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Spammers Sigining Up For Accounts

We have notice spammers taking a new tact--They are actually registering for accounts on TQP.

What are The Captains Doing About This

1. Locking the User so they can not continue to post reviews. Only registered members can post reviews.
2. Change the User Name (ie-CL-Shoes-SPAMMER
3. Changing the Email Address and Password to the spammer. This way we'll be notified if they try and get a new password.
4. Deleting the reviews that they have left

What do I do if I receive a Spam Review that is an advertisement?

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2. Email the Captains the link to the review via the contact us link, so we can take appropriate action on the review and the member.
3. Confirm once you have received a response that the review has been deleted.

--Captain Annie on 01/27/2013 04:59 AM
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Hi all, The Captains, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Snape, and Draco have all been hard at work trying to deal with Goblins that had been messing with the code on the site. We believe we have all the errors corrected with the exception of two or three evil goblins that will be fixed over the weekend.
Please note we have upgraded our PHP to 5.3 tonight and upgraded E Fiction

--The Captains on 10/22/2012 08:03 PM
Site Down Time


Just a heads up that the site will be up and down during different periods of time today March 24, 2012.   We will be backing up the site and upgrading E Fiction. 

 Also you will be unable to submit stories from 10:00 am until 10:00 am Sunday March 25, 2012

Thanks for your patience.

--The Captains on 03/24/2012 06:48 AM
Closed to Submissions

Hello, Quidditch fans!

A quick announcement from the admins:

We, the staff of the Quidditch Pitch, apologize for our lackluster performance of late. As the Chudley Cannons would say, we are in a rebuilding phase of our organization.

In order to allow our staff to find the best stories possible we must announce:

Submissions Closed Until June 1

We are in the midst of a beta marathon and need the extra time to concentrate on the stories that have been caught up in the down time.

Thank you for your support, and we look forward to sharing the Potter love!!

--Captain Deena S on 05/24/2011 04:58 PM
Closing to Submissions


Quidditch anyone?

Image by kevindooley via Flickr

In order to catch up on the submissions received and prepare for the stories percolating in your brains after the first of the final Harry Potter movies are released, the Captains have decided to close the Submissions Queue starting Friday, October 15 at 12:01 AM EDT. All stories received after this time will not be accepted.

The Submissions Queue will reopen on Friday, November 19th at 12:01 AM EDT. We plan to have events on that date, so stay tuned and get those stories submitted in the next few days!

Enhanced by Zemanta

--Madam Minnie on 10/11/2010 06:45 PM
Going to Infinitus?
Well, [info]tqpannie and I will be at Infinitus this year. We're registered and will likely host a meet-up or two. Shout out if you're going! :)

--Minnie on 04/03/2010 07:09 PM
Submission Queue Re-opened
Sorry that this announcement has been delayed, but hey, the Captains had a HUGE hangover and have just now recovered.

The submission queue is now reopened and the Quidditch Coordinators and Quidditch Assistants will gladly get back to approving, uploading, and betaing. Or, you know, whatever the hell they do. (I never said I'd give up sarcasm for New Years...)

Happy writing and reading!!

Captain DeenaS

--DeenaS on 01/06/2010 06:11 AM
Submission & Beta Queue Closing for Holidays
The Quidditch Pitch staff would like to wish all of you a safe and happy holiday season!

Queue: Beginning Monday 21 December 2009 through Monday 4 January 2010, our submission queue will be closed for the holidays. This is to allow our entire staff time to finish their current stories and prepare for the holidays with their families and friends. The staff of The Quidditch Pitch will return energized after the holiday to fulfill all of your fanfiction needs. If you are currently working on stories you would like posted to the site, please contact your Quidditch Assistant and make arrangements to have the story updated prior to 21 December.

Happy Holidays!

--The Captains on 12/17/2009 10:05 AM
Quarterly Featured Stories
Quarterly Featured Stories at TQP

These are all new banners designed by one of our graphic designers [info]thesteppyone Be sure to thank her for all her hard work.

Click the link here to see all the stories.

--The Captains on 10/24/2009 07:47 PM
Last Podcast with Simons Flower


**Click on the banner to listen**



Click here for the MP3 Version

On May 3, 2008, the Captains: [info]almond_joyz, [info]madam_minnie,[info]tqpannie, and [info]simons_flower gathered for what turned out to be [info]simons_flower’s last podcast—The Fanboy Chat Part Deux.

The episode (number 12 in case you were wondering) never aired. Thanks to our fabulous sound editor [info]wolfiekins, the fanboy chat with [info]leviathan0999, [info]thanfiction, and [info]daddybear716 has found a voice.

Simons Flower was our moderator for this podcast.

We dedicate this recording in loving memory of Captain [info]simons_flower and hope you enjoy her laugh one more time.

