Summary: I have no idea where this came from; it just rolled into my brain one night and demanded to be shared. There's character death in here, but it's all in the name of a good joke. Note: It took me exactly as long to write it as it took to run the video while I was writing it!
Categories: Dark Tales > Going Under
Characters: Lucius Malfoy, Harry Potter
Genres: Comedy
Time Period: None
Warnings: Character Death, Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1570 Read Count: 252
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Stories
[Report This] Published: 10/05/2005 Updated: 10/05/2005
Summary: There's a change in routine
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: George Weasley, Hermione Granger
Genres: Angst, Drama
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Het
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1526 Read Count: 312
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: George Weasley, Hermione Granger
Genres: Angst, Drama
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Het
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1526 Read Count: 312
[Report This] Published: 12/17/2008 Updated: 12/17/2008
Summary: It was funny how easily routines could develop
Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Hermione Granger, Bill Weasley
Genres: Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: Fate Series
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2275 Read Count: 697
Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Hermione Granger, Bill Weasley
Genres: Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: Fate Series
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2275 Read Count: 697
[Report This] Published: 09/06/2006 Updated: 09/06/2006
Summary: This has been a routine for so many years that it’s now second nature
Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Augusta Longbottom
Genres: Angst, General
Time Period: Voldemort's Second War
Warnings: Angst
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1449 Read Count: 290
Categories: Remains of the Day > Leaving Feast
Characters: Augusta Longbottom
Genres: Angst, General
Time Period: Voldemort's Second War
Warnings: Angst
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1449 Read Count: 290
[Report This] Published: 08/09/2007 Updated: 08/09/2007
Summary: What starts off as nothing more than an offhand (if decidedly thick-headed and callous) comment turns into a monumental argument and then... into something much more...H/G!
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Vacant Rooms
Characters: Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley
Genres: Romance, Fluff
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2825 Read Count: 731
Categories: Hallowed Halls > Vacant Rooms
Characters: Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley
Genres: Romance, Fluff
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2825 Read Count: 731
[Report This] Published: 11/13/2005 Updated: 11/13/2005
Summary: Harry's life was never easy, but it sure was simpler before he started seeing red. And he just knows that being stuck in a tent with his two best mates shagging every night is bound to send him insane. Then there's that whole hunt for the Horcruces, and eventual battle with Voldemort himself to worry about. Why can't he just catch a break, for once?
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, OFC, Ron Weasley, Various
Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Erotica, Romance
Time Period: Voldemort's Second War
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Angst, Contains Spoiler for HBP, EWE, Het, Masturbation, OC, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Twincest, Voyeurism
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15758 Read Count: 9646
Categories: The Broomshed > The Changing Room
Characters: Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, OFC, Ron Weasley, Various
Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Erotica, Romance
Time Period: Voldemort's Second War
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Angst, Contains Spoiler for HBP, EWE, Het, Masturbation, OC, Slash, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Twincest, Voyeurism
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15758 Read Count: 9646
[Report This] Published: 03/25/2008 Updated: 04/19/2008
Summary: The twins trick Ron into testing out a new product, what will the outcome be?
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: Various
Genres: Comedy, Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: Pili204's Collection of Drabbles
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 294 Read Count: 285
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: Various
Genres: Comedy, Drabble
Time Period: None
Warnings: None
Series: Pili204's Collection of Drabbles
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 294 Read Count: 285
[Report This] Published: 08/23/2006 Updated: 08/23/2006
Summary: Sometimes rules are meant to be broken
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Narcissa Malfoy, Kingsley Shacklebolt
Genres: None
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2954 Read Count: 315
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Narcissa Malfoy, Kingsley Shacklebolt
Genres: None
Time Period: None
Warnings: Alternate Universe
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2954 Read Count: 315
[Report This] Published: 08/13/2006 Updated: 08/13/2006
Summary: Sometimes you just have to break the rules
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Blaise Zabini
Genres: PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Het, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4824 Read Count: 721
Categories: The Broomshed > Erotic Couplings
Characters: Hermione Granger, Blaise Zabini
Genres: PWP
Time Period: None
Warnings: Het, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4824 Read Count: 721
[Report This] Published: 04/12/2006 Updated: 04/12/2006
Summary: Clips of Remus and Sirius's relationship, inspired by the ecstatic love poems of Jalal al-Din Rumi. A whirlwind of angst, fear, sadness, and most of all, love.
Categories: Bad Moon Rising > Drabbles, Bad Moon Rising > School Days, Bad Moon Rising > War and Peace
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Andromeda Tonks, Antonin Dolohov, Harry Potter, James Potter, Molly Weasley, Nymphadora Tonks, Peter Pettigrew, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black
Genres: Fluff, General, Tragedy
Time Period: Voldemort Vanishes, Voldemort's First War
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Character Death, Contains Spoiler for HBP, Contains Spoilers for DH, Major Fluff, Minor Fluff, Slash, Strong Language, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 813 Read Count: 323
Categories: Bad Moon Rising > Drabbles, Bad Moon Rising > School Days, Bad Moon Rising > War and Peace
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Andromeda Tonks, Antonin Dolohov, Harry Potter, James Potter, Molly Weasley, Nymphadora Tonks, Peter Pettigrew, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black
Genres: Fluff, General, Tragedy
Time Period: Voldemort Vanishes, Voldemort's First War
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Character Death, Contains Spoiler for HBP, Contains Spoilers for DH, Major Fluff, Minor Fluff, Slash, Strong Language, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 813 Read Count: 323
[Report This] Published: 05/27/2010 Updated: 05/27/2010
Summary: Harry has gotten himself into a lot of messes before, but this just might be the worst one yet. He knows he can't give up though. He just has to remember what he's fighting for.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2033 Read Count: 244
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance
Time Period: None
Warnings: Slash
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2033 Read Count: 244
[Report This] Published: 10/09/2006 Updated: 10/09/2006
Summary: Hermione doesn't understand.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Het
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 102 Read Count: 670
Categories: Remains of the Day > Drabbles
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Drabble
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Het
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 102 Read Count: 670
[Report This] Published: 06/18/2008 Updated: 06/21/2008
Summary:
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Comedy, Erotica, PWP
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Contains Spoilers for DH, Drug Usage, Het, Masturbation, Minor Fluff, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1401 Read Count: 2104
And if I only could I’d make a deal with god And get him to swap our places.
Categories: Remains of the Day > Eternity
Characters: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley
Genres: Comedy, Erotica, PWP
Time Period: Post-War
Warnings: Contains Spoilers for DH, Drug Usage, Het, Masturbation, Minor Fluff, Strong Sexual Content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1401 Read Count: 2104
[Report This] Published: 05/21/2010 Updated: 06/01/2010