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"That" Need by TheTrioMakesMeHot Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 174]
Summary: Sometimes people have needs they can't satisfy alone. Sometimes, "that" need requires help from our friends.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room, The Broomshed > The Ladies Room, The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, PWP, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: FemSlash, Het, Masturbation, Rimming, Slash, Strong Sexual Content, Underage, Voyeurism, Weasleycest
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 43934 Read Count: 245307
[Report This] Published: 12/30/2006 Updated: 04/23/2007
9 Crimes by Leigh Adams Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 2]
Summary: After an argument with his wife, Ron goes looking for a distraction and finds Lavender.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Lavender Brown, Ron Weasley
Genres: Angst, Drama, Erotica, PWP
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Angst, Het, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1849 Read Count: 2554
[Report This] Published: 09/12/2010 Updated: 09/13/2010
Summary: She bites her lip with uncharacteristic reserve. You want to bite it for her.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Rose Weasley, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: None
Time Period: Next Generation
Warnings: Het, Minor Fluff
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2469 Read Count: 3416
[Report This] Published: 01/28/2008 Updated: 01/28/2008
A Cold Day by queenb23 Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Past Featured StoryA chance meeting with Pansy Parkinson turns out slightly better than Ron thought possible.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, PWP
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Public Sex, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2532 Read Count: 5828
[Report This] Published: 05/12/2008 Updated: 05/12/2008
A Dursley At Hogwarts by irma66 Rated: GP - General Public starstarstarstar [Reviews - 13]
Summary: Harry finds himself back at #4 Privet Drive investigating reports of under-age magic in the house. At his childhood home, he finds a changed cousin with a family of his own and a little witch on his hands. Harry learns of the death of his uncle and aunt and welcomes his 3rd child while helping his cousin’s family integrate into the wizarding world. He also uncovers something hidden that will change all of their lives again.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Dudley Dursley, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, James (younger) Potter, Ron Weasley, Rose Weasley
Genres: Comedy, Drama
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Contains Spoiler for HBP, Contains Spoilers for DH
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10776 Read Count: 11520
[Report This] Published: 09/09/2007 Updated: 10/20/2007
A Haunting Past by unbroken_halo Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Remembering the past is one thing, but living with it is another.
Categories: The Broomshed > More Than Two
Characters: Lily Evans Potter, Remus Lupin, Severus Snape
Genres: Erotica, PWP
Time Period: Tom Riddle
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Contains Spoilers for DH, Drug Usage, Frottage, Het, Slash, Strong Sexual Content, Threesome
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4000 Read Count: 2164
[Report This] Published: 02/22/2010 Updated: 02/22/2010
A Little Bit of Honey by tqpannie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 1]
Summary: It was like looking in the mirror
Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: Padma Patil, Parvati Patil
Genres: Drabble, Erotica
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: FemSlash, Incest, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 637 Read Count: 2829
[Report This] Published: 06/24/2008 Updated: 06/24/2008
A Little Something Different by coffee_n_cocoa Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Ginny always enjoys it whenever Neville tries something different.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom
Genres: Erotica, Fluff, PWP
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: EWE, Het, Minor Fluff, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1226 Read Count: 1909
[Report This] Published: 11/07/2008 Updated: 11/07/2008
All You Had to Do Was Ask by queenb23 Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Rose Weasley is obsessed with her best friends, Al Potter and Scorpius Malfoy, and she devised a plan to get what she wants.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity, The Broomshed > More Than Two
Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Rose Weasley, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: Erotica
Time Period: Next Generation
Warnings: Het, Incest, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Threesome
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7967 Read Count: 5994
[Report This] Published: 08/31/2009 Updated: 08/31/2009
All's Fair by mrmoon Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 1] New!
Summary: The life of the Auror Seamus Finnigan. A little sex, a little Quidditch, a little sex, hunt some Death Eaters, a little sex. Ho hum, another day.
Updating after a hiatus.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity, The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Dean Thomas, Katie Bell, Lavender Brown, Luna Lovegood, OFC, OMC, Pansy Parkinson, Seamus Finnigan, Various
Genres: Action/Adventure, Erotica, Romance
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Contains Spoiler for HBP, Contains Spoilers for DH, Het, Orgy, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Threesome, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 41529 Read Count: 8192
[Report This] Published: 10/02/2009 Updated: 07/25/2014
And You Will Have Me Live by Seraphime Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 35]
Summary: Pansy Parkinson's life had been set in stone since she was a little girl with no hope of it ever changing. However a chance meeting on Christmas Day with Ron Weasley changes everything for better and for worse.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Draco Malfoy, George Weasley, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Romance
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Angst, Het, Strong Sexual Content, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 92518 Read Count: 9265
[Report This] Published: 09/18/2009 Updated: 09/30/2010
Beautiful Mess by EruditeWitch Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Rose has a crush. Scorpius has a secret. Will their friendship survive it?
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Rose Weasley, Scorpius Malfoy
Genres: Erotica, Romance
Time Period: Next Generation
Warnings: Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10445 Read Count: 2002
[Report This] Published: 12/22/2009 Updated: 01/09/2010
Being an Adult has its Advantages by tjs_whatnot Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Pansy and Ron fight over who proctors detention...
Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley
Genres: Ficlet
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 376 Read Count: 683
[Report This] Published: 03/25/2009 Updated: 03/25/2009
Birthday Boy by tqpannie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Harry gives Ron a very special birthday present
Categories: The Broomshed > More Than Two
Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Nymphadora Tonks, Ron Weasley
Genres: PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: D/S, FemSlash, Het, Orgy, Slash, Strong Sexual Content, Threesome
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2005-12) December 2005 - Non Challenge
Challenges: Monthly Challenge: (2005-12) December 2005 - Non Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1301 Read Count: 11819
[Report This] Published: 12/11/2005 Updated: 12/11/2005
Careers Advice by mugglemama Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Ron considers the benefits of a career as an Auror and decides sometimes extra work and studying can pay off.  Written for 2009 Smutty_Claus
Categories: The Broomshed > Self Pleasure, The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Madam Rosmerta, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, PWP
Time Period: Voldemort's Second War
Warnings: Het, Masturbation, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3490 Read Count: 3641
[Report This] Published: 01/13/2010 Updated: 01/13/2010