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A Cold Day by queenb23 Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Past Featured StoryA chance meeting with Pansy Parkinson turns out slightly better than Ron thought possible.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, PWP
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Public Sex, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2532 Read Count: 5832
[Report This] Published: 05/12/2008 Updated: 05/12/2008
External Penetration by Argyle_S Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstar [Reviews - 9]
Summary: Harry is having sex with his two best friends. Unfortunately, they know nothing about it.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Darkfic, Drama, Erotica, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, Het, Hurt/Comfort, Non-Con, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Voyeurism
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5589 Read Count: 4327
[Report This] Published: 06/08/2007 Updated: 06/08/2007
Forward Motion by TheGiantSquid Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 19]
Summary: The Seven Tales of the Blessed Life of Hermione Granger.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Angst, Erotica, Fluff, Romance
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Contains Spoilers for DH, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3642 Read Count: 3645
[Report This] Published: 01/12/2008 Updated: 01/12/2008
Giving Up Control by Hildigunnur Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 8]
Summary: Hermione's fantasy about being controlled, is fulfilled by someone she never thought would do
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: D/S, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3154 Read Count: 3437
[Report This] Published: 10/22/2005 Updated: 10/22/2005
Harry Potter and the Unbreakable Bond by Leviathan Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 203]
Summary: Past Featured StoryWhen Hermione uses ancient magic to save Harry and Ron, the trio's lives are changed - forever! 

AU, Sixth-year.
Categories: The Broomshed > Ménage a Trio
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Erotica, Fluff, Horror, Romance, Trio
Time Period: Voldemort's Second War
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Contains Spoiler for HBP, Contains Spoilers for DH, Graphic Violence, Het, Hurt/Comfort, Masturbation, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Threesome, Underage
Series: None
Chapters: 27 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 165896 Read Count: 131637
[Report This] Published: 10/14/2006 Updated: 04/08/2010
Kriegspiel by Mad Maudlin Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Voldemort has taken Azkaban. Ron is captured. You can't beat learning from a master.

Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Lucius Malfoy, Ron Weasley
Genres: Darkfic, Drama
Time Period: None
Warnings: Contains Spoiler for HBP, Graphic Violence, Strong Language, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11179 Read Count: 500
[Report This] Published: 09/23/2006 Updated: 09/24/2006
More Than Memories by Bluerain Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 499]
Summary: Past Featured StoryA night that starts out inflicting the pain and horror of war ends in a way Ron had never expected. A story of love that stands the test of time, and of a passion undeniable, even in the face of heart-wrenching betrayal. Written pre-HBP and is now AU :)
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drama, Erotica, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: More Than Memories
Chapters: 26 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 122649 Read Count: 267761
[Report This] Published: 10/06/2005 Updated: 06/12/2009
Scatter Her Pieces to the Wind by Tarie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary: She had to be inhuman to not crack, to not give in and tell him. He would make her crack somehow. He would break her. He loved her, he had for years, but he would break her down and scatter her pieces to the wind if needs be to get what he wanted. All he wanted was to be able to understand. (Ron/Hermione)

Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drama
Time Period: None
Warnings: Het, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1232 Read Count: 1059
[Report This] Published: 06/19/2007 Updated: 06/19/2007
Surfacing by ThaliaChaunacy Rated: FG - Family Guidance starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Some lives end not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drama
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1233 Read Count: 446
[Report This] Published: 01/01/2007 Updated: 01/01/2007
the difference between night and day by Jenadamson Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 1]
Summary: "He should have savored it, because the next day he was sent on a new mission guarding Pansy Parkinson. And now he was here."

Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Ernie Macmillan, Ron Weasley
Genres: Darkfic, Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7457 Read Count: 253
[Report This] Published: 08/09/2006 Updated: 08/09/2006
The Things That Make You Mine by Tart Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 15]
Summary: A costume party is the perfect opportunity for Hermione to set her plan in motion. Ron doesn't stand a chance.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Het, Major Fluff, Strong Language
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10112 Read Count: 3914
[Report This] Published: 07/10/2007 Updated: 07/21/2007
Unspoken by AmandaR Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 20]
Summary: Past Featured Story Hermione is working on a new magical skill that makes her very valuable to the Order in the fight against Voldemort. Who will give her to strength to follow it through? And when it puts her in harm's way, what feelings will it reveal in Ron? Pairing: Ron/Hermione. AU Trio's sixth year at Hogwarts.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Action/Adventure, Mystery, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Angst, Het
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 34165 Read Count: 18057
[Report This] Published: 02/25/2007 Updated: 03/21/2007