Disclaimer: No fanboys were harmed in the recording of this podcast. It may lower your intelligence (as it did for us). Neither the Captains nor the participants of this podcast will be held responsible if you spit coffee on your monitor while listening.

--Annie, Deena, Minnie on 08/25/2009 10:58 AM
A Fest in the Memory of Simonsflower-Thirty Days of Smut

You don't have to be an LJ member to join in the fest.

Information about The Fest

Information Post
Mods Email Address
Prompt Post
Beta Sign-Up Post
Icons please credit the designer.

Pimping Banner


* Sign-ups will begin on Saturday August 22, 2009 thru September 3, 2009 @ 11:59 PM PST
* Sign-up post comments will be screened.

The Rules:
* Have fun! She would want you to enjoy writing the stories and creating art for her.
* All stories/art should incorporate one of [info]simons_flower's favorite things.
* All stories should be rated R to NC-17 (art can go from PG-13 to NC-17)
* No character death.
* All stories should be a minimum of 1000 words no maximum.
* All stories must be spellchecked and beta-read (there will be a post setup for betas to offer their services).
* Please include all HTML codes in your document when submitting your story.
* Stories and art submitted as part of this fest may not be posted anywhere else until the author/artist has been revealed by the [info]smut4flowersmod
* If you sign-up for a day and find that you cannot complete, please email the moderators at
* All stories must be submitted by midnight PST on your day of posting and submitted through the [info]fic4flower journal.

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User Info

* LJ user name:
* Active email address:
* Are you an artist or a writer?:
* Fandom you are planning on writing/creating art for:
* Date you would like to post on:
* Pairing you are considering writing/drawing:


--Annie on 08/23/2009 10:27 AM
Simons Flower Funeral and In Lieu of Flowers

ETA: Hi All,

There is a beautiful online obituary posted for Trisha. You can log in and read the comments and leave your own.

Trisha's sister did an amazing job writing it and her family chose beautiful pictures that show off Trisha's lovely smile.

You can view the online memorial guest book here at Flintoff's

Tuesday August 11th at 1 PM with graveside service following at Upper Hillside Cemetery.

Flintoft’s Funeral Home
540 E. Sunset Way
Issaquah, WA 98027

Speaking officially via [info]flotsomnjetsom

Her family and her spouse would like to request that instead of flowers that donations be made to either The American Diabetes Association or The Lupus Foundation of America.


If you are interested in sending a sympathy.

The Masen Family
700 NW Gilman Blvd. PMB 454
Issaquah, WA 98027


We wanted to do something to let [info]simons_flower's daughter know just what an amazing person her mom was. We want her sister and parents to know how many lives their Trisha touched. I wanted Mr. Simonsflower to know how much we loved her, how much we will miss her, and how many times she made us laugh.

So what do you do here? Post your memories of Trisha. Post pictures-post quotes from her stories.

Your memories can become Jocelyn's, Stephanie (her sister), Jim's (hubby) and her parents memories.

We're going to put the community into book form and send it to Jim to give to Jocelyn.

We want her to know how much we all loved her mom.

The community is [info]flowers4trisha and you can find it here

--Annie, Deena, Minnie on 08/05/2009 08:39 PM 0 Comments

Simons Flower Edit | Delete In 2003 I met a wonderful woman and writer. [info]simons_flower. I remember the first time I met her I was in total awe because she was my favorite trio writer.
Over the years she has played Hermione to my Ron and to [info]madam_minnie's Harry. I know I will be able to put into words later how much she mean to me but right now the words won't come.

I got a call this morning actually two calls. One from [info]flotsomnjetsom and later one from Jim her husband. I want to emphasize that this isn't a joke or a game and defintley not fake.

Jim found [info]simons_flower this morning on the floor of the bathroom. The EMT's were called but they were unable to revive her. She passed away this morning in her home.

Please keep her daughter in your thoughts and prayers. Please keep her sister and family in your thoughts and prayers.

Trisha was 37 years old. She was an amazing writer, she was fearless, she was my best friend. She made me a better writer, a better person, and she was always there for me.

I don't have any information on funeral arrangements but I will be updating with public post as regularly as I can.

My heart is broken right now and I'll never be the same.

If you want direct emails please email me at

To all of you who loved Trisha--Remember her laugh. She had the most amazing laugh.

[info]simons_flower helped to start TQP and I don't know what we will do without her.


--Annie on 08/06/2009 09:30 PM
Featured Stories 2nd Q 2009

You can see our featured stories for the second quarter along with the banners right here!

--The Captains on 07/19/2009 09:27 PM
Twitter Account
For all our members you can now follow us on at QuidditchPitch on Twitter.

--The Captains on 07/17/2009 05:29 PM