Penname: madam_minnie [Contact] Real name: Minnie
Member Since: 08/28/2005
Membership status: Administrator
Bio:

The image “http://pics.livejournal.com/satindolls/pic/0007apzc” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors. Madam_Minnie is also known as the Maven of Porn. She's an avid Harry Potter fan, writer, literary agent and all around smutty lady. She hails from the Island of Puerto Rico originally and now resides in Florida. She's a self-proclaimed lover of all things Snape. She has a wicked sense of humor, excellent taste in music, and she's the queen of the hot boy love. She spends her evenings amusing her fellow Captains with her raunchy sense of humor in between reading query letters from aspiring authors. She's a Slytherin through and through. Her Co-Captains firmly believe she is a gay man trapped in a woman's body. Sometime ask her about the shoes...

 

[i'm bill weasley]
...and which lesser Harry Potter character are you?

 


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Favorite Stories
Gilly-gryff by netbyrd Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: On the verge of leaving Hogwarts, Arthur does what he can to prove his love. Even if some of those things are a bit... unusual.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Arthur Weasley, Molly Weasley
Genres: Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5120 Read Count: 1494
[Report This] Published: 10/19/2005 Updated: 10/19/2005
Homecoming Surprise by Redblaze Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Tired and weary after two weeks on the road, thirty-one year-old Harry Potter receives a gift or two he wasn’t expecting. .
Categories: The Broomshed > Ménage a Trio
Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3570 Read Count: 4058
[Report This] Published: 09/27/2005 Updated: 09/27/2005
I'll Stand By You by tqpannie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 3]
Summary: A mission goes wrong and Hermione comforts her best mate.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4804 Read Count: 1795
[Report This] Published: 10/22/2005 Updated: 10/22/2005
In Omnibus, Fratris by Thevina Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Ron didn't expect Charlie to be his liberator from Azkaban. Then again, neither did he expect him to have become a vampire, nor that his brother could bring a new, and welcome, comfort.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Charlie Weasley, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drama, Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Angst, Incest, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Vampirism
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8005 Read Count: 568
[Report This] Published: 03/21/2007 Updated: 03/21/2007
In the Shower by simons_flower Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Wet Ron.
Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: None
Genres: Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: Threesome, Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 787 Read Count: 1626
[Report This] Published: 10/23/2005 Updated: 10/23/2005
Lights Out by Tori Siikanen Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

How does a sixteen year old live civilly in the same room with four others?

first, you wait patiently for all the other boys in your dorm to go to sleep.

then, you hope you don't get caught.


Categories: The Broomshed > Self Pleasure
Characters: Harry Potter
Genres: Erotica, PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash, Strong Sexual Content, Alternate Universe
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1233 Read Count: 1234
[Report This] Published: 11/18/2005 Updated: 11/18/2005
Love Remains by tqpannie Rated: RT - Restricted Themes [Reviews - 5]
Summary: When the worst happens to Hermione's parents Ron is there to comfort her.
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Tragedy, Erotica, Drama, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Hurt/Comfort, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6929 Read Count: 3896
[Report This] Published: 11/23/2005 Updated: 11/23/2005
Matter of Wizard Pride by mapleandmahogany Rated: FG13 - Family Guidance13 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 10]
Summary:

A HBP 'missing moment'. The trio are studying and the boys find one of Hermione's books very appealing. Interesting conversations follow......


Categories: Hallowed Halls > From Diagon Alley to Hogwarts
Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Comedy, Ficlet, PWP, Trio
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2995 Read Count: 1598
[Report This] Published: 03/05/2006 Updated: 03/06/2006
No Romance by Thistlerose Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: This is not a love story
Categories: Bad Moon Rising > School Days
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin
Genres: Drama
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1768 Read Count: 303
[Report This] Published: 01/01/2006 Updated: 01/01/2006
Not Yet Discouraged by Seren Rated: GP - General Public starstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

They moved in packs, the dark ones, and they ate my children as surely as their Master bade them to eat death. One by one, they were picked off- but Roger, if you had been there, you would have seen. You would have seen feats that have never been performed before or since. For if there is one thing my children have always known- save a few sad, lost souls I have never been able to salvage- they have known compassion and love. A young Hogwarts students learns of the Last Battle and its heroes from the one who knew them best of all.


Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: None
Genres: General
Time Period: None
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3070 Read Count: 298
[Report This] Published: 11/17/2005 Updated: 11/18/2005
Of Thwarted Plans by faithwood Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Draco had a plan. A very good, solid plan. Trust Potter to thwart him.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Comedy, Fluff
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Masturbation, Slash, Strong Sexual Content, Voyeurism
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8813 Read Count: 1361
[Report This] Published: 05/12/2008 Updated: 05/12/2008
Comments: Harry/Draco in such a perfectly-written POV that it will make you want to read more. Hot scenes, wonderful dialogue and a great interpretation of canon moments mixed in within an AU.
One Last Time by sesptwd Rated: MT - Mature Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Bill wants to see Charlie's new tattoo.

Categories: The Broomshed > Drabbles
Characters: Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: Incest
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 501 Read Count: 444
[Report This] Published: 07/01/2006 Updated: 07/01/2006
See No Evil by TheGiantSquid Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: After Draco is blinded in an accident that wasn’t quite an accident after all, Ron takes him in and soon discovers that not everything, or everyone, is as it seems...
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley
Genres: Erotica, Mystery, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Character Death, Contains Spoiler for HBP, Rimming, Slash, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 26491 Read Count: 3037
[Report This] Published: 08/19/2006 Updated: 08/19/2006
Severus and the Doomsday Affair by Jadzialove Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Severus sets out on the journey of a lifetime, determined to live before he dies.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Harry Potter, Severus Snape
Genres: Romance
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Contains Spoilers for DH, EWE, Rimming, Strong Language, Voyeurism
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11370 Read Count: 746
[Report This] Published: 01/04/2009 Updated: 01/05/2009
Something to Squeal About by Amanuensis Rated: RT - Restricted Themes starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Luna disciplines Cho, who's so pretty when she takes it.
Categories: The Broomshed > The Ladies Room
Characters: None
Genres: Erotica
Time Period: None
Warnings: BDSM, Dub-Con, FemSlash, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2494 Read Count: 3901
[Report This] Published: 10/23/2005 Updated: 10/23/2005