Hermione is going to subject his ass to. Sweet, sweet beat down - the girl is going to be awful on him. I look forward to the angry angry ahem, tension relieving activities as well.


Speaking of, nice use of paralyzing muscle spasms during table!sex. Your Harry in this story just can't get a break can he? It's rather amusing.


And all those goodies aside, i am scared shiteless for Hermione. She is awfully cavalier about her own safety with that hulked out lunatic on the loose. What is our little dollop of trollop thinking?


*squishes you for updating*

Author's Response:

Bwahahahahaha! "dollop or trollop" Woooo-hoooo! Yes, I do believe she is a bit of both. Bad ass Hermione doesn't scare easy and that might be her downfall. (hint, hint, HINT) And David will be back soon. ( I haven't forgot about the jerk and neither has Hermione!)

I love the twins. I wish I worked with a couple of clowns like that as it would make my day soooo much better.

Angry tension is so damn sexy. And it's coming! But she isn't going to make it easy for him which is also sort of sexy too in my bat shit crazy mind. "Make him beg for it, dammit!"

And poor Harry. Can you even guess where I got the bad back idea from???? *ding, ding, ding* What do we have for her Johnny! *snorts* Harry is just so fun to write about in this story. No serious Harry here as I like crazy Harry wayyyy better! *winks*

I adore you dear and miss you so much. We just have to talk soon about all our "new adventures". I fear we won't even recognize ourselves by this time next year if we keep in the same direction we're going. I know you got my back, like I got yours!!! We can't cave in, dear! *shudders*

Loves you!

Your Lil' Dingbat  

Reviewer: Napchic Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 09/17/2009 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19 “Changes and Second Chances”

First off...

“Hmm?  Oh, well it sort of just came up all of a sudden.”  Harry beamed at her."


I love a beaming, plastered Harry. I just do. He's adorable.


And don't get me started on the loopholes. I seriously cracked up seeing him drawing those in the air.


Also, i truly love devious!Molly inviting Hermione to dinner. Nice.


oh, and the Weasley Auror double-crossed poor Harry! Nice job, Ron. I kind of hate for Harry to be in the shadows, too. Ginny may be a bit of a hellcat in this story but she loves her boy. He shouldn't have to leave her. Ron has been such an arse. He kind of deserves to have to go through hell to get our girl back, but poor Harry, well he's just being Harry and trying to save people again. I trust your wisdom on the matter. I will sit and worry and wait :)


((((you and awesome story))))

Author's Response:

You Funny Scamp!

  Yes, I have sort of put Harry in "that" position again. I just can't give him a break, you know? And Ron.  What can I say? He is still that hot headed boy from school in this one. (it kind of turns me on but we won't go there) *clears throat* Anyway, look for some twists and turns when dinner time rolls around. Some really heavy duty stuff is coming up between our boy and girl and I hope you'll like it. Thanks as always for all your support. I love ya' you sassy wench! *smak*



Reviewer: Napchic Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 10/06/2009 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20 “Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?”

I do love this story! It's so great to see Ron and Hermione interacting again. I can't wait for the real fireworks to begin. Ron's little trance and Hermione's moment of skirt hiking was rather perfect. :)

Oh, and I love Arthur and Molly in this one as well. They are such dears seeing the best in her and wanting her well again. Charlie's a nut, bless him. He might have done better sticking with dragons. Ginny is wonderfully conniving, and Hermione's crazy running commentary is ever amusing. She needs to give Ron a few more bruises for the shite he's pulled, but he is growing on me :) He is Ron after all, I can't stay mad at him for long. I cannot wait for when she realizes he's in the shadows. Stuff-hitting-fan time is going to rock. *hugs, you!*

Author's Response:

Oh My Darling Girl!

  I am having so much fun with this story. I love sexual tension when it comes to our favorite couple. (look for more of that) *smiles* Our poor girl is so far gone that she is having a difficult time relating to people who really do care about her. Molly and Arthur are such good people, but they have no clue how much our girl has changed. As for Charlie...bless him! He's saddled with a real firecracker that's for sure. He probably should have stuck with dragons, eh? *snorts* I hope you'll like the next chapter my little minx. The Shadow chapters are not too far off now and expect more craziness from our girl til' then! *grins*

Miss and love you!

Your Little Nutcase (>:

Catch Me If You Can by missgranger2 Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 338]
Summary: It's four years since the defeat of Voldemort. Ron is now an Auror. Hermione is working for the Department of the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures and gets a new intern by the name of Cormac McLaggen! Besides the new intern, Hermione and Ron as always have plenty to argue about!
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Cormac McLaggen, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Various
Genres: Angst, Comedy, Romance
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Strong Sexual Content, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 35 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 140844 Read Count: 102974
[Report This] Published: 03/08/2008 Updated: 09/27/2010
Reviewer: Napchic Signed
Date: 10/23/2008 Title: Chapter 11: Psychiatrists and Psychos

(jumping up and down) COOOLL!

I love new chapters!

Poor Hermione, she's so sweet and broken around the edges (OMG not suicidal!!!...calming down). She just loves him so much. It's nice to hear the backstory in her voice. Bless her. Of course she's only just to boarded the bus to wellville, and crap, we find Cormac in the driver's seat again. He needs a solid face punch. 

Again, I can't wait to see where all this is going. Thanks, Dear!


ps. mustard? What the hell??! - that's delightful


Author's Response:

Hello Talented and Brilliant Butter Buddy!

    Hermione is an emotional wreck. *sniffs* If our boy would have died...well I hate to think what she would have done! Of course I'm trying to get our girl some much needed help. I have always positively hated that wanker Cormac! You just might see him get what he deserves later! *winks*

I got the mustard idea from one of the talk shows. Some lady on there was scared of mustard. When a tray of mustard was brought near her, she flipped out! I never laughed so hard in my life! (I know, I know terrible of me!)

Thanks for your review as you alwyas make me smile darling! Can't wait for your next masterpiece!



Reviewer: Napchic Signed
Date: 09/24/2008 Title: Chapter 10: Good Cop, Bad Cop

Cool new chapter! Oh, Ron can play bad cop anytime he wants. Sweet sassy molassy, that was working my crime scene! (settling down) I like the throwing of the chair. That was a nice touch. And Harry's comfort zone is too funny.

McLaggen just keeps finding ways to be a nasty customer. I am going to enjoy that full on smack down when it comes. All that and a bat poop crazy squib villian...well done!


(hey, i read your story Trapped over at the HP Love Community, and I really liked it too! Distraught Ron is always a favorite. He was so sweet. Thanks for all the new reading material.)

You + writing = Awesome! 

Author's Response:

Hello Gorgeous and Talented Napchic!

    I had fun writing this chapter. I always wanted to do a good cop, bad cop routine! The McLaggen their talking about in this chapter is Cormac's dad. I decided to make all the McLaggens complete scum buckets!*smirks*

Scabior is a complete nut job! I have been having a blast writing about him!

   I'm glad you liked "Trapped". I need to do one more chapter and haven't had the time to sit down and do it.

Thank you for reviewing my dear butter buddy! I cannot wait for more of your art!




Reviewer: Napchic Signed
Date: 09/24/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Sense, Not Sensibility

If you're hungry for more, dinner is served. Go check it out when you can. 


I know i reviewed already, but this really was a darling Ronstravaganza of a chappie.  I didn't fully convey the love i felt in one mere review. It's always a delightful surprise. Have the best day, dear. 

Author's Response:

Hey there Brilliant Artist!

   Hmm...dinner is served eh?! Oh I am sooo curious and excited now! Thank you for the kind words!  As I told you before I always wanted to write a chapter where there was a good cop, bad cop! And our adorable, hot, tempermental boy just had to be a part of it! *smirks*

  I hope you had a great day too!!!



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Date: 10/31/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Sense, Not Sensibility

If you hear a pathetic wailing noise, it's me bawling my eyes out. 

How great was this? She was doing so well, and working so hard to make it nice (coconuts :-) and it was so freaking hot (and may I say dang and seriously, dang) and all that comes to a horrid cold slap with fetal, desperately huggable poor girl and the boy who only wants to make her better. I am hot and bothered,  an emotional wreck and now for some reason I want roast chicken. I blame you for this MissGrr!

(Thank you for the wonderful ride, dear!)

Author's Response:

Hello My Dearest!

  I could slap myself for making you so sad! The nerve of me! *giggles* On a more serious note, our poor girl is suffering so much. Ron is beside himself...the poor man. And becuase I adore you I will warn you that it will get worse before it gets better. *sighs* I will share the roast chicken with you love...and some hot buttered biscuits! Thank you for the lovely review as you know it means so much!

*grrs and hugs*


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Date: 12/03/2008 Title: Chapter 13: “Muggle Medicine and Wizard Worries”

Oh, our poor, sweet, spiraling girl. It's awful to see her such a mess, and Ron, too. His line: I-I feel like I’m falling apart mate. That's so lovely and wrenching really. Your Ron is lovely in this story. But you always do write him so well.

And what the crack is with the stolen files. Now I am just outright nervous. Thank you for another engrossing installment, dear.

Now hand me Hermione's meds so I can relax. 

Author's Response:

Hello My Beautiful Twin! *grins*

   Our poor boy and girl are really having a hard time. Hermione's fragile condition is going to start to really affect Ron more than it had before. Thank you for your kind words about my Ron. *sniffs* I can't picture writing a story without him in it as I just loved him so much from the books. And since their personnel files were stolen expect more havoc! *sighs* Pass me a pill too dearest as you know my life has been crazy as of late! Thanks for being there lovely!


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Date: 01/06/2009 Title: Chapter 14: Sadness and Madness

Okay, Wow! I just now caught that Scabior was one of the catchers that took them to Malfoy Maner. Nice!

Poor shell-shocked, crazy-town a public spectacle to the Weasley clan at large. That image of her clawing her way up into a crazy standing position on the bed is really kind of stunning and horribly sad. Like it really clicks, she is way more than just depressed. I can't stand it for her and poor, half-crazed Ron. 


 (<3's you anyway, but this is sooo sad.)


Author's Response:

Oh darling!

  I am bawling right along with you! *sniffs* Our girl is very, very depressed and it's not over yet. It was Brandedfaithfully that added that she stood up on the bed which I thought was brilliant. I originally had her standing up with Ron trying to get her under control. Poor Ron! I will tell you that it's going to start taking a toll on him. Let's cry together darling! *sniffs* I adore you more than words can say!

Love you!



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Date: 03/12/2009 Title: Chapter 15: Revelations and Reflections

Oh, that sweet baby girl. Hermione is royally f@¢ked up, isn't she? Wow. You do write a glorious trainwreck of a Hermione, love, in all her many ways of breaking down. :)

This one may be your saddest though. I think it's because she has moments that she seems really her normal self. It makes it all the more shocking and abrupt when she slips into madness. How do you help her? How do you deal with the hot and cold running crazy? Wow. I actually have a little bit of a stomach ache now. Poor Ron.

Well, it's a brilliant, calm after the storm, and very nearly as unsettling. Nice, nice work, love :) 

Author's Response:


This Hermione is tragic and very fragile. She wants to find a way back but seems to hit a roadblock at every turn. Look for her mental instability to start wearing down our boy. He loves her but even love can't always work everything out. It is going to be a long and torturous struggle for our girl and I'd like to think that Ron will be there for her in the end. *winks* And trust me that I want our girl to get better!!! An incident will come much later that will help with that...unless I decide to change it!*grins deviously* Of course I'd let you see what I had originally planned if it comes to that. *smooch* Btw I love and adore you more than anything!!! I promise to give you some "happy times" in Live!

Love from your scamp and XXX,